random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

But you don't have a dick, do you? Sorry about that.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Perhaps he mindraped her with his astral projection erection.

She's the George Floyd of sexual assault.

 

[demicolon]

Pamps and his friend shoot at half empty Hurricane tallboy cans with a toy gun. Because only the finest of malt liquors are consumed in the Pamperchu pedo dungeon. He ends the video by showing off his diaper collection while singing a song about wanting to wake up with you.

 

[Gentlebastard]

All of his rock bottoms have trap doors.

A pineapple and a hand grenade share the same texture. This explains geopolitics.

Dudes just wanna have fat tits.

…And with that, the sympathy level that I had for him at the beginning plummets to zero.

It's not a "syndrome" if you really are an impostor.

I'll never forget their voices, so full of concern. "Sir, are you ok?" and "That man fell down - can you ask him to close his legs? Everyone can see his heart-printed panties, and it's making us really uncomfortable".

I join the chorus of those who say "please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny".

He could make good money livestreaming. It would requiring reading a lot of superchats with fat jokes and having a whole ecosystem of detractor kawntent. Of course he would never do this. He is even too proud and stubborn to monitize his xitter account. Way too important and special to make money doing what he loves: seething on the internet.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Certain L A R G E D O G S are behind this.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Maybe he’s just into women who look retarded

 

[Botchy Galoop]

all he does is say "uhhhhhhh" every other word, with that weird look on his face as though he just thought of something really important and brilliant, but he just can't break through the Almighty Purple Pony-fucking Troglodyte barrier in his rapey cartoon brain to do more than get a sentence out in 2 full minutes

 

[Spectate]

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[Metamorpho]

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this unlocked a memory for me of riding home after getting destroy all humans and telling my mom about the anal probe while reading the manual

 

[Uncle Buck]

By all means, if you want to live in a country without gun rights, go for it. But don't cry to us when you realize that your government is about to genocide you.

 

[Cnut]

give her the worm

 

[CEO of Gay]

I see we're back to arguing the existence of bricks with the resident drunk.

 

[Tread Miller]

DM chain:

Imagine, if you will, Chris Chan, plowing A-Log in missionary cowgirl, his 3 inch bent duck hitting all the right spots, and both moaning, in unison...

 

[GunCar Gary]

"Joshua Moon built his in a ghetto in Ukraine! With a Diesel-Generator!"

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

What is that, "Castle Doctrine With Benefits"?

 

[Speedrunner]

Close, but the actual pronunciation is "Ji-ant-Re-tar-did-Fah-guh-it"

 

[Meat Target]

The only thing I'm holding onto that I shouldn't is terabytes of femboy porn and you'll pry it out of my cold dead hands.

 

[Sog Dog]

Lord forgive me but I will rape and refeminize all pooners

 

[Clotso Coof]

This looks like a mugshot photo taken after he killed her but pussied out of killing himself.

"What does a nut look like?" was unintentionally funny though, as sweet Stephanie is no doubt a perma-virgin.

Every time I watched one of her videos I became completely focussed on waiting for her eyes to blink in unison.

On the scale of "Do Not Want" to "Sweet Jesus my Eyes!" I'd say Virgie is still one of the most repulsive fatties out there.

How do you get so fat your nose bridge is fat?

They could play rock, paper, scissors for who gets to wear the wig for the day.

Shifty Arab Inbred Retard or Transgender Canadian Cuck Autist
Call it.

 

[Dr. Butt]

if you think about it every tranny is a Space Invaders champion.