random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Bassomatic]

Sword Fighter Super said: ↑
I just literally googled "twink the hedgehog" and it wasn't as gay as that.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

The mentioned tweet:
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was posted at 2:10 his time.

Insert gin emote here.

r/ing "the mischief has gone too far."

 

[RG 448]

When I was a horny teen I ahem...appropriated my cousin's dirty panties from her laundry hamper. I guess I should report myself to the nearest male death camp because literally nothing I do will ever make me a human of any value.

 

[Mysterious Capitalist]

Part 2

 

[CIA Nigger]

Straight outta some cow's rant on his thread in Animal Control.

 

[damian]

Straight outta some cow's rant on his thread in Animal Control.
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wow this “CIA N[slur]” sounds like a real mean dude.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

 

[Lurkette]

"I'm going to break into your house and vaccinate your kids for Rubella" - Mister Metokur

@Null: when she got to baa I nodded furiously

 

[Very Honest Content]

A good rule of thumb on kiwi farms: if you're hesitant to open a spoiler, just check how many islamic content ratings the post already has.

 

[Wakko Warner]

"Belonged in primary schools and Vegas, not in the best theater district in the world. Byeeeeeeeee."

I'm not surprised you were a huge fan of Teletubbies. Which one was your waifu? Tinky Winky?

 

[Toolchain]

 

[Tramadol]

 

[Mr. 0]

We trolled a man in Reno just to watch him REEE

 

[Y2K Baby]

I think we can all agree Scar was very damaged by the Patriarchy.

 

[Sammy]

 

[vertexwindi]

I'm fluent in 4chan

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

WE MUST MAXIMALIZE THE AUTISM!

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Once you've had a granny, you'll know there's no better fanny.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

If you have not held a woman's asshole agape with a hoop earring, dropped your testicles inside, and removed the earring and felt the anal suction attempt to swallow your hairy scrotum, then you are a virgin faggot loser. And we should throw rocks at virgins for their well-documented practicing of witchcraft.

 

[Keystone]