random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Male]

NO PUEDE SER, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[kagayaki]

Watch your back, Ted; I've got a drone bomb for you! (Weed Eater!)

 

[Trombonista]

YOU WERE LOYAL TO ME!! WHY DID YOU RUNA WAY!!!

 

[Joan Nyan]

I Cant Sneak Past A Fucking Mortar Shell U Fucking Lazy Eyed Faggot

 

[CWCissey]

Aren't you excited to enjoy my four inches?-Golden Knight

 

[Pikonic]

"CURRENTLY UNDER MARTIAL LAW FOR SUSPECTED TREASON"

 

[CatParty]

-jace quote-

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Too much Jace not enuff Fatty smelly man-baby quotes.

Don't get me wrong Jace is funny but its more of a crazy/scary funny unlike OPL who is harmless if totally retarded.

Just my 2 c-quarters

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"damn faking Anons"

(from the 7/25/2014 Chris convo drop)

 

[Foulmouth]

The boobs are on page 108.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

I GOT A FISH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A WISH!

 

[exball]

cheap ass broke ass cat ass faggot

 

[Joan Nyan]

Hmmpf!

 

[CWCissey]

Just finished jacking off.

 

[Trombonista]

Just finished jacking off.

I prefer "Just Finished Jacking Off."

 

[Luna]

"Proud sponsor of the worldwide gangster computer god."

 

[CatParty]

 

[Luna]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

 

[Kim Jong-Un]

LUBBY CHUDDER

 

[Null]

LUBBY CHUDDER

oooh I might just open up FileZilla to add this

JustinRPG was my first Lolcow.