random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[neverendingmidi]

Please take your pick, it's a friggin goldmine!

Yeah that was interesting.

 

[January Cyst]

Kys means kiss and no I don't wanna kiss u bc I'm not a faggot like u!

Mylarballoonfan

 

[neger psykolog]

I could preach Hondas all day, all over the world, BUT THEY WON'T GET YOU TO HEAVEN, the only way to heaven, is through Jesus Christ, so Jesus is greater than Hondas

 

[ZehnBoat]

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you people underestimate the power of my autism

 

[ICametoLurk]

I feel like every @Null thread gives me more and more insight into what he faps to.

 

[neger psykolog]

I hate 87% of everyone on here you are trolls and assholes.

 

[AnOminous]

go take a rope and tie your neck around it. And jump of a bridge dynastia. It's not you, you self important LARP

 

[Clown Baby]

You newfags ruined a perfectly good discussion about Baneposting and Parappa the Rapper. If you guys "don't know why you're here" then fucking leave. This stock bewilderment shit is old stop saying "why am I here" you were invited to a conversation so shut the fuck up

it was never good, but at least it wasn't overrun with newfags

 

[Gordon Cole]

All men, including myself, have probably violated women sexually multiple times.

https://twitter.com/BryanInSpace/status/953447875622547456 (http://archive.is/AYCyw)

 

[Army Burger]

2 yes. i had a female dog that liked to be masturbated and again, sane people are appalled that you would be attempting to brand me a dogfucker for it.

 

[Near]

I AM BANNED INDEFINITELY FROM TWITCH. What part of your brain don't understand it. ???

I DO NOT CARE ANY MORE. Do you want my nudes, what can I do to convince you??

 

[Army Burger]

Dang, it feels good to be a degenerate manwhore.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

i knew something was up when i have to cum in a smoothie, thats only happened 3 times before and two of those time were accidents from me not having my coffee yet.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

We are at war right now - and we are losing. And we are defenseless. I don’t mean Iraq or Afghanistan or the war on terror. I mean the war against hackers, the war in cyberspace. Brianna Wu is the only candidate for any office - house, senator, gov - talking about this issue.

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@Hellfire

 

[Army Burger]

"Eternal fear: Getting a Kiwifarms thread about you"

 

[PsychoNerd054]

But I changed my ways, I want to help Chris now and destroy the weens

 

[Pony Horn]

https://kiwifarms.net/members/misterneanderthal.20197/#profile-post-109674

I WILL SHOW YOU AUTIST WEEN APOLOGIST! IDEA GUY WILL BE STOPPED AND ILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH!

 

[Army Burger]

Is... that hair? I'm not an expert on mens assholes, but are they supposed to have a fucking pelt on them?

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

I have an entire conversation full of shit like this
For example:

 

[PsychoNerd054]

you are so fucking wrong as all flying hentai fuck.

Thankfully, they got rid of this shit on the thread itself.