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[San Marino]

his sexual assault was more of a sexual war crime, maybe like a sexual holocaust

 

[Metamorpho]

is raping hitler based?

 

[30+GameOvers]

I'd really enjoy seeing some people write a small fictional but credible scenario that could have plausibly happened, it makes for really fun comparisons afterward. Somebody might even be a poop prophet.

 

[PhoBingas]

The Cu Clux Clancy would say she's innocent because Alpha Centauri is in gatorade or some shit.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Ugh bro you had sex with your gf? She's the female version of her dad you fag

 

[Gentlebastard]

Our powers magnify whenever Our Name is spoken, and our Seed is sowed with the giggles of Ists

I like how his fucking wigger hat perfectly accentuates his dented head.

Wait, you watched television after thirteen years clean? How are you alive? Do you need Narcan or something, 'cause that can't be good for you.

is raping hitler based?

 

[Kee-wee Herman]

I asked Grok to summarise this and all I heard was a single gunshot from my speakers.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Oh I remember this! It was a huge shame the previous OP in the locked thread only made the OP because they got banned form the discord for posting Harry Potter Lesbian Cum Magic Rape Erotica,

 

[Aunt Carol]

Her next ship is BTS x Ozempic.

You gotta be pretty fucking dumb to buy marshmallows from ebay.

I can’t handle searching this thread for “necrosis” atm but it’s going to pull a lot of results.

"And, like, this is my vision board where I, like, lay out the proletariat's dreams of seizing the means of production. And then I just, like, visualize the workers of the world losing their chains really, really hard. That's what the picture of the chains, like, represents, y'know?"

Fetal alcohol syndrome confers honourary Irish citizenship, I'm pretty sure.

 

[Crex Crex]

I love gooning to the dinosaur

I won't powerlevel, but I knew of multiple rape groups operating when i was growing up.

How do you snort ketamine off a guy's dick when you're unconscious? I'm guessing you have some experience here.

Underwear mogging mission complete, good shit burt

Are you really comparing yourself with luminaries like Ketanji Brown Jackson?

Because sometimes you just need a Big Mac to wash the taste of hoe off your mouth.

Good thing we have the Yemen subplot and the "doxed by Chipotle" bonus episode while we wait for season 4 of "Iran War".

 

[Da Capo]

Did PewDiePie brofist your anus behind an Arby's in 2013?

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo MY CHINESE PENIS IS THROBBING MORE WHITE VVOMEN SO I TOUCH PENIS VERY GOOD! MORE ANIMIE TO PRAY WITH CHOP STICK ALONE!

 

[Metamorpho]

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You WILL be offended.
You WILL NOT enjoy videos games.
This is a leftie politics forum first and foremost.

 

[The Nothingness]

I'm going to explain this slowly for the retard in the back. OIL PRICES. ARE NOT SET. BASED ON ACTUAL VALUES.

THEY ARE SET. BASED ON SPECULATION. FROM HOMOSEXUALS.

If you do not understand this, I am afraid you are too European (read: Muslim) for me to save. Please, considering killing yourself because this is just sad.

 

[Suikafag]

Replaces all eye floaters with BPD demons

 

[Haloperidol]

Is that tiresome weeb-demon above saying truth and you are slavic, my brother?

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

How does beating your meat to cartoons help us win the culture war?

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

The California Department of Public Health also adds simply, “don’t have sex with someone who has had diarrhea in the last two weeks.”

 

[Cnidarian]

I should really send Bitcoin assassins to your location for exposing me to this but it's all my fault that I kept on reading.

 

[not william stenchever]

Until you post plugs with a timestamped piece of paper, not a single one of us is ever going to believe you've stepped one foot on the magic dirt we call US Soil. I spit on the very gypsie ground you tread, you filth.

 

[FrogMinutes]

As someone who grew up writing and obsessing over non-con InuYasha fanfics I gotta say I just don't understand