random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Le Bateleur]

Autobot-Style with Turbo

 

[CWCissey]

Mods are drunk, post Sonees.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Do not feed the Sperglords.

 

[Pikonic]

He never scored

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

We stuff broccoli! We stuff corn! We stuff carrots!

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Thank you for being -- uhm -- not evil, like the others. Thank you, sir.

 

[Trombonista]

Spin, Hina, spin! Spin for all to enjoy!

 

[Arkangel]

"Is this what you fuckers do? Mock others for eccentricities?" - Connor on the CWCki Forums.

 

[José Mourinho]

You are forbidden from exploiting my personal information like this. - Molay in a friendly visit.

 

[Mr. 0]

THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER LIVESTREAM - Parkourdude91 during his green period on Twitter

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

We want MULTIPLES OF THESE!

 

[Dollars2010]

May become folded; crease danger!

 

[Holdek]

VAGINIA, OVARIES, C-CUP MILKING BREASTS WITH TITS AND ALL!!!

 

[exball]

ewwww, someone wants to read about Chris and his latest stupidity!!
that's totes gay and unrealistic.
Also, who is chris?
Also, why is my name pink?
Discuss.

 

[Holdek]

 

[Arkangel]

"so Tough. You want it; bid or PAY UP Now."

 

[CWCissey]

You raped my sister.
You murdered her.
You KILLED her children.

 

[Count Olaf]

"DO NOT DOUBT OR QUESTION MY IDENTITY!!!"

 

[Firesharpie]

"WHY must I end up with such screwed-up screwy luck?! DO NOT ANSWER THAT!!!!!"

 

[Mr. 0]

That Damn Cwcki still Needs to Die