The Grand Kiwifarms Secret Santa - 2025 Edition! - Join the SS!

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Account name: @CallmeCicada
Your Likes: cute, whimsical and/or silly things, cooking, electronic and jazz music, stories that make me sad, fall and winter, reading Korean, Japanese and French comic books, sleeping, having a hot drink on a rainy day, going to the museum, watercolor art like Chien Chung Wei or Joseph Zbukvic, scifi and tolkein style fantasy, riding my bicycle
Your Dislikes: politics, being in high places, summer heat, feeling tired, being told what to do, being wasteful
A Fun Fact About You: I once didn't eat food for 40 days straight
Able to be a SPIRIT BOT?: Yes
 
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Account name: TeaBaggins

Likes: Victorian and Edwardian stuff, Historical stuff, 90s alternative music, punk aesthetic, Mike Patton and especially most of his music these days, Christmas music, British comedies, James Wilby, Rupert Graves, anything Merchant Ivory and also period shows, especially period shows and movies.

Dislikes: people who try way too hard to sound edgy, I'm too old to put up with that shit, lol. Boring people and fake people.

A fun fact about me: Wil Wheaton once called me a narc on Tumblr.


Able to be a spirit person: no.
 
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Account name: @The bird with tourettes
Your Likes: Classical music, Opossums, orangutans, photography, history, things making fun of my dislikes, mountains and that aesthetic in general.
Your Dislikes: Cliche as fuck but Trannies and their followers genuinely make me MATI more then they should. Pitbulls, politics/politicians, tiktok, YouTubers with avatars on the screen crossing their arms, Cherries
A Fun Fact About You: I don't feel like I have a lot of talents but I scare myself at times how attuned I am (no pun intended) when it comes to music, particularly classical.
Able to be a SPIRIT BOT?: No

Thanks to everyone in advance. Looking forward to it!
 
  • Account name: @Relinquish
  • Your Likes: Aesthetics, Pleasing-looking wallpapers (Especially ones at night time), Cats, Art, Programming, Bossmanjack
  • Your Dislikes: comfags, 764, Weens, Faggots
  • A Fun Fact About You: A VRChat lolcow, Timothy Jenkins / Glass, thought that I was DNSL (A popular Garry's Mod troll youtuber) because I made a thread about him :story:
  • Able to be a SPIRIT BOT? No
 
Account Name:
@the thrown away

Likes:
LTG thread, linux, gaming, jesus, history, paradox games, information tech, networking, gems (literal gems), sam hyde, fishtank season 3, vavle games, jerma985, bitcoin, privacy

Dislikes:
anything about zoophilia or zoosadism, porn, fishtank season 2, soyjaks

Fun Fact About Me:
I dated a kiwi farms user before I join kiwi farms

Able to Spirit Bot:
No
 
Account name: Starscream's Loyalty
Your Likes: Christianity, horses, transformers, nice fashion, Breakfast at Tiffany's (movie, book and the jewelery) old book illustrations, Zach Hadel and most of OneyPlays, Winnie the pooh and most horse media, anime
Your Dislikes
Modern Western shows from 2015-onwards, tranny/gay shit, influencers with savior complex, hipsters, media that tries to be deeper than it actually is, Muslims, old women, most of the peers in my hobbies, ""'Asexual people""", LBJ and John Lennon
A Fun Fact About You
I have met a few famous animals.
Able to be a SPIRIT BOT? [Yes / No]
No not this year
 
@peachlover669
Likes: spider's, scorpion's, graphic design and image modification (i am good at neither), high quality transparent images, anime girls, archives, project moon
Dislikes: HERETICS, dust, mobile phones, that which is ugly and offensive to thine eyes, watermarks and artifacting on art
Fun Fact: i use two computers at my desk each with their own mouse and keyboard, one is a shitbox with a burnt out gt1030 that cannot play vidya anymore and the other being a steamdeck hooked up to an external monitor that can play vidya but is shit for normal computer use due to its inoperable os (stop deleting my packages gabe you fuckwit!!!)
Able to be Spirit Bot: No
 
@Snusmumriken

Likes: Writing, fanfiction (don’t @ me it’s Christmas), regular ass fiction, Ashnikko, drugs and alcohol and everything DARE stands against, early 2000’s internet shit, Always Sunny, Smiling Friends, the color pink and GIRLY things for GIRLS
(and also Moomin)

Dislikes: Poetry, politics, small dogs, normie shit (I like normies themselves just fine, I just would rather die than watch an episode of Friends), guns and pervert humor and BOYLY things for BOYS

Fun Fact: Currently has shard of glass in foot that will not come out

Able to be Spirit Bot: Yes

Other things I want to say or ask...

