random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Holdek]

No refunds.

(From http://www.ebay.com/itm/B-W-No-Colo...232661699?pt=Art_Drawings&hash=item2c865ad8c3.

 

[kagayaki]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

(from CWCFlyingElephants)

 

[exball]

BLAZE 4 MIKE!

 

[Dr. Meme]

Think a bit about it, it is true and funny.

 

[exball]

There aren't any niggers in morrowind

 

[kagayaki]

Ra Ri Ru Re Ro!

 

[Arkangel]

"I do NOT have a virgin ass!" - Jace Connors

 

[cahoots]

"FYUCKING BITCH I WILL REPORT YOUR ACCOUNT AND CALL COPS FOR BUTTHOLE GRIEFING"

"THAT IS ILLEGAL! THAT IS UOLLEAGL!! THAT IS ILLEGAL!!!"

recent Jace tweets

 

[exball]

Why doesn't anyone ever blart me?

 

[Judge Holden]

From the jace stream

"THATS A DICK!!!! THATS A DICK!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!! AAAEEEEEEEAH!! AAAEAAAAAEEEEEEAH!! AAAEAAAAAEEEEEEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

THAT PICTURE IS FALSLY ACCUSING MY ASSHOLE

 

[Dollars2010]

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

Kill yourself forever.

(From a Jace tweet)

"I WILL BENCH PRESS YOU TO THE GRAVE WITH MY WRESTLING MOVES!" - Jace Connors

"Internet Weed Zone alert *weewooweewoo*"

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

I'm not crazy, I'm a marine! - Jace W. Connors, 2014

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Guck you duck you fuckyoy.

 

[Holdek]

"I'm not no shame to my game. I am what I am. But I'm a warrior too." --Fleece "Booty Warrior" Johnson

 

[Garmfield]

and that's how I got my dick chopped off by mexicans but it was all for my furry godess krystal in the end

 

[Guardian G.I.]

DUCK YOY

TURN OFF THE GHOSTS!!!

 

[spaps]

Cool autism.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

In honor of @GiraffeWaifu and her recent date, I propose:

"GET OUT OF THE WILDCAT!"