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I do. It's similar to Becky Gerber's fake Judaism. Like Becky, Zach wants to be special and get into Internet arguments.
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But why Lutheranism?
Oppression Olympians like Becky love to claim Judaism because there are cool-looking accessories, you can branch out and cause a fuss with dietary restrictions or modesty, all that historical persecution to distract people with, uhhh Sandy Koufax.
If you ask a Xitter person about Lutheranism, their association is going to be the Reformation and/or hotdish, not the urge to apologize or Venmo Zach some money.
This arc is like if Rachel Dolazel spent all that time and effort on pretending to be French for social clout instead of black.
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The T-factor. Lutherans are more open to rainbow shit.
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Has Mister Jones actually got himself baptized, or does he just "identify" as Lutheran?
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“I know this face btw”
Suddenly the self professed autist with an inability to read emotions is now an expert on facial expressions. Savant syndrome sure is amazing!
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He'll lose interest long before the church considers him a candidate for baptism.Has Mister Jones actually got himself baptized, or does he just "identify" as Lutheran?
The Vatican arranged for a "oppressed group" to pay final respect to Bergoglio. That group included troons.
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Enough already. But if you want more about his anti-Vatican screed, here's another thread.
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Sick burn!
Despite the UK Supreme Court judgement, the Girl Guides are allegedly determined to protect male sex pests.
Zach sounds angry. Has he try throwing things around? Don't worry, if he break things Heather will buy new things for him.
No my dear EHRC: you are the abnormal party; transsexuals are the normal ones!
The WPATH leaks, which is old news.
I don't think Zach knows what "conflict of interest" means.
Some judge was arrested by the FBI for allegedly abetting an illegal. A&N.
Don't you want a vice president with 213 IQ?
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More about the time Zach deliberately flunked all tests to spite Evil Stepmom. It was the time Zach discovered another superpower besides stuffing two dozen sharpies up his ass.
More family lore, this time from the "good side".
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While most politicians are worthless wastes of carbon the world would be better without, they generally have a list of qualifications longer than "can stick a tub of tennis balls up my ass", which is all Zach has to offer.
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Last month, praying to a fucking snake.
This month, seriously referring to "we" and "us" as a Protestant Christian.
No altar call necessary, just some social media slapfights. it's tempting to call it a miracle!
This is the entertainment I come to KF for: trannies preaching snake religion who convert to Lutheran over a week's time, without even leaving the squalor they live in.
Next week? Next month? My wife says Episcopalian but they are pretty high class for Zack. But this is all Pretendsville, so I think Canterbury has an even chance to last longer than Wittenburg, but we'll see.
Me and the wife now betting on Zack, as we do on NFL and MLB.
This month, seriously referring to "we" and "us" as a Protestant Christian.
No altar call necessary, just some social media slapfights. it's tempting to call it a miracle!
This is the entertainment I come to KF for: trannies preaching snake religion who convert to Lutheran over a week's time, without even leaving the squalor they live in.
Next week? Next month? My wife says Episcopalian but they are pretty high class for Zack. But this is all Pretendsville, so I think Canterbury has an even chance to last longer than Wittenburg, but we'll see.
Me and the wife now betting on Zack, as we do on NFL and MLB.
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Zach needs to read more fiction, because his savant-level male STEM brain won't tell him that, narratively, the next step in this arc should be finding some snake-handling Pentecostals.
It goes with his "self-destruction" bragging, too. Put up or shut up.
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As a non-autist, off the internet, I long to know what food tastes like. Sure some people just shovel slop in their mouth as quick as possible, but he honestly thinks people can't recognize when the food they eat changes? It's funny when his autistic superpowers are revealed to be shit normal people do.
Oh, Zach would handle plenty of snakes if anyone would respond to his grindr profile.
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He's not an autist, he's just a regular antisocial idiot.
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Zinnia Jones puts out a lot of 888 and it's up to chroniclers to document all the dumb shit Jones says.
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Thank you for using this term. I'd never heard it before and the 3rd link in my search brought me to a schizo subreddit.
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Perhaps because no one else in his sphere is going for it? Now he doesn't have to compete with other troons for attention with his fake religiosity.
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ten bucks says this has something to do with all the tranny sperging about the pope’s death. But Zack’s going to get bored with this really fast imo or get into a hissy fit when he realizes that even the “open and accepting” parishes don’t really want to hear about nonstop troonery and how many cheap knives you carry around. He’d get mad at the priest and be like “why don’t you discuss trans issues more?! Talk about my penis or you’re complicit in the genocide.”
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RDS
Lithgow's "very good friend" should tell her abused child to get over it -- but if she had any sense she would not troon out her kid in the first place.
Yes, Zach is cyberstalking Rowling.
You can use your child to blackmail another person. No wonder why Munchausen-by-proxy is so popular among some women.
Zach is curious as to how Topamax causes weight loss
He follows with some case studies on DNP mortality.
Lithgow's "very good friend" should tell her abused child to get over it -- but if she had any sense she would not troon out her kid in the first place.
Yes, Zach is cyberstalking Rowling.
You can use your child to blackmail another person. No wonder why Munchausen-by-proxy is so popular among some women.
Zach is curious as to how Topamax causes weight loss
He follows with some case studies on DNP mortality.
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Zach will never be a woman, but he's a fag, meaning he has the mind of a very shallow woman. He understands aesthetics, not content. Someone like him saw all the pomposity that was the Pope's funeral and thought "I wanna that too".
Thing is, not even us Catholics get to participate in that. That's a privilege reserved only for a few priests and the Cardinals as their official title is "Prince". All the "minorities" invited were carefully selected and I doubt they had space for a guy who became famous for using horse-size dildos.
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Zach is the troon version of "I STUDIED THE BLADE" meme.