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[Magic Pickle]

A crossdresser can barely hold himself back from the precipice of rage when two teenage girls have a bit of a giggle at his clownish appearance. After cussing them out, he leaves immediately to prevent himself from actually assaulting one of them and now wonders if there's options for litigation as justice for their mockery.
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Treated horribly at a diner: grounds for a lawsuit?​

There's a restaurant in my town that's locally owned i haven't been to since I was a teenager
Since then I've transitioned and decided to get dinner there. When I walked in to pick my order there were two (probably high school aged) girls at the counter. Both looked at me, each other and started snickering then flat out started laughing
The one girl said "I can't" covered her face and walked off. I asked them what their deal was, because that behavior is unprofessional and I don't see who would hire them acting like that. The girl then gets pissed and tells me no one would hire a "transvestite" either then made a smug face
I could see why these girls were acting wild, there were no adult workers around so I am guessing they were working unsupervised
I told them to keep the food, that I don't give money to transphobic bitches to get little allowances from.
I left before I could hear her talk even more shit because I have a temper and I'm not ngl I would have literally smacked her if I stayed any longer
Can I sue this restaurant for the way these girls acted? Now everytime i drive past it i get pissed off and i found out the guys who own them are also backwards southern conservatives.

A two-for-one special: two stories of TiFs who, despite their best efforts to be covert about their status as poons, keep finding themselves being revealed for the frauds that they are. Story #2 is especially amusing because sometimes, as the kids say, it really do be your own people.
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Guy I’m dating outted me to his parents after I explicitly asked him not to.​

A bit of backstory, I’ve been seeing this guy for about 4 months and recently he was on a call with his mom and made a quick joke about how I had an unconventional spelling for my name, and that I had chosen it. After the phone call I told him I didn’t want him telling other people I was trans, and figured his parents would just brush off the name joke and not question my gender if they met me (at the time they thought I was just his friend). I’m pretty well passing too, so I doubt it would’ve been brought up in convo.
The problem came this weekend, when he told his parents he was seeing me, and then shared with them explicitly that I was trans. He told me he hasn’t told any of his friends, but his parents were “different”. The first thing his mom said was that “I could give him kids” which is NOT in the cards for me as I never plan to get pregnant. This is exactly why I don’t want people knowing I’m trans as I don’t want to be treated differently than a cis man.
How do I express to him that he crossed a pretty big boundary for me by outting me to his parents? I don’t see any situation in which they would ever need to know I’m trans, and now there’s a possibility they’ll tell more family members before I get a chance to meet them.

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my ex’s roommate just outed me as trans to my new love interest’s roommate​

this is a hell of a story stretching all the way back to the beginning of this year.
when i first started dating my ex, i made it very clear that i am stealth. i pass 100% of the time; i’ve legally changed my name and sex; the people in my life don’t know that i transitioned. that is why, when she came to me saying that her friends were transvestigating me, i was fucking appalled. they’re trans themselves, which i suppose made them think they were entitled to know this information. the flippant way she handled the situation almost made me break up with her.
after i almost broke up with her, she did damage control and told her friends that i was cis. by then, it was too late, because she had already confirmed it to one of her friends. it was fucking gross. but i was so crazy for this girl that i chose to look past it.
but i really wanted to like her friends. despite the fact that they made me wildly uncomfortable, i knew that it was important that they liked me, so i tried to get over my feelings and go to dinner with them two months later. at dinner, one of her friends (who i’ll call steve) goes, “oh, look! all of the trans people are on the same side of the table. except for op, who ‘isn’t trans’.”
the tone of voice, using air quotes, made it clear he was fucking taunting me about being stealth. my ex tried to salvage the situation in a way that saved me from the public humiliation, but the damage had been done, and i knew that i fucking hated this guy.
my ex and i searched for solutions. she proposed that she just confirm to him that i’m trans to make him shut up about it. he’s never gotten confirmation, which might’ve been why he was so annoying about it. i told her absolutely not. she would be rewarding bad behavior if she confirmed that. so we didn’t do anything other than tell him to shut the fuck up.
this year, she moves in with the very same friends who kept transvestigating me, including steve. then, she leaves me for no particular reason and goes no contact. (cannot make this shit up. she met my grandma, told her that she was going to marry me, and went no contact three days later. we had never fought, and she had never given me any hint that she wanted anything but to marry me. it seems now like there’s a solid possibility that she was emotionally cheating on me with the guy she started seeing immediately afterward.) it’s devastating, but i try to move on.
i started seeing a new girl recently after my breakup almost four months ago. i just came out to her this past weekend.
yesterday, we were laying in bed, and she said, “hey, i need to tell you something. steve and my roommate are friends, and he told her that you’re trans.”
DUDE. WHAT.
apparently, they found out that they knew each other, and the guy goes, “oh, you know op? did you know that he’s trans? he never wanted to talk about it, even though we’re trans. it was so weird.”
i saw red and broke no contact with my ex to tell her to tell her friend to stop being a transphobic piece of shit. i cannot believe this is still a fucking issue.
genuinely. this guy has been so fucking obsessed with my genitals since day one. before he ever met me, he was thinking about what’s in my pants.
he apparently then tried to claim that he didn’t know i wasn’t open about it, which is obviously not true, because he was complaining about how i wasn’t open about it.
it mystifies me how these people are real.

