random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Secret Boots]

Globohomo wants you to goon to gender bender albinistic brat from a fairy tale.

Gonna put up a statue of Rosa Parks getting butt-fucked by the bus driver in the back seat. Her brass nipples will stream water into a fountain just for funsies. What's the matter? Does everyone just have thin skin?

 

[Dr. Butt]

It all seems like the same type of trash as romance for women but with fewer pregnancies and more threesomes.

 

[General Patton]

I'd sincerely rather fuck any sane dude

 

[TimeTrial88MPH]

@General Patton

I love how speds like you literally always resort to only using pieces of quotes, thus removing the actual line and context of them; because you know none of your points or arguments have weight otherwise.

I think you belong more on reddit or bluesky with other drooling NPC libtards who have to resort to the same tactics.

 

[Oh!]

@General Patton

I love how speds like you literally always resort to only using pieces of quotes, thus removing the actual line and context of them; because you know none of your points or arguments have weight otherwise.

I think you belong more on reddit or bluesky with other drooling NPC libtards who have to resort the same tactics.

Post a quote, faggot.

 

[Chromeo]

I don't think trump is the cause of the Australian housing market issues, or the state of Netflix original movies

Ooooooooooh, look at Mr. Fancy-Pants here who's too good to drink hand sanitiser like a real man.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

You ever hear of a little thing called the power of friendship? And rape.

As a situational blackout drunk, I have filed my taxes with no memory of doing so.

Grow up, be responsible, have a family, build a community, don't put drugs up anyone's ass, please.

Where does the law stand on beating off a dead horse

“I WANT TO FUCK THE KIWIBANK SHEEP,”

a civil case is not the same as a criminal one also something something Jew York

On penises. Don't forget that very important part.

Its his grandparents house, IIRC he accidentally doxxed himself because he took mushrooms and freaked out over a helicopter flying over his house and posted a link to flightradar24 in the hyena den discord.

This is why god doesn't talk to us anymore.

So they basically all raped each other at the same time.

 

[Meat Target]

I've decided I'm raising my kids to be bullies.

 

[Chromeo]

 

[Aunt Carol]

It has been brought to my attention that this is retarded, and yes, I am a retard.

In 200 years, students will read her Twitter posts in lectures on Mars and marvel about how she was so ahead of her time. So brave. So persecuted. So CORRECT.

He needs to secure some nip guards. They are a lifesaver.

Edit: English is fucking hard, and don't get me started on thinking.

If my wife sold her plasma to buy me mac and cheese, I would be inconsolable.

She brought in a cake to celebrate the assassination of Japan PM Shinzo Abe (she got a talking to from management about how that was inappropriate).

Given a terrible choice between this Clown World and Juggalo Clown World, well, woop, woop, I suppose.

 

[TotalChimpOut]

@General Patton

I love how speds like you literally always resort to only using pieces of quotes, thus removing the actual line and context of them; because you know none of your points or arguments have weight otherwise.

I think you belong more on reddit or bluesky with other drooling NPC libtards who have to resort to the same tactics.

What are you gonna do about it, fuck a dude?

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

I love speds

 

[Bawbag]

I have a depressed suicidal friend and you won’t even flick my bean??

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

They are dysfunctional men we have had to imprison that walk a path of anal violence.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

I HATE KIWI FARMS AND EVERYONE WHO USES IT IS A LOSER YOU LOSERS GO GET A JOB YOU ARE GROWN ADULTS GET OFF OF KIWI FARMS THIS TRASH LOSER WEBSITE GROWN MEN

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

A regional Queensland man who persistently badgered a teenage girl for sex avoided jail, in part because his mental health was compromised by a meth binge that followed bad news about his penis reconstructive surgery.

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

Ewwww Grandpa’s a retard-fucker!!!

 

[The Lаughing Man]

I like u a lot. Dm me

 

[Gentlebastard]

Sorry foids and shitskins, autism is for White men ONLY.

Attention Glowies, I am available for outside contractor work but, you have been warned I don't come cheap.

Woah, she's like a living version of the corporate memphis art style.

There’s a lot of fascinating changes that happen when you change something like that, and I wish I could explore the topic more without people thinking I want to chop my cock off.

I'm an African warlord wearing a secular hijab, so if I can behave, so can everyone else.

I'm not a true racist, I just hate niggers.

He's also quite mad that women with big tits get more attention and adoration than he does online.

He put a lot of care, cheap, greasy food and alcoholism into those tits. It's not fair!

 

[Ygolonac]

Enjoy jam, boy