Jusy sayin', alongside producing pornographic material and rape comics, this is just another example of Ellen openly violating Patreon Community Guidelines or at least being a creep.
You missed the whole point. Disney took a story about a REAL PERSON who was a between 10 to 13 and then passed it off as “oh yeah, she was totally not underage when she met a grown-ass man and fell in love!”.
Who gives a shit? She also talks to a fucking raccoon and a tree in the cartoon too, that's not how it happened IRL either.
The character "Pocahontas" in the Disney movie is not that same "Pocahontas" that actually existed, you dense retard. The same way the Disney character of "the Hunchback of Notre Dame" isn't the actual Hunchback. They're at most slightly referencing an actual story. In most cases they're completely made up. So talking about the "actual age" of a completely made up character and whether or not they can theoretically consent is utterly autistic - the shit is irrelevant.
Inventing gay retarded bullshit to get mad at her about actively devalues the actual weird or creepy shit she does, and by extension makes actual criticism of her sound just as unhinged as the invented fake and gay shit like saying she's pedobaiting by doing a sexy cosplay of an adult woman, while also being an adult woman.
I'm sorry, does she expect us to believe she friendzoned the charming extroverted 6'2" musician for the 5'9" fratbro with a temper? No, what clearly happened was Jeff was already in a relationship, broke up, and Ellen was his rebound. Or he cheated on his girl with Ellen and the guilt forced him to stay. Actually, that would explain why he lets Ellen treat him the way she does.
Wow, she really does have a flat ass. And no tits and her hips don't flare. Does Patreon know this 12 y/o boy is posting nudes to their site?
I doubt it was the case.
The Pocahontas in the movie is BASED on the real person. Terence Malick later did a live action version about her that was more grounded in the reality of her being underage with no talking trees and raccoons (which is obviously a Disney affectation, and had no basis in reality). The actress was 14 - 15 at the time, and the cousin of the singer Jewel.
Excuse me for late reply...but you were actually late with this comic..Ellen released it on her Instagram before you!
The best thing?
At least her takes are so retarded they're funny
> opening your browser and typing in https://kiwifarms.st to... defend the lolcow
You don't know that.
She was 17 years and 11 months and 29 days old, you sick fuck! No I agree, this was a reach to me too. I guess it’s interesting in that it violates Patreons rules, but otherwise seems like pearl clutching to have an issue with someone cosplaying a post-pubescent character.
Slow news day, methinks.
What happens in the office stays in the office.
It's not "defending the lolcow", its calling your fellow KF users retards and autistic nigger faggots, a time honored tradition here, you gay tourist newfag autistic nigger faggot retard.
