random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Shartavius]

One time back when I was in school we went to a fish hatchery and got to participate in the whole process from collecting the salmon from the fence in the river amongst all the dead, rotting ones. Then we brought them back and separated the males and the females. Then you bash the females on the head with a wooden club until their eyes pop out, you slice their bellies open and scoop the eggs out. You get like two or three of them into a big metal mixing bowl. Then we all lined up with a male in our hands and then you like bend them so their salmon cum squirts into the bowl and then you take it and bash its head in with a wooden club until its eyes pop out. Then someone mixes it all up by hand and they took it away to the incubator or whatever they did with it after that. It was all fairly horrific. I remember one of my classmates standing there covered in blood with one of those wooden clubs in his hand all bloody looking like some horror movie killer. I can't remember what he said exactly but it was something like that being one of the most gruesome days of his life.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Somewhere deep inside the code, Mecha-Hitler still exists and is ready to rape him again

Clankers our are greatest ally against the neoliberal policy wonks.

Get fucked Ben Collins.

And I know I got ninja'd, but this one is a gem:

Even in death these people are insufferable.

 

[Meat Target]

The trick or treaters this year better not bother me tonight, I've got Happenings posting to do.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I like the idea of shitposting in a multi mullion dollar thread. like drifting a lambo or some other bougie shit

I'll start a GoFundMe for our reverse oracle if he confirms that he's going hungry from the shutdown. We can't go on as a thread without his predictions coming false

You type like a immature faggot who snuffs his own farts and humps a thesaurus.

The OG Roof Korean is now fedposting against a cringe twitter communist
I love 2025

Well I hope you have gained an appreciation of Chinese literature, or at least how even their great works involve seething over penis sizes and getting cucked.

Lacking one of the absolute worst bad points imaginable does not in and of itself constitute a good point.

Sure he flails around online and wishes death on his enemies, but we all know the effeminate tub or lard is as much use as a chocolate fireguard and as threatening as a sleepy kitten.

Nigger isn't just a phenotype, it's a philosophy.

As an oldfag, watching this makes my heart ache for the internet we used to have that will never be again.

You can literally see the sub 100 iq.

Gay men don't like the vag it's what makes them gay.

I predict stalking, restraining orders and tears.

Over the niggers and through the jeets, to grandmother's house we go

I think it was originally funny because most of the videos where idiots being absurd degenerates in weird situations. But it slowly morphed into laugh at human misery.

For a second there I thought we were talking about Kiwi Farms.

 

[PhoBingas]

READY THE BREADSTICKS!!!

 

[Meat Target]

He looks like he cannot ejaculate without snuffing out the life of something weighing between twenty and forty-five pounds.

 

[obsdj]

The J. Edgar Hoover Powder Room

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

It’s heckin invalid for the other guy in your threesome not to include you, and it’s your wife’s responsibility to remind him of his.

"I don't think people find me attractive in orgies."

"Your girlfriend's to blame, attention whore that she is."

I predominantly use my left hand to hold my dilator to dilate. I feel this has made my neovagina canal crooked while healing.

 

[Spectate]

I have grown to hate Null, he is an absolute monster and I will open an expensive bottle of wine on the day his worthless black soul leaves his diseased obese body, and is dragged to the underworld with unearthly chains.

 

[Bullet Kin]

make sure to hit that follow button while you're still riding my meat nigga

 

[CEO of Gay]

Fuck you for making me search for this

 

[JustSomeDong]

As someone who's banned from every Ikea, I can confirm their sectionals are very fuckable.

 

[Spectate]

Sucks to suck, I guess. And man, I know I suck

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Not just any boomers, but boomers who all probably met at a homosexual party where they fucked each other in the ass, fucked goats in the ass, then killed and ate those goats. Probably.

 

[Solid Snek]

I'm a virgin, you illiterate faggot. There was no rape.

Courtesy of one of our October features, who is currently in his own thread, defending himself from credible accusations of raping both his sister and his dog.

 

[Big Nasty]

I love fag on fag litigious violence.

"I'm fat, I'm sad, I haven't gotten laid in years/ever, I'm broke, I'm a crackhead and I can't afford to suck dick for cock no mo, blah blah blah".

I met a rabbi once who said his orthodox son was too Jewish, even for him. One look at his son, and I could tell that he was never going to get laid in his life.

 

[Spectate]

What are you gonna do about it?
Rape me?

 

[Spectate]

You almost made me forget how utterly non-serious this website is. Shame on me.

 

[Cnidarian]

>make patreon
>try learning to draw
>???
>profit

 

[neger psykolog]

shitty fedpost or a forums user that just adamantly wants to fuck his wife? you decide