Santa is real and he tried to fuck my dad
 
Account name @David Thoughie
Your Likes: BBC, BLACKED, Soy Wojak Memes, GigaChad Memes, Pepe the Frog Memes, Judaism, Discord, The Jarty, Nettspend and Bladee, Carpentry, Linux (cause I'm trans), poop, India, the color green, Max from sam and max, Based redpillers like Sam Hyde and Nick Fuentes, aryan cartoons like Fundamental Paper Education and Ongezellig, Niko from OneShot, Terrible Mouse
Your Dislikes: white people and coleslaw
A Fun Fact About You: I'm trans btw
Able to be a SPIRIT BOT: No
 
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  • @Toxinophile
  • Likes: Cozy farming games, Dolly Dimple, garlic bread cheeseburgers, drawing stuff.
  • Dislikes: Being Lazy, falling for phishing scams on Discord, Sleeping only 6 hours a day, not drawing stuff.
  • Fun Fact: This year I started collecting my wrappers and carboard boxes to keep track of all the different kinds of junk food I buy. I'm not a particularly big junk food spender yet I'm already at 2 bags full.
  • Able to be a SPIRIT BOT? Sure mang.
 
@ratnoid

Your Likes: Rats, Yakuza games, Jesus. Oh, also dogs (sighthounds specifically), original Conan the Barbarian books, knights, dwarves, classic fantasy, lizardmen, cool critters and creatures, funny critters and creatures, BossmanJack (applies to funny critters and creatures I suppose), Patposting, Warhammer fantasy, Warhammer AOS, Warcraft 3, Might and Magic series by NWC, bird watching, birds, crows, birds, rats, animals in general, nature.

Your Dislikes: Movies, Warhammer 40k, all the shit originating from Tumblr (all the webcomics, Undertale and other crap), politics, anime, gooners.

A Fun Fact About You: This is my first KF SS experience!

Able to be a SPIRIT BOT? Yes.
 
  • Account name: @w4vy_gr4vy
  • Your Likes: 80s/90s animu, Sanrio, vidya esp Nintendo cos I'm a weeb, cute shit, Ye Olde Internet memes (they just don't make em like they used to) pokemon esp Clefable, Slowbro or any of the fat pink ones, Vanilluxe appreciators are also incredibly based
  • Your Dislikes: You know what it's the season of goodwill so it's the thought that counts, my autistic gift will be gratefully received no matter what :heart-full:
  • A Fun Fact About You: I have a little scar under my nose from falling off a wall as a kid and leeduhrully landing on my face
  • Able to be a SPIRIT BOT?: Yes
 
Username:
@Zak_McKrackepidemic

Likes:
Monkeys, old-school point-&-click adventure games, cold-war aesthetics, 90's alt-rock.

Dislikes:
Disney, "twee" shit, millennials, shipping (the fandom kind), modern "geek culture".

Fun-Fact:
I own a Tiger Electronics "Game.COM" (aka that one handheld with the shitty black-&-white port of Duke Nukem).

Able to SPIRIT BOT?:
Yeah.
 
Account name @NIGGAHEILHITLER
Your Likes: Tabletop games, history,playing card games (POKER,21,41/51,REMY), Transformer,fantasy,Story making,learning about animals,Mortal kombat
Your Dislikes: pedophiles,commies,trannies,Overt porn, Overusage of AI, goyslop
A Fun Fact About You: i w0n second place in writing
Able to be a SPIRIT BOT?: No
 
It's the most wonderful tiiiiime of the year!

Account Name: @Ice Mountain
Likes: Pokémon, danmei novels (TGCF is my absolute favorite), shitposting, Vocaloid, RimWorld, Beauty Parlor cows, artcows, MATI, visual novels, SS13, cats, Thunderbolt Fantasy.
Dislikes: trannies, Star Wars, capeshit, sports, politics, every single religion, kpop, most anime (I'm picky), feds, furries, jeets.
A Fun Fact About You: I love cold weather and have a high tolerance for it. People around me think I'm insane for wearing short sleeves and no jacket as long as it's over 60º (15º for you Celsuisoids) outside. Those people are weak. Fuck the heat. I can and will walk barefoot through the lovely, lovely snow to take the trash out.
Able to be a SPIRIT BOT? No, not this year. :'(
 
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