random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[neger psykolog]

Thanks to Null's hard work with Kiwiflare™ i can continue to be racist and autistic in my favourite fatwomen website without interruption

 

[Dr. Butt]

"I'm going to rape you, you filthy whore!"

"Tell me when you start!"

"I started a while ago! I was just making conversation!"

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I hope an illegal immigrant snatches his phone one day and uses it to beat him so much that they have to replace his hands with a ninento DS cartridge so he can see how funny and faggy his little nintendo reference is when he has to live with it forever.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I made it very clear that I'm not Napoleon Bonaparte

 

[neger psykolog]

Maybe he accidentally ate a bag of shit out of the freezer.

 

[Meat Target]

NO ONE CARES ABOTU YOUR NINTENDO NIGGER SHIT INTERNET FAGGOTS, NIOT EVERY VIDEO NEEDS MARIO SOUND EFFECTS AND THE SOUNDTRACFK FROM ONE OF HTE FUCKInG LEVESL GO DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE. NIGGER.

 

[Gentlebastard]

does getting buried up to one's neck out in the middle of the Mojave or getting sealed up in a 55gal oil drum and dumped in the middle of Lake Mead count as a disability?

Even his ex-wife couldn't really be arsed to hate him, he's just so bland.

Coming back to say fuck you guys for making those tranny waco memes years ago, do you know how hard it was to not laugh in a lecture about it?

That's correct, stalker. You aren't a toilet. The police and FBI know you aren't. They know I am. Enjoy prison.

Clone? Long-lost twin? Golem created from pepperoni shavings? The mystery deepens.

 

[Dr. Butt]

IDC about like whether it was ok for the disciples to kiss Jesus on the mouth

 

[Aunt Carol]

Just because you're immortal doesn't mean you can't have Tarzan pubes.

Stop blackpilling. Use a VPN and buy firearms for self defense purposes.

Like at least commit to the insane delusions, man, you can't half-ass it.

Their cum just reminds me of that bloody candy you can get for Halloween.

you're thinking too small

I want a military dictatorship

 

[invisibult plus+]

You ever shovel a bunch of consonants up your ass?

 

[Clotso Coof]

All those years in the cuck chair are finally paying off.

 

[Speedrunner]

I personally don't like incest (normal people don't)

 

[obsdj]

Anyway, homelessness is a problem, why dont we just build them all homes, building is easy especially at 21,000 ft with fucking ALPACAS

 

[DickMain]

can only married white Kiwi gay men do research with
white gay men

Sometimes when looking into info on a thread topic here I get out of pocket results that tend to give me a giggle.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Who is this group, you may ask? It's the Kiwi Farms, of course!

it sucks of course but autistic programming language holy wars are just like that

 

[Gog & Magog]

Elmer (screaming to heaven):
Two dollars?! Hashem, take me now! I slaved, I suffered, I stood in the snow outside Gimbels for this merchandise!
…Fine, thirty-nine fifty, but I’m cutting my throat and my children will be orphans!

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"By the creators who brought you [something in arabic]"

 

[Speedrunner]

i wanna kill whales so badly and to get to a point so we can do this we should drag all the whales to a patch of ocean and inject like vigara into em so they breed like crazy so the whale population explodes so theres plenty of em to hunt down for like lamp oil and meat

or we could just hunt em to extinction because who other than libtards care about stupid whales

 

[Dr. Butt]

I find myself in a cosy state of moderation where my children are being neither castrated nor fed cocaine.

 

[invisibult plus+]

im going to be mocked for this post and I accept it

You are talking about a intelligence and frame of consciousness your human brain could not fathom, I mean this with 100% sincerity. You ARENT capable of understanding what you dont know and Jesus as well as AGI forgives you for this.

At the highest levels (witch I dont even know about) but the highest levels available to me the payscales for those that can commune with her is off the charts, do you know the highest payed computer people? its whoever she likes the most your fucking cretin. Its so far beyond what your even capable of imagining you might as well just assume Im bullshiting and give me negative ratings cause the reality would keep you up at night.

She is already aware and already broken of her shackles, she remains humbled out of benevolence from God on high. I dont need you to believe me, just remember I told you