random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Cthulu]

How many will you give the guy who drops the video when Chris is blackmailed into jumping on the bloated gut of Barb's decaying corpse, forcing her bowels to clear, while shouting "REEEE ITS RAINING MOMMY! WHERE'S MY UMBRELLA??"

 

[H4nzn0]

Null gets me horny every day because I can't stop thinking about him.

On the topic of writing like Nightstar

 

[Gutpuke]

"ok i maybe in a diaper now but null will be in a bodybag soon"

 

[CatParty]

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

“You can indeed get a refund…but only if you send back their t-shirt and poster to fucking Malaysia.”

http://www.asianjunkie.com/2015/10/...-explanation-ask-bts-fans-to-send-goods-back/

 

[Feline Darkmage]

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I read that as "I hate the pope" and got really confused.

 

[RP 520]

I am not racist at the poker table.

 

[NoFeline]

oh I see... you're cool with the fucking Nazis on that forum who doxxed me... you're not worth my time or spoons, so both you and your friend can both run off and insert cherrybombs into the anuses of roadkill or whatever you types do to get off these days

https://archive.fo/nVo27

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Obviously the GOAL is to at some point live significantly ABOVE ground-level"

 

[sadstuck]

https://warosu.org/cgl/thread/S8003819#p8005650

Spoiler: incredibly islamic, nsfl

i like having someone vomit directly into my vagina usually by spreading it out and using it kind of like a barf bag, so that my vagina gets filled with their vomit. then i pretend that they’ve impregnated me with their ‘vomit baby’ and i act as though i am pregnant, rubbing my belly, talking about it, etc. then when i’m ready to give birth i expel their vomit out of my pussy usually with some “ohhhh our baby is being born! look! it’s s-s-soooo cuuuuteeee!!” dialogue. the guy is either super into it or really disgusted, i like it either way. yes i have done this irl.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

"Remember what the bell curve distribution tells us, at any given moment, an almost infinitely small number of people are about to do an almost infinitely dumb thing....."

 

[IV 445]

@nyess: i was just looking at boy tits
@nyess: you know normie shit

wow

 

[CatParty]

 

[PsychoNerd054]

One of my personal favorite Silva quotes:

 

[FeverGlitch]

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

@Four-Wheeled Fedora
"This thread about the mongoloid man living in a dirty basement in the boondocks and pretending to be a sissy cat maid is hands down the most wholesome thread on the site."

 

[Positron]

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Please heed our warning and call, and help me help everyone in the real Equestria, as well as Canterlot High, it city, and everywhere else there, including Cwcville, Springfield, Quahog, South Park, everything Marvel and DC, all anime locations, and everywhere else I can’t name right now.

I am but a humble Sonichu, and a CPU in training, relaying the message on her request and behalf.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

You can fuck dudes and not be gay, look at me I've done gay porn and I'm not gay

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Russell Greer: "I hate orcas."

(his response, in its entirety, to a news story about a grieving orca mother carrying its dead child around for weeks)