random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hooked on phobics]

ive cried too much, ive been a victim too much, and a faggot too many times, AIDS tells me no

 

[San Marino]

"DO NOT use the Full Movement if you are new to VR or suffer from motion sickness". I'm new to VR and suffer from motion sickness but that sounded like a bunch of fag talk to me

 

[JustSomeDong]

I implore everyone to take a breath and have a wank, you'll feel better.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Worships demons.
Can't say nigger.
Kids these days.....

 

[Speedrunner]

I am here to explain myself.

I am not gay.

I am not brown.

Am I a pedo? Well, it depends on how you define one.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

The most trustworthy name in news

The little head tends to not be racist, even if the big one is.

You should always be nervous around troons who aren't afraid of black people. Not because they're particularly tough or any bullshit like that, but just because not having basic sense of self preservation signals you're an unhinged psycho in some degree.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

They just want to see cats shoot RPGs in suburban neighborhoods or dogs use Hydro Pump on old people on their doorstep

This retard didn't plant to cap Altman

Suddenly, a cartoon bear takes out a bat and fights for the blonde's nudes honor.

A real human, like me, could have fondled those breasts to detect AI instead of AI slop

 

[Mat Zo]

16 months, fast turnaround.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I don't mean to be rude, but you are obviously a cocksucking faggot with AIDS.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Florida Man has evolved into a being that gets most of its moisture by breathing air, thus avoiding potentially-contaminated water sources. That must be why Steve says "not thirst-provoking" in such approving tones; it means something, when you have to be certain every water source wasn't peed in by a radioactive meth zombie.

It's almost amazing. It isn't even pure ineptitude because even a normal moron would get better to some extent. He literally sucks and is a retard out of pure spite.

Chinese furries are something else. A completely different breed of furry.

Back in my day a Villainess could be relied on to set the heroine up to be raped, nowadays they are just haughty.

Being more retarded than Chris-Chan is one thing, but admitting to being more retarded than Chris-Chan is another level of retarded

I hope this guy gets kicked in the face by a shire horse.

No stalker child, I am not descended from an unholy union of humans and deep ones. Enjoy madness.

Oh yeah, lingerie models and cheerleaders famously love dark, abandoned tunnels where nobody can hear you scream.

 

[Zeftax]

@ProudSkibidiTolietAryan you gravely underestimate the sheer levels of tism in this thread.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I'll have you know I suffer from the terrible disability of being Canadian. So it's not my fault.

 

[JustSomeDong]

@QUEEN OF DENIAL is now the first person to use the new "emergency report" function, making this post the first post to ever be reported with said function. Congratulations.

Her report was rejected.

When a person dies, the bacteria in his bowels start to digest his own corpse.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

A real human, like me, could have fondled those breasts to detect cancer instead of AI slop

 

[JustSomeDong]

I said a bunch of racist shit at Thanksgiving and everyone was like "well, that's just how he is."

I definitely want to fuck this married prostitute

 

[Chongqing]

Edit: political sperging? I was being sincere, you wench!

 

[Gog & Magog]

E-Daddies are basically Izzat for white people

 

[Rotollo 2]

Somebody make a debate in A&N "debating these users on the ethics of doxxing children"

 

[Speedrunner]

How's this for logic: you're a nigger.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

They say that pets do look like their owners, but looking like a dog breed which is so inbred that they can't breathe properly is... interesting.