random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Cnidarian]

Regardless of how you put it, you cannot deny that Spongebob has a lot of similarities to Astolfo. Therefore, Spongebob has femboy characteristics, which is why I am not watching the show.

 

[30+GameOvers]

but then again he's into Tuba vore so nothing makes sense

 

[Sooty Soot]

I used to have to work with indians and some of the highlights were one of them sending me an xvideos link as a thank you.

 

[JambledUpWords]

People are dying and all you faggots can think about is trolling.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

LOOSEST KIWI FARMS MEMBER
1. @Wright WHEN IM DONE WITH HIM
2. @Wright BEFORE IM DONE WITH HIM

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

Dear diary: today I discovered a retard

 

[Autistic Joe]

YOU GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY BITCH
YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH
YEAH I LOVE COCKS NIGGER
EAT SHIT NIGGER COME GET SOME
I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK NIGGER

 

[JambledUpWords]

Edit: didn't realize I was talking to a profile hider. Imagine being such a thin skinned faggot. I retract my statment that you should go first, as you might actually do it. Stay safe my little homosexual hater. Someone out there loves you....probably.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

No, that's disgusting and immoral, I will not compromise my Christian values and my eternal soul just for a few minutes of exquisite pleasure with a young beautiful femboy with a tight pink puckered asshole that fits like a glove.

 

[Nameless One]

Autism, I know, but what does push a man to play a silly Little Prince-inspired visual novel-type walking simulator with characters looking like antropomorphic geometric shapes or skeletons and go "yeah I'd totally like to see them fuck and masturbate to it"?

Best post in the thread award.

 

[Pedophobe]

At least Green Reddit is better than the Orange reddit.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"TURNED" trans? Whooooo that's problematic as fuck.

Also the metal part of a pencil is called a ferrule.

Either your dog is trans or your dog eats babies.

I can’t imagine how depressing it must be to be a normal black person.

Missed a chance to use 'fecund curve' again - and if you're wondering how often that specific term has been used, it's been used 7 times exactly.

There's nothing wild hunt about just voting for a camper to kill, that's just the lottery with extra steps.

Getting hit on in the Dollar Store isn't the flex she thinks it is

Pooping in a tornado sounds terrifying, unless you can time it right so you're in the eye of the storm for a few brief moments.

No one suggests, just shit in your pants forever.

If I were a potential employer looking at a prospective employee, and 90% of said prospective employee's social media shows an open mouth wide enough to comfortably fit an adult male's entire fist, I'd ponder the aesthetics of having such a creature strolling about my workplace.

Real quick, the only guy that was a good at being a Christian was Jesus, everyone else is just trying to measure up to that.

*Vicky has had a very positive experience of becoming fat!

 

[innocent jogger]

"Hmm~ Yes, after my investigation, I have determined that indeed, you all.... are bitter and hate your job... BECAUSE OF NIGGERS! FACE IT! NIGGERS WILL ALWAYS HATE AND FAIL YOU! CASE CONCLUDED!" - Only to then proceed ripping off your pants and goatse the entire meeting while laughing manically?

 

[Snazzy Sneedy Snake]

Vapes are penises of shaytan

 

[Vile Force of Darkness]

All I can think of is how terrible those feet must smell. No matter how well you try to wash them, those folds are so deep that your regular foot sweat will be rancid after a short while. There’s no air, the skin will be constantly damp.

 

[BiggestKai]

you know that Mario values spaghetti more than his own life

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

We need some serious legislation against opinion bashing. Its getting extreme.

One is a victim of sexual assault, potentially from their father, who then grew up to abuse drugs, lust for black cock and have the impulse control of a toddler. Their porn is online for all to see, along with countless hours of their unhinged meltdowns. Every humiliation they have suffered in adulthood is public knowledge.

The other is Scarlett Hampton.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It’s for the same reason why he capitalizes Burger and not salad…

Every time I eat bacon I feel a slight sense of self loathing as a literal jew but then I'm distracted by how good it tastes. Maybe bacon could be kosher if you circumcise the pig first

"But I did eat breakfast, stalker."

i never want to let a pass to besmirch dagestan pass by

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Men cannot be women. Women cannot be men. I know, absolute lunacy

He's furiously frothing at the mouth 24/7. I've given up trying to speculate what's going on in his life based on his temperament.

Getting flashbanged by Bible Black of all things on here was not on my morning bingo card.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I feel like the "pisses herself on camera for money" part outweighs the "good cook" part.