random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tablet County]

>unarmed, merely driving a land boat

 

[dcss]

Here, I'll explain again with proper highlighting! I am not an incel! I don't even need caps for that! Here, have another color! I am not an incel. as incel is involuntary celibate, there is no way I could ever be an incel, as I am not seeking gf and being denied!

 

[DickMain]

Why the fuck did this thread turn into arguing about the ages of Disney Princesses?

 

[#FF0000]

Not a specific quote but make a random text just be a randomized string of like, 20 or 30 characters. Random text. Get it? I get it

 

[dcss]

Not a specific quote but make a random text just be a randomized string of like, 20 or 30 characters. Random text. Get it? I get it

 

[deleuzeon]

Cope and seethe, turkey bitch. Heaven does not exist when you're around.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Damn, who to side with Big Witchcraft or Big Poo? Either ways you going to feel very unclean!

 

[Zeftax]

I support universal basic income with a couple caveats. by "universal" I mean just for quasi, by "basic" I mean $47,068.16, and by "income" I mean patrick s. tomlinson's money.

He's reddit.

Maybe ISIS was on to something with that whole "death to America" thing.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Apparently the twitter nazis are now mailing their memes directly to my house.

Spoiler: Source

BSKY/Skyview/archive
The USPS is a-loggin Will by delivering his mail (who the fuck puts a line-break between someone's first and last name when mailing?).

How do you get digitally raped just turn off the screen

 

[Gentlebastard]

There's a reason why G.I. Joe's don't have a "shell shock and ptsd" play set, or why baby dolls don't include a booklet about post-partum depression.

EDIT: Apparently it happened on more than one occasion, because of course it would

Hot take here. He’s a fat gay retard in my honest opinion.

He is a deeply pretentious man.

I'm once again struck by his bizarre psychological compulsion to explain everything (i.e. rewrite history and outright lie). Even when it would be in his best interests to shut up, he still rambles on.

Apples and bowling balls, I know.

I get that the wheels of justice turn slowly but this is pants on gourdhead retarded. Just reading the legal thread makes me want to pull my hair out and I'm not even party to the whole mess.

The full rundown of the somewhat complicated debacle is beyond the scope of this thread but it would be funny if his cellulose cheese was contaminated with cesium.

The Shylily body pillow really brings this post together.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Even Ben Garrison wouldn't put a label saying "NERD" on a cartoon of Nick because everyone would already know what they were looking at.

 

[Gog & Magog]

If I punch myself and it hurts does that mean I'm strong or I'm a pussy?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Open your profile to comments so I can post a cat picture on it, faggot.

He could have been handsome if he wasn't weird.

SBSK is clearly pussy slaying these trailer trash moms. It is probably a pretty good gig where he gets to feel good about himself.

 

[Cnidarian]

Homosexuality is, in fact, a nationality, and all homosexuals are getting deported back to Turkey where they belong.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Honestly, it's meh. We all jerked off to lola rabbit.
If it's not scat, homo, or horses it's nothing special.

 

[Gog & Magog]

He says that because we live in a right hand dominated world that everyone eats with one side of their jaw because *randomly starts doing some robot dance* and that means that your jaw will be worn down because *massively overexaggerated arm movements that no one does while eating* and so because the teeth gets worn down it makes speech less articulate because teeth are near your jaw or something and so to fix speech issues you need to have clothing designed for you to use your non dominant hand to eat with? The jaw helps you to not fall over because *tightens neck muscles and bares his teeth* OK? Apparently we use our entire body to eat, all of the muscles, idk about you guys but I'm not eating with my toes?

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

If the killer machines will ever be a thing, it's because the chinks don't give a shit about safety features.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Yes, I'm alluding to James Shelby Downard's hypothesis that certain mainstream events could be potential alchemical workings, like the Trinity nuclear test, the moon landing, or 9/11 being theatric forms of sympathetic magic rituals.

 

[Blackhole]

Never know when your acne medication will make you mpreg.

The Prophet (Get That Child Bride Off Him)

 

[Evil Whitey]

Save America by Saying "Nigger."