random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

No, South Americans who like Evangelion are like caricatures and make me laugh.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I understand it is not evidence, however I have a moral and ethical standpoint not to enable the mentally retarded from doing things that even they are capable of doing

It takes a lot of work to be the gayest faggot in the bathhouse, so congrats on the super-AIDS.

 

[Tablet County]

You sound like Danny Devito dude.

it's like a skinwalker, but it just makes everything suck. a shitwalker...

The original post by @Americunt was obliterated because it was part of a slapfight, but I had a tab open from before that and thought it was funny enough to include.

Why am I not even slightly surprised the classic Internet Tough guy is from New Jersey?

 

[Pedophobe]

'Nothing ever happens" fags soon to be BTFO'd.

 

[Orphaned Punk]

Go Team Venture! The Art And Making Of The Venture Bros (2018 (Digital) (link)

Ignore me!

Spanakopita!

Your curiosity now satiated and the mystery dispelled, you move on, fat with the feeling of being “in the know.”

Don’t believe the lies! Forget the half-remembered anecdotes and cryptic scribbles! It’s still your show! Nobody will ever understand it but you!

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Nazi Horsefucker would be a great KF username.

why is your profile protected? I went there to call you a nigger outside of this thread since its off topic but I can't without DMing you (which isnt nearly as funny). please unprotect your account so I can call you slurs properly

Fuck off George Carlin's gay ghost.

Don't worry about it.
You are Jewish no-one expected you to have any morals.

Either way, I wouldn't put too much stock in his opinion on, well, anything, but especially women.

I owe Null an apology for thinking he was some retarded simp nopussy getting loser. Turns out he was way ahead of the curve on this shit.

Just to confirm, you're posting this to laugh at it, not to agree with it, right?

Sweet, my favorite schizo got a thread. Please, be gentle with him.

>blah day
>new schizo thread comes out
hooray!

 

[Dead Lion]

i mean she has a fucking point, can you guys please stop sexually harassing the retarded woman

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Don't you guys believe in Jewish pedophiles? But believing there's foul play about a dude find a gym mat when the alleged killer got family in the fbi is "you're an absolute retard".

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

A troon has literally turned orange due to Trump induced stress orange eating

The final stage of TDS is morphing into Donald Trump

 

[skunt]

The money should be reallocated to TTD research.

 

[Cnidarian]

This arc is like if Rachel Dolazel spent all that time and effort on pretending to be French for social clout instead of black.

 

[Tablet County]

A fucking CHART has buck broke you. This is why you have no game.

The catboy enjoyers among us unironically think you can birth new chuds from men's assholes.

I like anime and even I'm started to think anime was a mistake.

So his hatred of minorities trumps his hatred of women.

Mods are deleting my sick bants and depriving me of updoots. I'm about to have a fucking stroke. I know that was you trombonistsa.

Are you allegeding that some organ harvesting cult harvested this kid's organs, and then embalmed him on school property only to leave his harvested and embalmed body on said property as evidence of their crimes?

Everyday I grow more schizophrenic and racist

Do you think if Anne Frank had found a Tomar emerald she could've killed Hitler?

This is a troll thread. Take it back or I'll kick your ass.

 

[Rotollo 2]

My dream is for Anisa to become a deathfat while Ian wastes away being forced to eat a single, tiny dry cookie for every meal.

 

[Tablet County]

"He brought up Star Trek again. Kill me."

"I want to suck your booze and chicken wings."

 

[Click reply to view]

I guess Ralph and his book have something in common, not coming in May.

 

[Rembrandt]

If I had to choose between my tazer and a pack of cigarettes, I'd take the pack.

Can we all give Saber a round of applause for being the first cartoon reviewer to be accused of just normal rape and not anything involving a minor. This is showing some real progress in the cartoon reviewing community.

 

[Pedophobe]

There's no pedophilia, bestiality, incest, terrorism. It's just pure, unfiltered, raw AUTISM.

 

[Meat Target]

SIR HAVE YOU CONSIDERED... BEING MORE POLITE TO THE TURKISH PEDOPHILE WORSHIPPERS ABUSING YOUR LEGAL SYSTEM TO CENSOR LEGAL COMMENTARY ON A SEXPEST TRANNY????

no! i have not!

faggot

 

[Gentlebastard]

Being embraced by a drama class is an L of the highest order.

Is this a rage-bait post? I felt rage building up when I read this.

I really should have fucking known better, but I opened the thread at work while eating breakfast. There really is no getting desensitized about this. Never again. Empty stomach and dinner mints as a precaution is a must.

I've tried to explain Russ to him, but I'm not even sure he believes me.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Everyday I grow more schizophrenic and racist