random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JustSomeDong]

"your short and am immigrant? idk maybe join the military or become a femboy" - REAL REDDITOR ADVICE

The Irish are Drunken Potato Niggers, but I still like em.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Remember when real life didn’t resemble a 4chan post?

Fortunately the languages are dissimilar enough to make funneling all the Canadians into camps easier.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I’m not fat but being naked is luxurious.

 

[Justice Tony]

God I fucking love you N Word boi.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Allah appeared to me in a dream and said "My son, inshallah, stop wanting to have sex with alligators, nine year olds are better."

 

[Cnidarian]

Hear me out. Communism would be way more popular if hollywood put out movies about a gigachad working man saving his catgirl wife from the evil pigfaced bourgeois.

 

[Radola Gajda]

In many ways, it’s like the Tolkien of pedophilia.

 

[30+GameOvers]

@grok is josh potty trained?

Source:

We're back at the potty shit again

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Everything she says or does is a cope and if her retardation was cured overnight she would probably kill herself on the spot.

Just stop admitting to having a diaper fetish, and soon enough no one will know you have a diaper fetish.

Of course, you're less murdered if your murderer is autistic and had mean mommy. Everyone knows this.

Alexa play circus music.

I for the life of me, cannot imagine going on line, to a site as public as X/Twitter, and broadcasting my fetishes to the world, and I'm a boring prude who thinks people who hold hands before marriage are degenerate whores.

There's some layers to this retardation.

My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

Shame he hasn't lost the weight, but at least he'll have a heart attack doing something he loves.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

By their side she will stay until jer jhronic jrritability jat jhat jor jeplacing jvery jirst jord jith jhe jetter j jauses jer jo jraduate.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Welcome to the Sektur, where the blackest man is the least nigger.

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

I was not raped by clowns but my Dutch grandfather would touch my private area for some reason.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I'm here for dead kids; what are you here for?

Anyway long story short he couldn't have been my real past self because I’m not dead. So I’m not worried.

 

[CaddestSlown]

The guest musical act was Against Me! - that tranny led punk band with wholesome songs talking about God's thick cock. Another optics win!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Can you dox 'book him based off of his asshole pics?

 

[JustSomeDong]

Tanya’s Island (1980) is definitely the best Sasquatch rape movie ever made.

 

[Gentlebastard]

You can stop a retard from sticking his dick in the class pencil sharpener only so many times before you throw up your hands and just start betting on how badly he is going to hurt himself this time

If this world is going to hell, lets at least make it entertaining.

Common Indian names include:
Pooja
Tippoo
Eshita
Rishit

They also roll in poo, consume it, and throw it at each other.

Did Dr. Seuss make India? Is this some psyop?

Being crucified upside down would actually be less painful than a normal crucifixion, you would die a lot quicker.

I knoweth why the Pigman oinketh.

'Tis all he has.

I translated this post with my advanced meme magic.

“Your areolas are too big! GTFO of my office!”

why does he look like an autistic 9 year old

i have never seen someone this pale before

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Exactly, and it's not like we were being told to submit to stagnation and authoritarianism under a genuinely competent system of enlightened geniuses (which, for the record, would also be bad, but at least it would be cool and sci-fi)

 

[vomitusdeux]

I only masturbate 3-4 times a week on average. And yeah, it's usually clop. But let's be honest, someone like you would be lucky to be able to cum inside of Derpy Hooves, let alone my sidepiece Starlight Glimmer.

You're coping and seething a lot there for an antifa pedo barneyfag who is attracted to cartoons for 4yr old girls

even your tulpa hates you

Who knew asking a barely legal pooner if they're bald, fat, had a girlfriend, if they know anyone that is single, and if they're devoted to the clopper kind was a bad idea in hindsight.

Tall words for a man who sliced his peepee off and won't get a job

Mommy Danburst was clear when she said no arguing to lower the age of consent after 10pm.

did you just axiom my gender

"Haha yeah I have a condition where I have to scream "I'll rape your mom" out loud in public at random, sorry. "

I would put testosterone in his happy meal.

until brown people vanish they'll keep shoving thic ladies into goyslop

Enjoy beanworld, beaner child.

British accent cannot do the fake anime child voice. She just sounds like a downie.

Can you dox 'book him based off of his asshole pics?

I refuse to believe that someone here can shitlock holmes someone's information using only a picture of their asshole.

 

[The Spoils of War]

I barely remember any of that. Anyway, Null chat banned me for a week