random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

nice Batman poster you fucking faggot

Drink more you fucking faggot. Drinking is cool and you are gay bet you can't even polish off a handle of Jack with your Fireball airplane sampler drinking pussy ass. What are you a cheerleader pregaming for prom? Get in there and show me you're a real man and not some bitch made cuck with a Halloween Snickers dick.

 

[Autistic Joe]

This game didn’t just raise my IQ. It raised my CREDIT SCORE

 

[Darth Insanius]

steven universe and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

im just gonna guess and say its not a troon because a troon would have killed themselves and missed way more. this was someone who actually knew how to shoot. if it ends up being a random guy from afganistan who used to be a terrorist but gave up and tried going to school in america i would not be surprised.

You're exploring Hyrule and getting rewarded with Zelda's big jiggling ass

I mean, in hindsight, it’s kinda fucked up amd I am questioning the ages of the reindeer now.

its pretty obvious you side with the guy who landed on the moon

The frog was ten years ago, we've moved on, we just say nigger now

Ok, so I ‘may’ get some kinda rash on my taint or something? Or on my b

I feel the real question is: which chess piece is someone putting in their dick?

For those that don't know, putting a chess piece in your penis is called a skewer, anus; defending the back rank and vagina; a prophylactic move.

Of all the A&N articles I'm not going to read, I'm not going to read this one the most.

Alone, we are a small, and brittle stick, but together we form a mighty faggot.

Will there be penis house negros?

Do the penis niggers just dissapear all together in this scenario?

I think you're glossing over the detail that these people are jacking off to Crash Bandicoot of all things.

If it's such bollocks why do people pay so much money for top quality horse spunk?

Legs are levers, labias are not.

Seriously, I'm not sure where in the Constitution they discovered the inalienable right of children to fap to futanari centaur porn.

Kiwifarms is not Grindr or Tinder, but people sure do try to make it a reality. Please don’t do love quests on Kiwifarms

Damn, I was hoping for some ancient goatse pics. This is underwhelming.

Whoever made that is likely a foot nigger because I've never once associated my dick with my feet

Nigga if they put naked women in the sky you'll see a lot more guys go stargazing

No matter how much money I make and how I identify, I will never experience titjob - do you realise the horror of this?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I'm only a nigger to the extent that we all are. (Well, to be fair, I'm reeeeally niggerish, too, in character, i.e., I DON'T GIVE ANY FUCKS, I give negative fucks, I have nothing to hide and nothing to lose, I will violently chimp out on you in an instant, etc.)

the guy is holding up the fireball mini shooter economy

Lidl would be disappointed.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

BURN IN HELL, YOU OBNOXIOUS, POMPOUS, AND WRRRRRRONNNNNNNNG PIECE OF SHIT. YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IS GOING TO ETERNALLY REGRET THAT YOU EVER EXISTED.

>the racist edgelord turns out to be a massive faggot

Really, you shouldn't be surprised at this point.

I might or might not have engaged in sexual intercourse of the non-consentual variety.

My connected family eats your connected family for breakfast and shits it out, you doomed fucking faggot. You have no idea who I am yet. YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT, EVIL SHITSTAIN. Ignoring you...NOWWWW. Seeing you later, though. On the absolute worst fucking day of your pathetic fucking life.

You're going to discover that you tried to troll the last fucking person in the entire fucking world that you'd ever want to troll. Ignored. Bye. See ya later

You are a fucking degenerate who will not achieve anything good in life! Nigga!

For some strange reason, you and some other trolls here feel compelled to attempt to discredit me despite the absurdly-obvious accuracy of my faceclocking. Do you shitheads actually not realize that other people have eyeballs that can't be lied to? The onnnnnnnnnly thing you dumb cunts are accomplishing, is OUTING YOURSELVES AS EVIL SICKO PERVERT TRAITOR LOSERS WHO ARE MOST CERTAINLY ON THE LAST LIST ANYONE WOULD EVERRRRRR WANT THEIR NAME ON. Literally, that's the ONLY signal you're sending, NOT the signal you wanted to send.

If your big evil club could've significantly harmed me, I already would've been imprisoned and/or dead decades ago. I am basically invincible. Wanna fucking see, motherfucker? You're cordially invited to come experience it yourself in person.

Is this the guy that had his nipples sticking out?

May his nipples forever be protruding disrespectfully in Hell.

No way he switched from faggot grift to racism grift LMAO

i was the horse in the mr hands video

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

You know, I understand how many people sperg out in rough similar ways. You might've encountered 1,000 of them. Maybe 10,000 of them. You've seen it all before, you've heard it all before, etc. But there was bound to be an exception, an anomaly. Someone who actually has excellent reason to boast like a megalomaniac. Someone who'll actually have the IRL power to follow through on warnings and threats. You simply don't think I am that anomaly.

Yet.