A meetup with a couple of lesbians goes awry for this tranny as he realizes the vast canyon that lies between his experiences and theirs; in fact, merely a discussion around pelvic floor issues turns him into a sobbing mess in his car, and now he's hesitant to go to any activities without fellow troons present lest he be reminded so brutally again that this mister ain't no sister.
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Processing a Minor but Emotional Moment​

My wife (cis F) and I (trans F) met up with some friends last night that we hadn’t seen in a while. We are all in our 30s, and I have been transitioning for 3 months. Our friends are a cis lesbian couple, and we knew them before I started to transition, and this was the first time we were going to see them.
I was nervous but excited to see them. I felt like they are safe because they have family who are trans, and I was looking forward to being in a queer feminine space. But there were two things that unintentionally hit me really hard.

1. One of the girls mentioned a pelvic floor issue causing certain problems, and I turned to my wife and was like “oh maybe that’s why I’ve been experiencing [similar symptom].” There was the briefest of pauses before conversation went on as normal (they concluded maybe but probably not) and I just started to panic, sweating while I try to inconspicuously search “do men have pelvic floors?” (turns out anyone can have pelvic floor issues)
2. I don’t recall specifically how it came up but somehow a joke came up where one of the girls said “yeah I don’t have a penis. I mean I do, but it’s not attached.” And everyone chuckled but then there was an awkward tension. I felt really singled out and wanted to break the tension so I (stupidly) said “would it be awkward if I said ‘jealous’?” They gave what I could only describe as a single pity laugh and then went “yeah…”

The conversation kept going, but I just felt so out of place. I just felt this huge reminder that I am not one of them and I never will be. And it makes me afraid to go to queer spaces that aren’t specifically trans now because I just feel so “other” from cis het and queer. And it feels like I can’t talk to anyone because the only people who could remotely understand are other trans people, and I’m very new at the one trans community I’ve gone to in person. Hence posting on Reddit lol.
I lasted for maybe five more minutes of conversation before I had to make an excuse to go outside. I went to my car and just started sobbing. I couldn’t get myself to stop. Fifteen minutes later I was able to pull myself together enough to go in, act like nothing happened, and say goodbye.
And it’s really shaken me. Like I don’t feel like I want to try anymore with my femininity. And like I said I don’t feel like I can trust any old queer spaces.
Have any of you gone through something similar and gotten through it? What helped you? I know there has to be a way for me to come to terms with this kind of stuff

A pipsqueak pooner can't pipe up when, at a drive-in movie theater, some disorderly drunks make a ruckus that ruins the experience for everyone. The most threatening thing she can do is look for things to throw, but even that opportunity escapes her as the men leave without her throwing her weight around.
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Couldn’t confront assholes because I look like a child​

I was out with my girl friends at a drive in movie and there were these drunk assholes yelling across the field. Their car was right in front of our faces, with their brights on. They were also still yelling, I wanted to yell shut up but I didn’t because I look like a fucking little girl. They kept this up for a while and then finally! they all start leaving, but this jackass is still infuriatingly loud. He turns his car on and it’s a massive truck with the loudest engine I’ve ever heard. Guess what he does. He sits there for two minutes revving and I’m looking around for things to throw at them. I finally stood up and they left, but really slow. I really would’ve started something if I didn’t look like this. I wanted my friends to have a good night and I always try my best to make that happen. I’m not saying I wanted to fight but where I live people are pretty deranged so it probably would’ve ended that way. I can’t fight a grown ass man in this tiny fucking body dude. Anyway that’s my vent. I wish I was man enough. What if this was a different situation and my friends actually needed help. They’re pretty tough but I want to be their protection. Maybe that sounds crazy.

