random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Maldavius Figtree]

TiMs will never know the ~gender validation~ of being asked to fish the car keys out from between the driver's seat and the center console because their giant man hands will never ever shrink.

transitioning made his symptoms worse. He now has a fistula that lubricates after he eats but not when he's horny, cause it's made with colon tissue.

would Daddy Degen talk like that with an actual girl, or only does it with his be-wigged son, because game recognizes game and he can see his own perversion reflected in his offspring?

Goth chicks make me hard so the second I notice one who's a tranny I am immediately soft.

it’s not like I’m gonna use my fingers or knives to penetrate cis-bio-holes

whenever I meet nerdy looking people at events and through friends I discreetly probe whether they use reddit in the hopes that they accidentally reveal their mod status.

 

[DickMain]

Kiwi Farms, isn't it obvious?

 

[Zeftax]

You beautiful autistic soul

That “something” is usually gay porn in my experience.

edating minors on discord is probably the most common thing on the Internet in 2025.

They did warn me that Kiwifarms would want to make me join the SS...

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

OH SO YOURE REALLY JUST GOING TO POST THE SVENNIEHOEK DRAMA ON A MONGOLIAN MAGNOLIA BIRD WATCHING SOYBOY COMMUNITY FOURM????? THAT'S REALLY JUST AN ABSOLUTE SHAME ISNT IT????? I MEAN WE MIGHT AS WELL LOCK EVERY OTHER THREAD ON THE BOARD, BAN EVERY OTHER USER, AND JUST ADVERTISE YOUR POST AT THE TOP OF THE SITE?
WOWZA! ANOTHER FAN OF OUR WORSHIPPED DEVIANTCUCK NIGGERLODEON CARTROON ARTIST GODNESS ???? I CANT EVEN! I REALLY REALLY REALLY (REALLY) *BREATHES IN HEAVILY DUE TO CIGARETTE INDUCED ASTHMA; COUGHING OUT BLACK PHLEM FROM YEARS OF SMOKE INHALATION* COOL!!! WHATS YOUR FAVORITE ROGER RABBIT CREEPYPASTA?????
JUMPING JAHOOZA! THIS TRULY IS THE GREATEST SVENNIEVERSE THREAD IVE EVER SEEN! THE ARTICULATION, THE SOPHISTICATION; EVERYTHING SCREAMS HOURS- NO- DAYS OF HARDWORKING METHODICAL RESEARCH TO COVER EVERY SINGLE FRAME OF THE SERIES TO GET TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THIS IS AN OFFICIAL GENUKNE SHILL THREAD!!

 

[Gentlebastard]

I love it. It's like... baby's first racism.
And once you start Noticing... you'll always Notice.
It's like riding a bike.

you are not a serious person, you are a clown, you are a silly billy

I hope it actually gets worse in unique and funny ways

As has been pointed out, nobody knew who he was. Instead, he decided to speedrun ruining his own life by announcing to the world he was a pedophile, and now his latest histrionic attention-seeking will follow him for the rest of his days. He even decided to include a picture of his face to help ensure maximum blowback.

Can someone post the picture of Fatrick building a toy dinosaur while his wife contemplates all the mistakes she made in life?

she claimed that she had to give up studying the Torah due to a lack of trigger warnings

I've always wanted someone to bully him in his kitchen.

 

[not william stenchever]

I am simply forced to assume that Minnesota is populated by nothing but alcoholic homosexuals.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

No that is a replicant. The Lola I know has bigger tits.

 

[DickMain]

what benefit would you get from redpilling your GED instructor?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

My interest in Kayla Rekieta is due to her vulnerability. She seems like a lost child.

 

[Mound Dweller]

I love watching Moundy slap his meat around.

 

[Zeftax]

Poor, crazy, masturbated in public… oh no Reddit bros….

Excuse me but what the fuck? Why are we funding the London zoo??!?

16 year old tradcath who wants to build guns? the jokes write themselves.

There's no profit to be made here, not even if you're Null.

"SodiumAryan on Kiwifarms wants your help 3D printing firearms" sounds like something I'd make up as a joke.

 

[CallmeCicada]

The dark corners of kiwi farms: Bizarre, gnarly, incestous, anime-laden, as always.

 

[Speedrunner]

Oogga digga ninga binaga ringas, speak English shit skin

 

[Aunt Carol]

My roux game is pathetic.

"Look, I married a 18-year-old runaway and got her addicted to crack, I am like Jeff Bezos."

 

[Black Man Underwear]

"SodiumAryan on Kiwifarms wants your help 3D printing firearms" sounds like something I'd make up as a joke.

I'm just some 16 year old autistic faggot, not a glownigger

Fuck... sorry for breaking the rules. I'll try and remove this account ASAP.

Come back in two years when you're an adult. In the meanwhile try looking at your local library.

 

[Meat Target]

Nothing takes me out of a horror premise faster than the realization "somebody's jerking off to this, aren't they?"

 

[stupid frog]

IF THE TEXT IS BIG AND RED
THEN TRUTH HAS JUST BEEN SAID

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

sperging online is the first step towards redemption

 

[Black Man Underwear]

i was never raped

Like, if you're gonna do something stupid, do it right

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

You've got to hand it to the fox killing, child neglecting, tranny chasing old cunt, he knows how to scam people.