random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

On one hand you call them lolcows but you talk to them very rude and the disrespectful. You say you drink their milk and not their poo. In fact you say we cannot pozload my neghole.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

You think we could all come together over wanting to kill all humans but people got to make it weird....

I know when I got my phone call after being arrested for drunk & disorderly I considered calling my girlfriend, my parents, or my lawyer, but I too opted to call a reporter.

Is that clockwise from his perspective or the onlookers' perspective?

Do you know what would make people pay the BBC licence fee again?
Saturday Night Live Death Penalty Hangings
Only if it's nons though.
Imagine the ratings if The are four generations of the same family
Put their women on supporting the rapes because the women were white.
Someone pitch this to Ant and Dec
Ratings Winner
Hang the occasional Tranny
Bold ideas like this will save British light entertainment

This is one of those things a reasonable politician doesn't talk about unless they've got dictator powers.
You don't poison your youth vote by proposing year-round school, you don't make enemies of everyone moral by proposing ethical child pornography for pedos, you don't make the police hate you by "defunding" them and threatening their pensions in any way, and you don't denounce Italian pasta as cultural appropriation of chinamen noodles.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

What do you mean by public toilet?

I am unaware of any sewage system that resembles the human centipede

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

I see nothing wrong with the Reddit moderator’s behavior, he was clearly righteously defending his izzat.

 

[Potato Burrito]

After HRT I feel wayyyy better about being fat, thic, and a beefy boy

 

[Big Nasty]

NEET pants shitting lifestyle.

 

[Zeftax]

Nobody here is going to send you money to clean your room.

I honestly don't know. I'm diagnosed with Severe autism, Aspergers and ADHD. I AM on benefits

You shouldn't be on this site, let alone asking for help with designing and creating fucking firearms. Especially a retarded one.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's the internal neckbeard and fedora that matter most..

He's completely ostracized because of being an utterly insufferable moronic asshole. You know the crazy uncle at every Thanksgiving? He's worse than that guy and they don't even allow him to be present because his mere presence ruins any family gathering.

They just sit there like fat little fish in a barrel.

OP isn't a wilting wallflower; instead, he meets her ire with hot-blooded rage of his own, fantasizing about the day he can finally live his truth instead of having to meet cruel standards such as "taking showers regularly."

Given that his profile describes him as a "Autistic transbian and puppygirl Also kinda 24/7 silly and horny", I have a feeling the ladies there are unlikely to warm up to his presence

Seems like the kind of rube that would fall for some horse piss in a bottle to cure his dead arm.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

sperging online is the first step towards redemption

 

[CaddestSlown]

What if you're acting like a nigger, Stud?

Listen here, you niggerfaggot: as someone who was that retarded child playing in the drainage ditch, I can assure you that shiny rocks are serious fucking business.

my "girl cock" is at least smegma free and clean because I shower every day, unlike his.

Did this mf just admit he has a gock

He acquired izzat, the voters can go fuck themselves like he fucked their mothers, saar.

 

[HildegardOrgonAkkumulator]

Cases have surged by 500% in the past three years, with one fungus expert describing it as "a really big problem".

 

[Zeftax]

I bet a lot of the above posters have never been fat a day in their life.

 

[Asian tech support]

edit: ok reported him for the double post he's fucked jannies gonna finish him up now he's a goner

 

[BallsGuevara]

"Even a granny with sagging breasts is capable of being a somewhat decent maternal figure." - epolsipol

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Nigger, you use KiwiFarms. You are at the very least teetering on the edge of total retardation.

you realize we're NOT your friends you autist?

im trying to be a better person or whatever but its like so hard or whahrtaever

 

[AnOminous]

Mean while in Japan, a Japanese guy illegally eat an endanger Napoleon Fish. Which is on the endanger fish which he cooks it.

 

[Meat Target]

Sonic The Hedgehog was successfully marketed towards Americans not because they are just autistic but because they are niggers. His design appeals to the usual niggers as spikey hair like from Dragon Ball and fighting games appeals to niggers.

Chris Chan was a white nigger. his house was at the state a nigger's house was. He essentially lived like a nigger. That's why he was into Sonic the Hedgehog as it appeals to autistic niggers.

 

[D_Tractor]

I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.

 

[RomanianSchizo]

Islamic Terrorism? Total throwback!

edit: @grok make a picture of a quran stuffed with lightly cooked bacon, please

>Afghan national
>Been here four years
>This fat

Yeah America needs to do something about its food.

> A motive has not been determined

It will take the FBI months of investigating to determine why Muhammad Al Jihadi bin Samir murdered Americans while screaming "I am doing this in the name of Islam"

He reportedly shouted "Allah Akbar"

Although he was fat so maybe it was "aloha snackbar"

@grok make for me an Islamic thrash song called TERRORVOLVER about achieving a global caliphate by shooting people with a 1985 J-frame .38 special that was bought at a gun show in North Carolina.

 

[Hellwalker]

No, I didn’t have sex with him because I thought he black, I had sex with him because I knew he wasn’t white which leaves room for him to be a Filipino.