Family Guy roleplaying club - The ultimate thread to pretend your a family guy!!!

[Fishnumm]

Rules

You gotta format your posts like

Peter - hey Lois I'm going to the clam with the guys tonight
Lois - No petah your not because I'm a fucking cunt

Do this so we know who your trying to be thanks

 

[Fishnumm]

Joe - ah god i wish i could walk again

 

[dramamine]

hey guys fat lois here. knock it off with all the shenanigans im busy eating food and drinking wine and some other stuff

 

[Fishnumm]

brian the dog - i would fuck fat louis because im a piece of shit libtard

 

[Pee Cola]

Peter, Lois, Chris, Stewie and Brian in unison - Shut up, Meg!

 

[dramamine]

brian what the fuck thats my mom you fucking fool hyou are a piece of shit libtard and a dog

 

[Fishnumm]

meg - I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF!!! BECAUSE I AM FAT AND UGLY AND ANNOYING
peter - lois when did we get a talking ferret?!?

 

[We Are The Witches]

Stewie: ooooh, let me some of that cool hwip!
Brian: some of that what?
Stewie: some of that cool hwip.
Brian: you mean cool whip?
Stewie: yeah, cool hwip, that's what I said.
Brian: ok but why did you... say that again?
Stewie: cool hwip.
Brian: yeah, that, why do you pronounce it like that?
Stewie: I don't know what you're talking about Brian, I just want some cool hwip.
Brian: ok, say cool whip.
Stewie: cool hwip.
Brian: cool whip.
Stewie: cool hwip.
Brian: cool whip.
Stewie: cool hwip.
Brian: cool whip.
Stewie: cool hwip.
Brian: say cool.
Stewie: cool.
Brian: say whip.
Stewie: whip.
Brian: cool whip.
Stewie: cool hwip.
...

 

[Tablet County]

Hi I'm an atheist.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Peter: I hate niggers

 

[Fishnumm]

i am flying to the jewish space laser to kill stewie before he ruins our alliance with the nergos

 

[Ventrue]

Peter: N
Lois: I
Meg: G
Chris: G
Stewie: E
Brian: R

 

[Laburnum]

Hey it's me, Brian Guy.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

Seamus - That's how I lost me arms in Bakhmut Brian from family guy, twas fighting for the reddit legion. How come you never enlisted

 

[dramamine]

adam west- hey guys its adam west im texting lois and she says shes gonna divorce peter and take the kids LOL

 

[Dysnomia]

Stewie - Hwil Hwheaton

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Hey Peter, REMEMBER THE TIME?

 

[W00K #17]

Free honey for everyone!

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Gayest shit ever. That being said:

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

HEY HEY LOIS
REMEMBER WHEN