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[Randall Fragg]

Donny confirmed for having a shit fetish.
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[A Skeleton]

I am not sex starved because I masturbate on a regularly basis.

 

[Staffy]

"Could you guys please stop harassing me about injecting steroids into my friends penis. It only happened the one time (twice if you count my visit to Thailand but that was different) and he assured me that it was "ok" and that all the cool kids did it."

Source

The thread

 

[CatParty]

 

[Gordon Cole]

You guys are more cynical than I am.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You are Too Good And Too Cool for Pence.

 

[CatParty]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/georg...karas-cutiephiliac.23554/page-23#post-2160447

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Fact. It is better for someone to stalk 1,000 women than to commit suicide.

 

[DZ 305]

Should have just stuck to drawing horse dicks and assholes.

 

[BlueChan]

where is ISIS when you need them the most ?

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Let's say I'm unremarkably average. Being surrounded by veritable exceptional individuals makes me feel smart and worth something, so back off.

 

[Lackadaisy]

"My mom apparently used to browse kiwifarms"

 

[Very Honest Content]

It's not the junk in your pants - it's the junk in your mind that counts.

 

[Florence]

Obviously this little boy had gotten himself involved with the big guns of Britain's organized transsexualism gangsterism body.

 

[Collections Agent]

Stop whiteknighting your child.

 

[Cato]

I sent pictures to her boyfriend of her photoshopped and described to him some of my sexual fantasies about her in order to piss him off. I think that was a sin on my part.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I'm posting these in case they weren't already added.

You make me sick! I even called you sir and saluted you because you had an uniform!

If you expect me to stay on your side from now on I want you to record a VIDEO explaining why it's OK to be attracted to little kids

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

He was so stunning in drag he turned Phil.......whatever Phil is

 

[Cato]

If however, they get me arrested and there is a trial for violation of the protective order, I will seek to subpoena Josh, as well as anyone else living in the USA who was involved in my thread that I deem relevant as a witness.

 

[cuddle striker]

I would love to defile her over and over and fill that fine young filly with my superior, caucasian babies.

-incel thread