random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JustSomeDong]

"You can smell em in the dark, run them over with your rickshaw"

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

Noodlewhore i will NOT use your dirty chopsticks you shoved up your ass before.

They didn't inject him with sopa do macaco which is uma delicia and would've counteracted the gayness from the butterfly in his chakras which was killing him with homo thoughts.

I am a doctor.

 

[Nopenopenope]

people who don’t respect the bey deserve the blade.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Super fans? You mean fucking retards right?

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

But G-d forbid a boy have an actual have a vagina.

 

[mindlessobserver]

It's worth asking now: What, exactly, does Greer think he can move for sanctions on against Hardin now? Previously (last month), he was harping on the "violation" of the SPO:
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and engaging in this "don't sanction me and I won't sanction you" threat. But now that he has finally accepted that no such violation occurred, because he was being a retard and refusing to read the SPO, what does he think he can file sanctions on now, per today's email? What bogus grounds does he think he has at this point
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Please expect my motion for sanctions forthvoming.

 

[Aunt Carol]

wtf is this shit
fag poets used to be based

Chin up, bud. I'm autistic as fuck and found a woman who doesn't mind when I sperg about 40K lore. I will never cheat on her.

"Meow. I see you are eating food. What is that? You seem to like it. Smells interesting. I want some. Can I have some? I probably won't like it, but give me some. Just one piece. Maybe I'll make you think I ate it, but I'll really just chew it a couple times and stealthily spit it out on the floor somewhere for you to step in later. Ya know, eating in front of me without offering me any is fucking rude, so let's see how you like it if I hover around you shoving my face in your bowl making sure my asshole is directly in your line of sight at all times. Bon appetit, you fuck. I mean meow."

 

[Gentlebastard]

For some reason, this type of headline never happens to racist people.

Fucking CERN stole all the protons...

He sounds like a serial killer shopping for dressers to stuff bodies in.

Girls that can say "fuck your faggoty peer pressure" should be first choice when selecting a mate

I remember fondly my kitchen being chock full of eggs when i didn't need that many, and no eggs to be found on the coop when i needed some. Fucking chickens were blueballing me, dude

I fear him rolling down the sidewalk and crushing small children in prams.

Be on topic, or kill yourselves.

Thank you.

There was this episode of Maury Povich that aired over 20 years ago that has stayed with me.

 

[Metamorpho]

I just got banned from a discord server for posting the Chuck Berry video. You know the one.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

100% the CCP has to have video of Schiff sucking off a ten year old

 

[reactionary]

Here comes

Plaintiff​

Forthvomiting

his​

plights​

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

a fucking crack head hit me with a ridding lawnmower.

 

[Windy Moors]

So, do we still call them glowniggers if Kash gets in?

Call em' Glowjeets' now.

Glowcurry has a good ring to it.

I like ShineJeet. Or SparkleJeet. They don't glow, they glimmer from all the trash particles caked into their skin like glitter.
RadiantRajis.

Federal Bobs Inspector

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I'm a histrionic homosexual exhibitionist and even I find this inapropriate.

 

[AllieKat]

Behold utter lolbert retardation.

As if Trump actually gives a flying fuck. Dude had four years and did fucking nothing about the problem other than bitch. If the druglords disappear, the need for Trump will also disappear.

Dude could've just created a "red light zone" where drugs are legal, and have the Federales tax that shit. That would've strangled the druglords' empires in a single stroke, just as how re-legalizing booze killed the mob's hold on it during the Prohibition era.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Being a dirty bum is Geno's super-power.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

the dainty hands rubbing on the flopdog are such a turn on

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I can only pray that part of Trump’s plan to save America is to genocide all Redditors.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Molestiny

 

[Disc]

I'm not stuck in here with you, I'm stuck in here with me.