random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[PsychoNerd054]

"You better not dox me or other furry stuff. It because I don't trust someone who has kiwi farm."

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Knowing him, he'd probably just put a mask on the head of his dick.

 

[Army Burger]

"To be the Chad, you must be fucked by Chad."

 

[neger psykolog]

http://archive.fo/A3Cmd

http://archive.fo/NH2ia

 

[OG 666]

The KIWIFARMS child sex cult claims credit for trolling this tranny to death.

 

[Antipathy]

He doesn't "understand" paying bills, just that he knows he has to give away some of his magic video game tokens that he keeps in the bank so that he can keep jerking off to trap hentai in his hovel.

 

[HG 400]

 

[PsychoNerd054]

(Source: https://mollyhaleismyfriend.deviantart.com/art/ELGIAKOC-VHS-Tape-729053384)
(Archive: http://archive.li/Xrt9C)
"Every Little Girl is A Kind of Cheese"

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

From the NeoGAF/ResetERA thread:

"I do t give a fuck if I get doxxed. What is doxxib anyway? Publishing personal info?"

 

[Army Burger]

I'm like thanos, I just snap my fingers and thousands of trannies kill themselves within a minute

 

[skiddlez]

"What kind of garbage name is Kiwi Farm anyway, learn how to name things you alt-right shits."

wat

 

[Army Burger]

Peppa the pig is epic

 

[Antipathy]

The whole woman might be too much, but maybe glow in the dark boobs would be cool.

Or if I could have a glow in the dark penis. Not only would I have a party trick to break the ice at parties, but when I need to piss in the middle of the night I'd never need a night light again.

But my autism is my power

“Gimme your fuckin tendies, denny!”

 

[CatParty]

 

[PsychoNerd054]

 

[Toolchain]

zedkissed60: bye, dumb thread
Ponderous Pillock: "dumb thread" on these forums could be literally any of them

 

[Army Burger]

You neck one I'll kill the other with rotten veggie suffocation.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

This time, DO NOT BLOCK, OR REPORT THIS ACCOUNT, OR THEY'LL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES. AND I DAMN-WELL MEAN IT!
AM I CLEAR ON THIS?

(Archive: http://archive.is/ePbSg)

 

[The Great Citracett]

"There are less dildos on the internet now than there would otherwise be, because Kiwifarms took the exact wrong approach to laughing at dildos."

https://twitter.com/paganmetaltrash

This commie troon spergs about the farms quite a bit, and probably deserves his very own thread here honestly.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

"This is not autism. It is trial and error."

This is not autism. It is trial and error.