random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[oldTireWater]

I want stability. I've fought, hard, for stability. I work remote and day trade for that stability.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

She’s like a melting soft serve on a cone made out of rancid, sweating meat.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

MY COCK IS LIKE COLUMBUS! I WILL COLONIZE EVERY POC FOID IN EXISTENCE!

 

[30+GameOvers]

Not being a pedophile is a very low bar to meet. It's almost like it's expected of you not to fuck kids.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

In this way civilization was achieved, by keeping the overwhelming majority of balls drained.

 

[Gog & Magog]

If Hitler were to come back today, there's a good chance shit like this would drive Hitler to just kill himself again.

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

Diddy Kong is bothering Mario. Bastard!

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Ladies, here's how to think like a man.

First, imagine an apple.

Now, imagine the apple is spinning.

Now, remove yourself from the scene of the spinning apple so that only the apple is visible.

 

[Sneaky lurker]

The British Lip King has died

 

[The Secret Sauce]

He's very hush hush about his identity. He's a teacher from Toronto according to his website.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I FUCKING HATE REDDIT NIGGERS!

I put Sharty on my watchlist so I can systematically set every single user that posts in it to Ignore. Inch by inch, I will know peace.

That user was an 18 year old legal adult YOU SICK FUCK!

The name makes more sense if we assume legal stands for “licks every gaping anus lovingly”

 

[deleuzeon]

“[This is] an echo chamber of sweaty, testosterone-filled misogyny,” spat an incensed Redditor

 

[30+GameOvers]

Christ, that thing looks like a secret uber boss of the HR dungeon that can only be summoned by smearing turds into the shape of africa.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

This was deboonked and there's been no criminal connection found. This is a wine mom with a fake wanted poster.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

When we were doing phone interviews, l told them flat out, "I would appreciate if you didn't push the 'pedo accusation' shit too far, and that we focus on the furry porn angle." And they pushed the pedo accusation shit to the absolute limit, and now rednecks and meth heads are literally discussing how to murder me.



I have neither AIDS, nor victims, child.



Yes, child. Our tub has a shower curtain, just as many if not most homes do. And yes, child, being a historic house built in 1900, the bathrooms are on the smaller side by modern standards. This is more than made up for with tall ceilings, thick walls, pocket doors, and lovely woodwork throughout. My house is very nice, child.

 

[30+GameOvers]

'Tubavore' sounds like type of a dinosaur.

 

[Metamorpho]

As a GamerGate chud, I have been owned by superior all-women trans girldick marketing. I will now cut off my dick because the game is too good.

 

[GunCar Gary]

$5-50 for CUM

 

[Autistic Joe]

I swear. Tarl intentionally wants to look like Holocaust victim. Holocaust maxxing a thing yet?

I like how the financial part of the financial show lasts approximately 3 minutes before the entire thing just completely devolves into two fat neckbeards screaming at each other over cartoon loli horse pussy.

 

[Gentlebastard]

oh no...it appears I am about to post the USS Liberty copypasta again...please don't punish me IDF gals...please don't Samson Option me with those Khazer Milkers...

Yet another case of a man looking like someone that kills hookers, and like the hooker he killed.

I feel like the "pisses herself on camera for money" part outweighs the "good cook" part.

Growing up it was a common (dumb) joke for men to say “I’m a lesbian in a man’s body harharhar”, but now we’re living in a world where that’s being stated as a fact.

Good God how did we get here

I’m picturing the Pentagon finding a place with pizza so good that they keep launching new actions just as an excuse to order the pizza again.

You are mentally ill, stalker child. You have been instructed, many hundreds of times, to cease replying in this thread. Continuing to do so constitutes felony Pat-posting.

Honestly I think I'd rather he'd just lie and call her beautiful rather than the weird psychosexual projection he normally comes out with. Then again that wouldn't be as funny.

I can't perceive the Mongols as evil. They killed thousands of moslems, chinks, Poles and Hungarians, if that's not God's work, what is?

It's important to diversify your divorce portfollio.

There are very few individuals I would like a "rod from God" dropped directly on, and that thing is all of them.

I'm telling you guys, chick flicks have created more dangerous delusional incels than the entire "manosphere" in all of history.