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[stupid frog]

What the fuck man? I've been trolling for years and for free...

 

[Dr. Butt]

I just personally value luxurious hair over objective height.

 

[Speedrunner]

Now if you're wondering what's in this "SNCA dump" would you choose:
a) them playing video games together
b) them engaging in ideological debate
c) hentai
Now if you chose C, a winner is you!

But let's focus on the hentai. Who just sends something like that to someone?

Yo nigga can I get your 3DS friend code? I'm totally a woman btw ask @WelperHelper99.

 

[30+GameOvers]

synthetic man more like he wants to get fucked in the ass man

 

[Speedrunner]

You're dodging the question, just like you're dodging acknowledging your crippling porn addiction.

At this point, your sperm count must be low enough to the point where you're disadvantaged enough to no longer have kids.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

one eye on the streets, one eye on the HRT

Its amazing the lengths a man must go to deal with a gay pedophile. In more civilized countries we would just throw him off a tall building.

 

[dcss]

No "sexting" of any kind took place between me and him.

 

[Spud]

You disgust me and yes.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Bless you and thank you for the laughs, you obnoxious pretentious effeminate blobmonster. Congratulations on being the most enduring and memorable in my psyche in a massive circus of eccentric mentally ill people.

Felt bad for the autistic kid having the time of her life on a train ride seriously confused and upset by it all. Because you can't say 'well, sweetie, some people are drugged out violent retards, and this is why you don't want to be like them.'

"I'm usually a nice, kind, caring, sweet, and adorable person"
should have added delusions to your list of mental health disorders, champ

It's the worst insult you can use on these people and I highly suggest trying it sometime.

Another episode of Tales from the Crapt, and I am your host, the Craptkeeper: please enjoy yet another Reddit post among thousands in which a sleazy man enters a woman's bathroom hoping to find an orgy of validating lesbian sex only to shrivel at the sight of a woman who knows he doesn't belong there.

 

[N A R U v2]

Post in thread 'Naruhide / Naru / menherawhide' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/naruhide-naru-menherawhide.77911/post-23066890

 

[Axiom.]

Lets just EFAP this picture for a moment. We have two chicks, one with a dick, slamming into eachother at mach 10, enough to cause internal stretching of the blue haired one's orgains. Milk is squirting, cum is flying- how is any of this realistic. It looks painful frankly, possibly causing internal bleeding with how much deformation is happening in the stomach area.

 

[DickMain]

I don't think you're in a position to criticize the relative realism of how futa sex works

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

"Dumb faggot. Don't quote me out of context like that, you fucking nonce lover. Go buy a piano wire and do the Hitler Jiggle. You fucking cunt."

- @Gandhi's Left Hook

 

[often puzzled]

In a way, this is all Lowtax's fault.

 

[Doxmatix]

I would rather not. I prefer to imagine that everyone in gorlworld has sex by sharing their fries

RELEASE THE HENRY FILES

Maybe he accidentally ate a bag of shit out of the freezer.

YOU WERE THINKING OF HEATHCLIFF YOU FUCKING DOUBLE NIGGER FUCK YOU

Which is more likely to promote real self harm among teens? Taking enough THC to kill Snoop Dogg or eating hot dogs?

Yass boss babe gorlypawp, show us that you don't understand how supply and demand works!

It’s finally happened: her nose has become useless from un-use and she now smells through her mouth. Like a fucking banana slug.

This thread has graduated from vagina detectives to gay porn detectives. I’m so proud.

IT TIME GOON!

What kind of sick fuck browses the farms in anything other than dark mode.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Lets just EFAP this picture for a moment. We have two chicks, one with a dick, slamming into eachother at mach 10, enough to cause internal stretching of the blue haired one's orgains. Milk is squirting, cum is flying- how is any of this realistic. It looks painful frankly, possibly causing internal bleeding with how much deformation is happening in the stomach area.

 

[Dr. Butt]

faggot nigger kike pajeet kill tranny gun suicide Jeffrey Epstein

 

[Speedrunner]

Welper you did not have to write a review on the gay futa butt sex. I get this is your expertise as a Fate fan, but TMI dude.

 

[The Noise]

We have two chicks, one with a dick, slamming into eachother at mach 10, enough to cause internal stretching of the blue haired one's orgains. Milk is squirting, cum is flying

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

How does anyone continue to balldo guard in the year of our Lord 2025?