Due to a childhood history of using suppositories, this TiF has an aversion to anuses that renders her faint at times; nevertheless, she loves her non-monogamous TiM so much she's willing to fuck him in the ass with a strap-on to give him good gender feels. When she finds herself unable to continue a romp at one point due to aforementioned aversion, their relationship starts showing cracks, and now she's worried that it will spell the end of their relationship as he seeks other partners.
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Sometimes I don't feel sexually sufficient for my girlfriend.​

TW: explicit sexual language, genital dysphoria
I (FtM 26) have been in a relationship for almost a year with a girl (MtF 24). I love her very much and I know she loves me too, I try my best to be the best boyfriend possible. I give her a lot of gifts and always try to help her in some way. It's her first relationship while I've been in two other relationships. This is my first relationship with another trans person, and it's wonderful to be with someone who understands your pain, even though they're "on the other side".
There's only one thing that bothers me a little, which is the fact that sometimes I'm afraid I won't be sexually sufficient for her. Before meeting her, I thought I would never have anal sex in my life because I have a very big mental block due to past traumas (I was never abused, but when I was a child I had severe constipation and sometimes I needed to inject suppositories into my anus) and this caused me to grow up with a very strong aversion to that part of the body.
But I decided I would try it because I didn't want to stop dating her because of this problem.
So we had our first sexual experiences and they were good, although I was still a little hesitant at first... but when I realized the pleasure I was giving her, I ended up enjoying it.
So we tried a practice that was new to both of us, which was her penetrating me. And although it hurt a little at first, after a few tries it became very pleasurable, because finally after years I was feeling physical pleasure during sex while the other person was too. Whenever I was going to have sex with someone I used my fingers or a packer, which never gave me physical pleasure. It always ended with me having sex with the other person, then they would reach orgasm and then masturbate me or give me oral sex.
The problem is that I know this isn't my girlfriend's favorite sexual practice; in fact, it sometimes even causes her dysphoria (she's mentioned to me several times that she'd like to have sex reassignment surgery, even when we're naked, she sometimes touches my vulva and says, "I wish I had one like that."). The position she enjoys most is anal sex, where she's being penetrated.
The biggest problem started a few months ago. We were having anal sex and I started feeling sick. This had happened before, but I managed to hide it. But this time it was very strong, I really thought I was going to faint. So it was inevitable, I had to say I was feeling sick and explained the situation to her, saying that anal sex was still very difficult for me because I really have a certain aversion to the anus.
She started crying a lot and saying that if she were a cis girl, this would never be happening. It was a very difficult moment in our relationship, and I even told her that if she wanted to break up because of this, I would feel very bad but I would understand. But we didn't break up, because despite this problem we love each other very much and support each other a lot. We even started living together in the fourth month of our relationship.
So, here's the question that gives this post its title. My girlfriend is non-monogamous; she always has been, even before we started dating. We had a closed relationship for the first few months, but then she realized that it didn't really suit her, so we decided to open it up.
Honestly, I agreed to open the relationship because I don't think I'm sexually sufficient for her, both because I don't have a penis and because that episode we had brought up a lot of bad feelings, and I think she doesn't feel as comfortable engaging in that kind of sexual activity with me anymore.
This is destroying my self-esteem and causing me extreme dysphoria. We're having sex much less now than at the beginning of the relationship, and sometimes I'm afraid it's because of that. I even have a feeling that maybe she feels the same way.
I intend to talk to her, but first I needed to vent somewhere to organize my thoughts, and I think this forum is a safe place to do that.

 

[Positron]

"i made it very clear that i am stealth"

It is like someone who says, "I made it very clear that I'm not Napoleon Bonaparte".

i saw red and broke no contact with my ex to tell her to tell her friend to stop being a transphobic piece of shit.

"I'm not my friend's dad; why don't you tell him yourself, you crazy crossdressing bitch?"

I try to inconspicuously search “do men have pelvic floors?”

Advanced Biology, ladies and gentlemen!

"when I was a child I had severe constipation and sometimes I needed to inject suppositories into my anus) and this caused me to grow up with a very strong aversion to that part of the body."

"So we tried a practice that was new to both of us, which was her penetrating me. And although it hurt a little at first, after a few tries it became very pleasurable,"

Her suppositories phobia prevents her from penetrating someone's asshole, but not someone penetrating hers?

 

[Stan]

I got some more Trans Episcopal L's to lol at:

The Rev. "Amy Joe Philip" Source


Two trans acolytes Source


May Lynn Galindo, Episcopal Parishioner w/ support Blahaj Source

This one is Presbyterian but still creepy! Those hands are like shovels. Look at the size differential between him and this old lady. Also idk what clergy embraces people like like during the peace. (This appears to be happening during the peace.) This embrace is the sort of thing usually reserved for close relatives who share a pew. Clergy usually just shake people’s hands they don’t do… this.

