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[Gentlebastard]

Homie looks like a mash-up of Puyi, last emperor of China, a Zulu warrior disliked and bullied by all his peers, and a Heated-Rivarly-addicted pooner.

It doesn't feel great knowing that a skeevy foreign horde is observing my homeland exclusively through the lens of pornography and assuming it's some kind of giant horny theme park where their smelly penis is a highly sought-after exotic treasure. This must be how the Japanese feel.

This fat retard making me nod in agreement should be a crime against humanity.

Did you guys know that "panda cub" or "panda eyes" is pedophile lingo for anally raped toddlers and babies?

All I did was come here to laugh a gross, retarded trannies and this is what I learn.

That'd be incredibly smart actually which makes me believe it isn't true.

I almost felt a tinge of respect for the pig man. It has passed however.

My life was so much better before I read that.
I miss the sweet innocence of 5 minutes ago.

Sometimes it does good to see the absolute human garbage that populates the sewer of society that's the sex industry. Makes one feel like a better person by the fact of simply not being... that.

I said it before but knowing every day for these people is slightly more of a nightmare than the one before, that certainty that they are SUFFAH-ing for their failures and compromises? That little bit of cosmic justice helps me sleep at night.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Why are they sitting in order of girth

 

[Aunt Carol]

There's a huuuuuuuuuge jump required from 'you should talk to someone about your abandonment issues' to 'you try to create zombie sex slaves and cannibalize people due to abandonment issues'. You can't treat both ends of that scale the same. They're not the same.

I hold absolute trust in Mr. Racewar1488’s news coverage abilities.

I know a lot about armpits, sharks and chinese people.

We have hundreds of threads dedicated to people who are any combination of: gay, pedo, furry, drug addict, alcoholic, paranoid schizophrenic, bipolar, rapist, literally retarded, American.

Doesn't know that sharks impregnate you in the belly button and that's why half of the images of this site have random flaming bellybuttons?

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Listen, when I cuff and spank a lady, I'm not exactly thinking about the body of Christ.