random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Big Nasty]

Friedrich Nietzsche is a philosopher for gay homosexual men and fat people.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If it was a drawing of a dead cat with it's gut cut open and you're beating your meat to it, its a fuckin problem.

You can force a child to literally eat your shit while you fuck them in the ass and they could do nothing about it.

Have you ever held hands with a fat woman? They are soft.

HUMILIATED BY HAVING TO CLEAN THE SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF HER OWN ASS.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

That feel when you minmax worldly suffering to reap maximum humility and poverty in spirit for the biggest gains in heaven.

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

I missed the part where Jesus said,
"tho shall fuck 500 pound fat chicks"

> Father please, you gotta help me. When we go to see the walrus's at the zoo, my dick gets hard.

 

[legtard respecter]

You’re giving attention to an attention whore, thank you for feeding the trolls, which is very similar to a feeder fetish,which I have.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Okay I guess. I like fat chicks. You got me!

 

[Spectate]

This cellular data needs to understand I am currently in an extremely bloody war with KiwiFarms and it cannot go bad on me.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Nothing about it makes sense. Last year he was begging for canning supplies on top of everything. I don’t know what it’d be for instead, but “a glowie needs to move my sperm across the Atlantic” is one of the more out there grifts that I’ve seen in a good time.

Most women pee disgustingly loudly. They usually sound like they are trying to erode the porcelain away. Full force, no finesse like a mare while piss splashes on the underside of the ring.

We men on the other hand have infinite variations. Do we go for the middle the water to establish presence, half and half to not annoy other patrons but still showing non-homosexuality or stealthily at night by going for the side and achieving complete silence. It is, of course, also physically possible to piss sitting down but that is reserved for a subpopulation of germans and swedes.

Pol Pot had the right idea about people with glasses.

Hacking is whenever somebody uses technology to upset you, even if you can block them or turn it off.

lesbianism should only be a performative act to entertain your husband

Secular explanation: Misery and/or self loathing signaling.

Non secular explanation: Demonic possession.

Burned down the entire Gayborhood

Coin slot pussy and all.

...You've thought about this a lot, haven't you?

Someone after my own heart and ass.

English, defiler of moms, do you speak it?

Okay, I happen to have an extensive archive of media which includes the entire Andy Griffith show

The only thing crazier than getting your genitals mutilated is trying to get a discount on it.

Not every problem can be solved with an orgy, man.

Listen.
LISTEN.
I keep my autism for fighter gets, giant robots and trains in check on this fucking forum. I pray for the strength every time one of those topics pop up. But today, I'm going to slip. JUST a little.

How the fuck is this stealth bomber looking nightmare going to be cheaper than the F-22?

 

[Law]

They’ll interrogate him within a circle of toothpaste. “WHERE’S THE PROSCIUTTO!?”

 

[Tablet County]

My life has been swirling down the drain for at least 15 years, and a large reason for this is the fall of the west.

Referencing Hitler in any capacity is the journalistic equivalent of pronouns in bio.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

I've been MKUltra programed to think all women are actually men pretending to be women.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Stop fighting with HHH.

Enjoy the pink triangle

I see no grown men wearing Adidas sweatsuits. I feel like that'd be the first sign we were secretly conquered by Russia.

I’m like Cinderella, nigga. If they can’t love me afterwards despite the many times I shot ropes on them in their nice homes in front of their pets at their place just because my ikea furniture is questionable, then they don’t deserve me or my inner beauty. Thus, the eternal struggle.

 

[Betonhaus]

I can't get through a single post of yours without being reminded that, yes, you want to fuck grandmas

 

[WelperHelper99]

BTW, unsurprisingly Hitler also knew about this trick of the Jew, as he wrote -

 

[MatrixMustDie]

do you think you're less likely to have sex with men the more gay porn you watch?

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

This thread is like the Elephant's Foot of autism. Just makes people called out boil alive due to the raw stupidity.

 

[Spectate]

i dont melt down
i put losers in their place

 

[Lords Greatsword]

What a horrible time to be literate

God gives his gayest battles to his dumbest retards.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

What kind of mega turbo molestation is required to develop this level of behavior.

See, why don't trolls harass people like him? If you're going to harass anyone, harass a lolicon. Leave my favorite retards alone.

First they came for the lolicons and I said nothing. Next they came for the porn. Then they came for ME. Fucking cringe.

There's now 1 nigger in Amtarctica being responsible for 100% of all violent crime ever on the entire continent

I don't say this often, but I think everyone with more than 5 posts in the Vtuber thread should be fed into a woodchipper.

Weird to want to be humiliated like that but could you shut the fuck up until then?

See this is the problem you will never overcome. You are, in fact, a literal retard. You don't think you're retarded but that's just a common side effect of being a retard.

You are a faggot, I hope you run over your feet with a lawnmower.

Welcome, to sock warfare. Where the stickers don't matter and we laugh at speds.

Whoever the retard is, I just want you to know I'm not reading any of that. I'm here for the mockery.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

CORRECTION: Turns out he's still among the living.