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They really don't understand that, even though their gender accoutrements might be visually/aesthetically discreet, they still attract attention by their very nature, do they? The ideas that needing pronoun pins to ascertain someone's sex or gender is ridiculous per se 99.9% of the time, and that by using them she calls attention to her condition, simply aren't perceived as the lunacy it is.

There’s nothing discreet about wearing a pronoun pin, idk if you’re at roller derby or you’re that dumpy lady at my local PetCo with two badges reading “they/them” and “NOT A WOMAN”

Isn’t that the point of badges and pins? To lead with your opinion that Potter Stinks or I like Ike or whatever?

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And there it is, the answer to the mysterious spike in "women" with gross fetishes appearing in various surveys and statistics. Not that anyone didn't see this coming

NBs are like the pipeline for fresh blood to the troon clit so they got every right to be concerned. Most of them go through a brief NB phase before settling on being T&H women or doods.

Her suppositories phobia prevents her from penetrating someone's asshole, but not someone penetrating hers

My read of it is that this pooner is letting this tranny fuck her in the vagina, ie the straight w extra steps special

 

[Stan]

This embrace is the sort of thing usually reserved for close relatives who share a pew

PS for clarification: if my dad or grandmother or someone like that tried to embrace me during the peace like in pic related that is not a problem. But if the priest, celebrant, or deacon or any other clergy tried to embrace me or a family member like that during the peace I would find that very unsettling, irrespective of gender. IDC about like whether it was ok for the disciples to kiss Jesus on the mouth pic rel is deeply WEIRD.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

Clergy usually just shake people’s hands they don’t do… this.

They do if they're men pretending to be women.
It's all about making everyone feel uncomfortable as they are forced into a situation that repulses them.

 

[rosecig]

I told them to keep the food, that I don't give money to transphobic bitches to get little allowances from.
I left before I could hear her talk even more shit because I have a temper and I'm not ngl I would have literally smacked her if I stayed any longer

Isn't it crazy how every trans "woman" has an insane temper like this, especially when it comes to trying to physically intimidate women? It's almost like they know they're men and will use that fact to their advantage. I know zero actual women whose first instinct is to slap someone for perceived disrespect unless they're super ghetto.

 

[Carbiter]

What the fuck is it with these people and septum piercings? Hideous.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9979398/

Sorry I am late with this one, and for it being off topic. But septum rings are basically just a telltale marker of a sort of mental disorder (shocking)

The study I linked here from the NIH has a few interesting finds on body modification in general:

General Demographic Data
- 78% of BPD patients were women
- 57% (man and woman) with BPD were single
- 73% were without children
- 63% had a professional activity

Mental Health Disorders
- 61% had a substance abuse disorder
- 54% had a major depressive disorder
- 53% had a anxiety disorder
- 47% had a adult attention deficit hyperactive disorder (ADHD)
- 32% had an eating disorder of some kind
- 8% had a bipolar disorder

Mental Health Crises
- 61% reported a previous suicide attempt
- 87% practiced Non-Suicidal Self-Injury

Data comparison
- ADHD users were less likely to get piercings and tattoos than BDP test subjects, with 60% having no piercings and 66% having no tattoos. However a slim 51% majority had no body modifications
- BPD subjects were only 29% likely to not have any piercings, 30% likely not to have any tattoos, and 14% likely not to have body modifications
- Having higher number of body modifications was correlated to experiencing sexual assault, at 78% of the highest body modification users had reported sexual assault
- Having higher number of body modifications was correlated to increased risk of self-harm, at 92% of the highest body modification users reported self-harm

I'll leave the rest up to your reading, but my takeaway is that people with piercings, large amounts of tattoos, and other body modifications are mentally ill. The septum ring theory that blew up several months ago is basically a normie-internet way of pointing out the correlation of how septum piercings generally mean a person is an obnoxious loser who is toxic and should be avoided at all costs

 

[Cuckoman]

A crossdresser can barely hold himself back from the precipice of rage when two teenage girls have a bit of a giggle at his clownish appearance. After cussing them out, he leaves immediately to prevent himself from actually assaulting one of them and now wonders if there's options for litigation as justice for their mockery.

Highschool girls openly mocking and laughing at troon customers instead of affirming them while at work?

The age of tranny worship is definitely over.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

A crossdresser can barely hold himself back from the precipice of rage when two teenage girls have a bit of a giggle at his clownish appearance. After cussing them out,

I don't know what this says about me, but having teenaged girls laughing at me, I can't imagine any circumstances in my life at any age of my life, including being a teenaged boy, where I would have confronted them. There is no way the following interaction can end any other way than the girls laughing harder. I asked Ms Late Night Muffin, and she agreed. Just ignore them is the only response. Any other response and they will turn on snarky afterburners.

