random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spectate]

"This has content that will clog up your tube"

 

[Dr. Butt]

Is there anything sadder than thirst-trap pictures with a car that isn’t even yours?

Aside from a dangling gunt that looks like a pair of massive inflated balls, that is

She sounds like someone who would write fanmail covered in her pubic hair using period blood to Theodore Bundy.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Jesus fucking christ she has the jowls of a fat hentai rapist and the body of a menopausal vegan

Anyone perusing my search history is going to equal parts baffled, horrified and amused

That's a level of adorableness I am unequipped to handle. My dark and frostworn heart just experienced warmth for the first time in ages.

She thinks she's being clever, but she just sounds like donald duck having an aneurysm.

"With this gape I can easily fit several dicks in my mouth at one time! Wanna see?"

The most charitable interpretations:
>God’s a sadistic dick who wants to prolong Jack’s suffering via poor health/the spell of the wendigo
>God’s a sadistic, yet humorous dick who’s keeping Jack alive to serve as a source of ridicule for us

>hack a website
>embed toohooo music
this is so 2000s it soothes my old gay retarded soul

 

[Tablet County]

Shut the fuck up Clifford.

I am a genetic freak. I am a retarded genius.

Null will or won't ban you for whatever reason real or perceived based solely on feels. It's not Tom Anderson's MySpace here. Expecting consistency is optimistic. Just say or do whatever until we're all gone lol

You're awful judgy for a guy who wants to genetically engineer women to have sex with you

THE FARMS IS UNDER SIEGE
UNDER LOCKDOWN
4 CHAN NIGGERS ROLLING UP IN FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS

This gopnik ass mother is probably called some shit like Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Why do you have a retarded Latina sex slave?

Don't... mind her.

 

[Laburnum]

"she said she's a sweet baby fawn that loves to frolic and play in the forest wtf does that even mean does she want to fuck me or not wtf"?

 

[Dr. Butt]

The FtM jewish tiktok hitler with an egg-laying fetish? Or is this a different trans hitlerkin

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

STOP WEAPONIZING BEST GIRL AGAINST ME

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

This is like 9/11 but from the terrorists' view point.

 

[DickMain]

"I don't care at all" he says as he spends half an hour reading every post.

 

[Speedrunner]

How are Japanese people so "technologically advanced" yet so subhumanically degenerate at the same time?

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

You lost
KF lost
T&Hsissies lost
Lidl lost (money lol)
BP lost
MHT lost
Women lost (forever)
Welper lost
GAG lost
Mormonism lost
New Jersey lost
DMfags lost
Telegram gooners lost
Shippers lost
You will never find a partner online
You are fat and ugly
You have no filter and no shame
Your internet hygeine is yucky
You wasted $20 on a meme
You paid $20 to troll someone
You lost $20 for a nothingburger
Love is NOT in the air
Cupid is burning in hell with all his hellenic pagan demon brothers
Mormonism and Judaism are dying out
Military men all have AIDS + vaxxed
Ghost is not real
Joshua Graham is not real
Joseph Smith is burning in hell
New Jersey and Utah are the worst states in the union
@mitsuba :3 is laughing at you
@mitsuba :3 will always be more successful than you
Watermelons will ALWAYS be tasty as fuck
Gossip is gay
And so is your mom

Peter: N
Lois: I
Meg: G
Chris: G
Stewie: E
Brian: R

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[Chickenpolar]

“I need AMERICAN medicine, I want to go home!!”

 

[WhoBusTank69]

The disagreement is simple, management wanted her to actually stream and she didn't.

 

[Pedophobe]

damn you know your website fucking sucks when it has more active reports than unique users

I'm starting to get a bit tired of winning all the time.

It's been a terrible week for jannies

 

[tehpope]

Holy shit you waited like twenty days to post this reply, are you that assmad

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

You post like you're allergic to pussy

 

[Meiwaku]

How did you dumb bitches go 11 pages without posting Mitch McConnell? He looks like a sex offending turtle.

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Hush, child. The adults are discussing your incontinence.

>discovers Zoey
>immediately powerlevels
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME!

CHONK is for CATS, not for PEOPLE MORMONS

He's poor and I would not do trade with them

A Kiwi Farms love story as old as time. Girl likes boy, boy likes girl. Girl gets paid to leak dms
It's all so romantic

LOBSTERS DO IT OKAY. LOBSTER BRAINS ARE STRUCTURED AS A CRYING WOJAK WEARING SMUG WOJAK MASK

Are you really complaining about degeneracy on a porn board?

2. First she said no, then 4 minutes later she said yes even though she didn't know what "T&H"

My favorite part of the DM'S was when Welper said "It's mormin time" and mormed all over Generic Anime Girl.

A man's hand was thoughtlessly doxed and you're laughing.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Aww shit nigga, bitch does rhyme with bitch

 

[Niggolash]

If you mix bleach and vinegar it'll create a cure for your retardation