random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DuskEngine]

I got out of court with a slap on the wrist but don't think that my plan to target gamers for dominance is fucking over yet.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I am still on the drawing spark.

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

In a more personal protip: don't fuck w/ me if you want to get out unscathed.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm not a bitter internet reviewer fanboy, you idiot. I'm a Pikachu ^_^

Found this message on my Wikipedia account, and I felt the need to share it.

 

[Michel]

http://wncn.com/2017/05/12/florida-...to-be-anime-character-terrorizing-9-year-old/

“We got 18-year-olds that are leaving to go off to college, 18-year-olds starting their careers, 18-year-olds sacrificing their lives, going overseas to defend our liberty and what America stands for. Then you got this moron standing out there creating a Japanese anime whatever its called,”

 

[A Skeleton]

I'm pretty sure my mother now allow me to do inflation pics. As of this month of this year, I won't allow myself to draw pregnancy or scat pics anymore because of my family.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I have several transgender friends who have educated me about many different gender identities.

 

[Cuck Norris]

 

[cuddle striker]

y'all i was just fucking around lmaooo fuck kids though! shit id rather spend my money else where

pls don't actually fuck kids.

 

[Kataomoi00]

He served in the army and was probably a baby killer

 

[Positron]

 

[Chan the Wizard]

"criminal illegal hate stalker group Kiwifarms that drove a young girl named Julie Terryberry to suicide that is now dead."

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

"Check out my Information section to see my favorite videos!" -@keksz

 

[Ambivalenz]

The person who came for you is almost defintiely a KFer, imo. Aka scum so bad most literal nazis are like "Yeah we don´t like them either"

 

[AnOminous]

Nazis don't like us because they're just yet another group we mock relentlessly.

 

[Y2K Baby]

"Also, demons hate the study of comparative religion, math, science, history, linguistics, art/music/dance, and sports (7 categories)"

"The checks-and-balances of the US Govt have held well against the Antichrists Ronald Wilson Reagan, George Bush* Jr. and now Donald Trump. We should be holding Impeachment proceedings in a few months."

"My 'direct reincarnation' after being Joan of Arc was as the gay Leonardo da Vinci."

"Why was this an exception to that rule?" "Ya."

Just some funny ones from Ol' Braddy. Too bad the thread seems to be closing, his recent posts were some of the most "" yet.

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

Nonsense! I'm one the 300 trust level 3 posters on Daily Stormer and post there every day.

 

[Mikemikev]

I'm sure I've proven my point and haven't made myself look the slightest bit stupid or cowardly.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

U GRL?

 

[CatParty]

"I accidentally started a group conversation with 3 women who all said they want to be my girlfriend. Now all are fucking other men."