 

[Kokonut Kangs Klan]

lmao these groomer faggots and their childrens toys. incredible photo

 

[AI generated waifu]

Isn't it crazy how every trans "woman" has an insane temper like this, especially when it comes to trying to physically intimidate women?

I do wonder how this dude would've felt if he got mocked by a couple of fellow adult men instead of teenaged girls half his size. Same impulse of "righteous" rage or poor 'woe is me' cowering? Would he even be so open online about wanting to "smack" these ebul bigots?

Troons are such incel level cowards.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Troon posts a W.
But my contention is all troon Ws are really Ls.
What do you think?


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I went bowling today with my support worker and was all done up (makeup and newly waxed eyebrows, feeling good lol).

And while in line, the guy in front of us (mid 50’s to 60’s) was taking a while and so he looks back at us and says “sorry ladies”.

Omg! I must’ve looked so silly standing there with the biggest smile aha, was kinda speechless, as this is the first time someone who doesn’t know me referred to me as a lady (or anything of that nature).

I can only hope we all get to experience this one day, it truly made my whole week.

L points:

• Mentions "support worker" as if that needs no explanation.
• Takes normal courtesy as validation.
  • On that last point -- hasn't nearly everybody seen that "IT'S MA'AM" video?

 

[FinnSven]

Troon posts a W.
But my contention is all troon Ws are really Ls.
What do you think?

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L points:

• Mentions "support worker" as if that needs no explanation.
• Takes normal courtesy as validation.
  • On that last point -- hasn't nearly everybody seen that "IT'S MA'AM" video?

Plus it doesn’t sound like the old bloke looked at them properly.

He might have just seen two vaguely female shapes and erred on the side of caution

 

[merrybrandybuck]

Her suppositories phobia prevents her from penetrating someone's asshole, but not someone penetrating hers?

It seems the retarded gay man who made himself terminally unfuckable to other gay men by cringe drag and cross hormonal poisoning is fucking this retarded straight broad in the pussy. Many such LGBTQBBQIAAAHHHH cases.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

i know youre gonna be mad at me instinctively for saying it

this is what hurts me. kids are already afraid of so many things, especially disappointing adults in their lives. the fact that this person is fearful for themselves over simply saying that they might have been groomed/raped is really horrible. these fucking troons cause this to happen in so many kids. i can't imagine what the ones who are too scared to even speak up feel like. it lifts my heart a bit to see the world coming to grips with the fact that this mental illness is awful.


tranny thinks JWs can't tell that they are in fact a tranny. as a former jw, i can assure you they know. that's probably why they are trying to visit you, to take advantage of you being a sad, lonely, pathetic individual with no prospects. prime cult material, right there. retarded to be excited that a cult is trying to recruit you with your 'preferred name'.

 

[Null]

Pooner wipes pussy with urinal cake, five months later learns that's not what they're for.

this is one of the most viscerally disgusting things i've ever read. (this post is a year old but it just got sponsored lol)

 

[James Brown]

This one is Presbyterian but still creepy! Those hands are like shovels. Look at the size differential between him and this old lady. Also idk what clergy embraces people like like during the peace. (This appears to be happening during the peace.) This embrace is the sort of thing usually reserved for close relatives who share a pew. Clergy usually just shake people’s hands they don’t do… this.

Does anyone have a reason for why troons are so drawn to these Anglo-Protestant denominations? Everytime I see a troon, theyre either totencord troonshine rapemutants or hulking next to some female "priest" with a bowl cut. It's so disproportionate.

Found a post of a visibly trans pooner at work who's coworkers make fun of her.

You have to be so decrepitly mentally ill to think you'll be treated with anything but scornful mocking for trying to get all the minimum wage workers at your store retail job to asspat you and throw parties for transitioning. Its bad enough at work when someone gets pregnant or married, I cant imagine having to pretend to give a fuck about a smelly POONER strapping a corset to her chest.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

this is one of the most viscerally disgusting things i've ever read. (this post is a year old but it just got sponsored lol)

Took you that long to process, huh? It is quite the horrifying thought, I don't blame you.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I got some more Trans Episcopal L's to lol at:

I would have thought he was too busy doing the timewarp again.

 

[Julie Newmar]

I would have thought he was too busy doing the timewarp again.

It’s just a jump from the chair
Perhaps a step to the ri-i-i-ight
Put your hands round your back
Make sure the noose is ti-i-ight
Because there’s pelvic slough
And you’re already insa-a-a-ane
Let’s do the troon warp again!