random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[TV's Adam West]

I edited my original words because i said nonce (for some faggot reason) when im a goddamn american

 

[Halbschwanz]

Full disclosure - I do spend time at gay bathhouses but never engage in unsafe sex.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Please don’t make me think about Dr. King’s urethra.

She uses necromancy for sex slavery. She's a rape necromancer.

I had to see her put a flag up her butt and I didn't like that.

I don't wear underwear, either, I wear incontinence pants.

 

[Cnidarian]

Probably didn’t help that “PLAGIARISM WILL MAKE ME GOD” was spammed nonstop in chat.

 

[Boldizar]

pooping is the closest a man gets to giving birth so it's like playing with your baby

 

[Hamstirer]

Might as well ban me if you're going to treat the website like a migger hugbox.

Null replied with ok

 

[Mr. Beavis]

"Wings007 is a narcissistic, low IQ, white gutter trash retard".

Null, 2026

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

You send trannies to Wakanda and they still complain.

With the amount of chemicals in a troon, I wouldn't feed troons to ANY cannibalistic tribe.

 

[Harm]

A lot of people think a date MUST end with backbreaking sex. It doesn't. You date to get to know someone. And if you are compatible, you get married. That is how its supposed to be. It's why marriage laws are so ancient, and why divorce is so high today. People didn't want to pu in the effort of self restraint and learning to love another person. They just wanted lust.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

"I don't want to be diapers." Is a great quote

Most people who diagnose themselves with "autism" to be antisocial NEETs who are rude and poorly groomed.

 

[KolKinhs]

"I will apologize for using the n word. But never for saying faggot. I have literally had sex with dudes. It’s my fucking word."

(X)

 

[demicolon]

gooks and japs wholeheartedly embraced Malfoid and my xitter timeline is full of her, all the art is cute except one where Harry got turned into a dickgirl

 

[a kiwifarms user]

I am so angry, I went to the park to walk my dog and the park was full of fucking jeets playing cricket. In the God damn US of A.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So is this guy picturing himself raiding a house while vigorously thrusting or autiscly frozen mid sex?

 

[Pedophobe]

Thinks hes the god emperor, puts fake rhinestones on everything he owns, constantly looks for people to put an engine on his bike.

Nothing is sacred anymore dude.

Racism? Really nigga?

 

[Aunt Carol]

She nailed the "unidentified cadaver case clearing house" look. It's giving "is this your loved one?".

Another day, another cat hair in some troon's chinese horse piss vial.

Also i realized I posted this in the wrong Troon failed & imploded deathcamp.

My fish autism is barely contained.

 

[SofondaCox]

Fuck the cripples, they have it easy with their close parking spaces and colostomy bags.

@Lip Glossary

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Nothing brings out the thirst for ale, animal medication, and rape like Tudor architecture.

"How can guys fight a war if they won't show up for a rape party?"

I don't really think those are comparable scenarios.

I think you might be confused about war

You seem to know evil. Are you it?

lolcow prediction market

Hate to break the news but you can't unfuck your ass

Tits, tits, vtuber, tits.

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[Sebben Crudele II]

Oversized openings!

 

[Bauxite]

BPD Pussy is second to none, but its also like Heroin, feels amazing but can kill you

Also i wasnt calling you a pedophile thatd be rude.

you're banned for a week, eventually chat will kick you out. you want to be unbanned early you can summarize my point about two languages