random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Bill Evans 45]

At least in the bunkers in Greenland we won't have to read Tiny Tim, Fucked by a Space Octopus or whatever nonsense he's written.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Ugh, you sound like a fag, prolly cause you're a girl; faggots don't use Kiwifarms. Keep your Wrangler fantasies to yerself. I do hope y'all stay mad that Elon keeps on winning.
Punk ASS Bitches

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Nobody reads Mein Kamph, Hitler was a shit writer

Funny you say that, one guy in my AoE2 group who is a terminal gooner with an incurable case of yellow fever had a meltdown in voice chat one night because he said that the Asian tag on the porn sites he goes to has more and more poojeet porn in it, or to be precise it's poojeetas either with a poojeet or a nigger.

That copper plate of tranny juice, that brings back memories. The whole "treating it like a cult" discussions, good times.

Phil: I'm going to set myself on fire in a symbolic protest!
Also Phil: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME IT BURNS?

every day another few hundred thots are going to register accounts to see if their spread butthole will make them a millionaire.

Get your shitty Honda Civic or Toyota Corolla out of the way, you filthy commoner.

Can't you see the Lincoln Town Car or Chevy Suburban carrying your betters!

Get on the metro where you belong.

They really are like the meme of Manray trying to give Patrick his wallet back.

I just want to say I'm very proud of you for trying to use punctuation and paragraphs.

Then again I'm someone who's a trans inclusionary radical misogynist

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

reddit was still pretty based

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's payday and I fucking love Björk.

Grant application deadlines don't give a shit if you're in hospital refusing to poo.

I think politics make her horny.

Did you get clit necrosis?

I am still holding onto resentment about stew.... 14 years later. So much rage I can't even really think about the event, or describe it here (also because I have seethed about it up and down the country, and the details would be enormously identifiable)

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

This is a safe space, you can say niggers.

 

[DickMain]

It's actually impressive how he manages to look like an absolute, utter retard just sitting there doing nothing. It's like he's emanating retard rays in every direction.

 

[Dead Lion]

Think of all the armless neko boys who are waiting for you with open... Umm... Just do it, faggot.

 

[Cnidarian]

 

[Pedophobe]

Batman, but disabled and retarded and only fights people who are opposed to prostitution.

The only people more autistic than lolcows are the people who study them.

Not sure if it’s pathetic or funny but it’s a bit of both.

 

[Doxmatix]

Autism, Gorl World, and Ravioli.

Make it stop! Too retarded

Got addicted to Xanax and alcohol, fled to Mexico, now yells into a tin can on Rumble.

"Damn, man, I wish I could see this new Captain America capeshit movie in theaters too, but my wife get fat out of nowhere and she maybe has cancer and is infertile."

I can't tell who's alogging who anymore

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

"you want me to write you a prescription for an inhaler? nah, just fuckin' breath, nigger."

 

[Tablet County]

they'll use crispr on a latinx to make george droyd but white o algo asi

 

[Pube Dandruff]

Dude really expected to wake up looking like the porn he wanks over every day. The unbelievable delusion of these gullible idiots

SRS thread in a nutshell (so to speak).

 

[Dead Lion]

This reminded me of a line from the book Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter (No, really)

 

[Maki Harukawa]

She doesn't need to, her green beret stepdad is more than enough when it comes to scaring those trolls away

why is my mom telling me to try nicotine patches for my autism

 

[Gentlebastard]

How do you stop someone from being an author? Do you sever their fingers?

How does he fuck up so often? I’m not a thread regular, but somehow every time I check in I see a typo.

No, stalker. Child. I’m speaking. In complete sentences. Always am. You. Are. N’t. Enjoy grammar.

I never thought I could see something even more depraved and pathetic than a Passport bro and yet here we are.

You think he does the grocery shopping? No, he's in a light beer/meatloaf daze most of the time. He might go to the liquor store or a gas station to pick up beer, but I'd bet that's as far as he goes.

 

[Harm]

Once again,I hate anime,but I have a fat fetish. I can like the fat fetish part and hate the anime part. Personally I wish there wasn’t an anime component. It’s like a hair in your soup. I like the soup but I hate the hair. Unfortunately on a nip majority art site there’s going to be a lot of hairs in a lot of soups. Simple as.

 

[Axiom.]

The fat fetish is worse than the anime by a infinite degree.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I hate anime and I love fat chicks sorry.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/604056