random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Among Us Gaming]

I have no vagina and I must beg.

 

[Gravemind]

I recognize that gay butthole.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It's true and a huge old shame for Marvel: the very very first instance of open homosexuality in a Marvel Comic publication, was that of gay rapists trying to sexually assault/gang rape Bruce fucking Banner, back when the Hulk was (as a franchise) at it's peak popularity, and at the YMCA none the less. Written by the editor in chief at that!

 

[JustSomeDong]

>Thinking about the man I could have been if I didn't eat those Fruity Pebbles back in 1995
>HFCS, red 40
>TV man said it was part of a complete breakfast
All this sanity, lost, like tears in the rain.
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[Rotollo 2]

" This very quickly went from "I hate my name I regret it" to "LOLIS GOOD TRUMP FAGS BAD."

 

[Dr. Butt]

I shoved 2 frozen grapes in my asshole and you guys were right, these do feel like ovaries!

 

[Mamimi]

I WILL AVENGE YOU, DENNIS HOF!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

why are you so insistent on torturing me with Carrots

 

[Lords Greatsword]

illinois seems like a state where youre either surrounded by corn or surrounded by blacks

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Human brains aren't set up for that many ideas all at once. You end up with migraines and Chris Chan.

These people are evil but they’re also such faggots. I want to bully John Podesta and I wanna push Marina Abramovic down a flight of stairs. They’re just fucking theatre kids but they’ve become so degenerate and evil there’s no room left for a personality.

What do you want me to do faggot? Incite a race war?

 

[Al Jolson]

 

[Dr. Butt]

but fuck all of that - if Chantal gets rabies I'm giving Josh my entire monthly salary

 

[frozen_runner]

Protect European rape gangs from Putinanical aggression.

Lair Liar pussy on fire!

Niggers can be very funny. Criminal, but very funny.

What's dysfunctional about wanting to be fucked in the ass while wearing a cow costume?

I need a bitch with money.

Only mess with women that pick up the check.

A monkey paw wish: You get called a nigger and get a free car, but it's an EV.

I liked Kanye before he was a racist, I loved him when he became racist.

im not reading that giant wall of text, but i love women

Meet the poo
Get the screw
Bobs and vagene
No redeem

The toilet witches are our greatest line of defense against the India menace. Their bravery shall be rewarded once the great flush is achieved.

Aliens are real and no one cares except the gooners.

 

[Meat Target]

Even Louisiana, considering what it is, is not completely unaware of the existence of the Constitution.

 

[CaddestSlown]

is that furry tom of finland art

 

[Staphylococcus aureus]

Fat bullies like you are the reason all the hot women hide in Japan and Poland now.

 

[neger psykolog]

Whose the edgy furfag and why isn't he fursucuted?

John Doe gets by purely on posting good takes 90% of the time and frankly I haven't cared enough to say anything about how he uses blatantly sexual furry porn as his avatar until he started posting it in his posts for no reason.

 

[Cnidarian]

Men who buy sex dolls have always weirded me out, but seeing the other photos really made me sick. I quite literally feel terrible for an inanimate object.

 

[Oliver Onions]

They have security kick out a group of guys dressed as Garfield, just in case one of them might be Sam Hyde.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I once saw someone describe the guillotine as the funko pop of execution methods. Somehow I’m inclined to agree.

These things are just honeypots for catching troons so I don't know what you expected. The troon rendering plant is in the back of the store, don't eat the gingerbread cookies, you will pass out and be thrown in the cauldron too.

There's no reason why he can't be both greedy and retarded.

If MLK Jr and Malcolm X saw this shit they'd probably reform the KKK themselves.