random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Pina Colada]

rich people barely pay taxes so I didn't include that one

 

[Randall Fragg]

EDUCATION OF SCHOLASTIC LIFETIME

From the latest Chris livestream.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I Want an ARMED Crop Duster With Laser Beams!

 

[Pina Colada]

PLEASE NOTE OUR HOST IS BULLET PROOF BUT IF SOME FAGGOT DOES ANYTHING TO OUR DOMAIN WE WILL JUST BUY AND OPEN TEN MORE. WE WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY THE GAY LOVING USA FAGS.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Hyperion: so in Arkansas a 14 year old boy was raping a dog and a woman pulled a gun on him. guess who's in jail
LegoTugboat: The dog
Meat_Puppet: the gun
LegoTugboat: The state of Arkansas
LegoTugboat: Are we getting close?

*narrator voiceover* "...They were not getting close."

 

[Hellfire]

"My general disposition toward life fluctuates between annoyed Toby Ziegler from The West Wing and a capybara chilling in an onsen."

 

[CatParty]

the fact I was a Metapedia admin at all is more than you have ever achieved.

 

[Cato]

@CatParty

Congrats; you beat me to posting that here.

 

[Hellfire]

"WHO THE FUCK POSTED THIS
OWN UP
OWN UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME"

 

[cuddle striker]

Am I really this stupid? I just mentioned my planned new name for everyone here when the whole idea was to move away from your problems.

 

[AnOminous]

Thank you all for ruining my life. I thank each and everyone of you.

 

[Hellfire]

"The more we insert ourselves, as artists, the more we cheapen our art. it's no longer a piece but a reminder of ourselves. Our art becomes the reminder of "that dude was into scat, you remember that?". It's not art anymore, just an abstract kiwifarms thread."

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I'm not banned at Daily Stormer, Stormfront or Rightpedia, which are the best sites on the web.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I'm reporting this to mother!"

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"is it natural when my own essence was squirted into myself with s syringe or a turkey baster?" (sic)

-OPL

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2015_Facebook_posts#Meet_Russel_and_Cynthia

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

That brings me back to the topic, why are biowomen so unintellectual?

 

[An Ghost]

I am used to people who shit themselves and cum in Tupperware for future lesbian use.

 

[WeeGee]

"Just give it up. Once the da admins terminate your account, i'll find a way to get Null arrested. After that, the kiwi farms will never return. You have lost."

 

[Southern Belle]

I'm glad I stayed out of jail long enough to see this.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

You're all collectively too pussy to even let me speak my mind, much less actually do anything to stop me without getting a load in your pants when I raise my fucking arm at you.