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[Xarpho's Return]

@Neodanthril Damn, beat me to it.

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That's the wry smile of a man who knows he didn't wash his hands after shitting in the street and the displeased grimace of another man who's just come to realize as much himself.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

14 year old and 'buttlift' should not be in the same sentence.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

Maybe I’m not sufficiently redpilled on trans giantess vore ASMR

 

[Rotollo 2]

The point I'm making is that out of everyone in this relative sphere, Billy Mitchell comes out looking the best.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Ice-cream Jew.

They'll have to dismantle that coaster now... once they get a taste for human blood, you can never fully trust them.

Damn, of the 6 people who still watch this shit, one of them owns a gun. Crazy!

Imagine being Jimmy Kimmel’s strongest soldier, who discharged a firearm in his name.

that "14 year old kid" that turned out to be the fattest niggerspic ever created in hell itself on the "drop the niggerspics and watch them splat" ride.

It’s simple. If you look more like Dr Eggman than Sonic, don’t fucking ride the eggbeater.

It’s Eggma’am!

Retard fag boy with his gilf

Makes me feel jealous of ol’ Christine that she’s just out here cruising around with that fine piece of ass.

We should make a Kiwifarms safari tour in Detroit and Chicago so we can view niggers and fent zombies in their natural habitats
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I'm more disgusted that you're into InuYasha

Goebbels was a hobbit?

It's hard having a prodigy's literacy level and language affecting disabilities.

Imagine trying to use Morse code to speak to Hellen Keller. That's how big the divide feels when trying to dumb down my communication far enough to be comprehensible to high school graduates and yet processable enough for my mind to put into coherent order.

 

[N A R U v2]

In a thread speculating about whether Moon had been arrested, user Stocking accuses him of threatening to murder, anally rape and genitally mutilate her (archive here). Using his account CityRPG (he has had many names on the site as he kept getting banned), Moon did not deny the allegation but responded, “I was really mad that day”.

 

[N A R U v2]

Moon and his friends have repeatedly implied that Encyclopaedia Dramatica is an unreliable source. However, I have now checked and been able to verify the earlier quotes, with one exception. In 2012, long before MHN or ED took an interest, Moon was a member of the Blockland forum (a forum for an online lego style game). Users of Blockland expressed disgust and horror with Moon after he boasted of masturbating to Neko Shota (Japanese porn of underage boys, apparently). Post here, archive here.

In a thread speculating about whether Moon had been arrested, user Stocking accuses him of threatening to murder, anally rape and genitally mutilate her (archive here). Using his account CityRPG (he has had many names on the site as he kept getting banned), Moon did not deny the allegation but responded, “I was really mad that day”.

It looks like Encyclopaedia Dramatica’s quotes are 100% accurate. In another previous article I also unearthed Moon’s admission that he fantasised about murdering his mother with a steak knife.

One prolific user of Kiwi Farms is Dynastia, who goes by @KiwiDynastia (archive here) on Twitter – warning profile contains penis photo. This is a tweet (archive here) where he sends a picture of his uninspiring member to the #GamerGate hashtag.

Deliberately Targeting Underage Children
Recently, Dynastia held a poll on Kiwi Farms as to whether it was okay to dox underage children (archive here). The vote passed 14 to 10. In case anyone was wondering if it was a joke the site has subsequently literally carried out the policy and doxxed children as young as 5, for example the child of Block Bot administrator Marian Aanerud (@MAMelby). Again, because of this the, ‘Nyberg Defence’ will not fly.

In ultra-creepy fashion, the Kiwi Farmers archived a (clothed) photo gallery of Aanerud’s young son. Nothing says, ‘no paedophiles here’ like creating a photo archive of someone else’s 5 year old. In this light Dynastia’s pious claims he is against harm to children are laughable. Whilst claiming to SWAT paedophiles he is helping stalk children.

 

[N A R U v2]

Kiwi farms needs to add a pedophile reaction so I can just press 2 buttons any time I want to respond to a user defending Kiwi Farms' doxxing of 5 year olds.

 

[Gentlebastard]

If im autistic and can pick up on these subtle hints its as loud as an air raid siren to a normie.

I suddenly understand the luddites.

Absolutely stupid and mindless. He destroyed his own life to accomplish nothing of note (which seems to be a running theme here…)

Someone lit Ice Cube's tour bus on fire in downtown Portland and it's likely because they thought his tour bus was related to ICE. 2000s The Onion tier levels of comedy.

"Please kawaii desu Saar-chan! Please to be letting me do the needful! Please to let me be redeeming kawaii bobs and begina! Do not being a bloody benchod baka bitch, Saar-chan! I am fucking Indian! Giving to me kawaii borbs and vagani, Saar-chan! Letting me be doing the needful!"

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I'm sorry but if you get a boner from a smelly hairy man's ass you're kind of gay even if you are just trying to "assert dominance."

i actually did get the first two doses of the j&j and now my penis is a vagina?!?!

I hear in swarthoid countries its only considered gay if you are receiving

 

[tehpope]

"Gooning For Apartheid".
Now there's something I never thought I would read.

 

[often puzzled]

Is it still called "pole dancing" if it's actually a concrete support pillar, and a wheezing behemoth trying to stay standing?

 

[i440BX]

ITS ALSO 50 DEAD NIGGA BYTES BY THE WAY

 

[Aunt Carol]

I delete my online presence and do a very good job in that aspect of the scenario.

IT'S NOT TRAD HETSLOP, IT'S AN ALPHA MALE ARRANGED MARRIAGE POLITICAL AU MIMICKING THE ISRAEL-PALESTINE CONFLICT FUCK OFF

the entire point of oregon is nothing happens

 

[Laburnum]

"This is a Class 7 offer for volunteering to obtain sperm from me for the purpose of reproduction open to any human female aged 18-30 who is willing to join a parametrized romantic relationship filled with love, care and joy."

 

[Pedophobe]

People don't understand the Internet. They especially don't understand its favorite pastime; seemingly random fixations.

Heavy is the neck that bears the medallion.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

we can solve most of the government issues the world is facing with racism and sexism.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Any surface can be a cuck chair when you aren't allowed on the furniture.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

The incel to troon pipeline is made out of anime body pillows.

i can firmly affirm this dude has never even had a need to take any hormones, the ingestion of pure raw soy has made him become a chick

 

[Aunt Carol]

There are many ways in which I am a retarded nigger. You may add this one to the list.

Is this about Uncrustables?