random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tablet County]

You know, those infamous San Diego MAGA Chuds.

I think it was sun tsu who said in the art of war “One man bussy, easy. One woman, hard. Life is unfair, lmao.”

I do not know why, but I read this story in a Kermit the Frog's voice and it made it 146% better.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

'DEATH BY CUM’ COMES FROM PURE INBRED BLOODLINE! DAD IS TRIPLE XXX MURDER INFANTICIDE MOM CUM DUMPSTER! ‘CUM DUMPSTER’ IS DAUGHTER OF ‘TRIPLE MURDER INFANTICIDE’ BRED BACK TO HER DAD! DON’T MISS THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO LOCK IN ‘DEATH BY CUM!’”

 

[not william stenchever]

Shut the fuck up you fucking faggots. Suck dick at home.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Niggerfaggot. Also, I am (Man In A Dress), sewage. Yes. Correct. I am a "nigger." I am a "nigger" and I am proud. I would rather be a "nigger" THAN (((SEWAGE))) LIKE (YOU), (((MOTHERFUCKER!!!))) Also check my jewtube account because I updared it with more optimal hyperbolic dismissing of your sewage!

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

Winning a debate against a troon is no more glorious than winning a boxing match against a hamster.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

“people have become my special interest now”

 

[The Noise]

She also has a documented history with the Biden Campaign...and the Gay Nigger Association of America.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Yes. Correct. I am a "nigger." I am a "nigger" and I am proud. I would rather be a "nigger" THAN (((SEWAGE))) LIKE (YOU), (((MOTHERFUCKER!!!)))

 

[CaddestSlown]

This snowflake better have a good excuse, like 3 clowns erupted from the cake and raped him

The Dutch were defective Germans that got pushed to the lowlands where they were supposed to drown, but some alien or time traveller thought it would be funny to teach them to build dams

"ELON MUSK IS A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY, SMOOTHSKIN."

IM SO SAAAAAAAAAD
MY STEP DAAAAAAAAD
NEVER GAVE ME ENOUGH ATTENTION

 

[The Spoils of War]

They are known as Sreggin.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Autistic problems require autistic solutions

 

[Aunt Carol]

I actually have a proper Amish Shoefly pie sitting on my desk that I’ll photograph later for reference.

"Let's take it outside, buddy (*＞ω＜*)♡ *farts cutely*"

My Level 1 nonbinary sex worker will remain Level 1 forever.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

So Heil Hitler I guess.

 

[Gentlebastard]

“Letting strange men into my kid’s life who will totally not make them call them Uncle Badtouch doesn’t mean I’m a bad parent”

Yes, yes you are. You’re a selfish cunt and I hope you die from vaginal sepsis

They should put his pictures in processed goods labels like they do it with cigarettes

You can even hear she giggling in some videos while she craft unholy abominations in the kitchen. But yeah, she's actually very likeable

Sam Hyde literally agrees with me on this point, you'd know that if you were a true fan

This page is illegal in Brit*n.

It's exactly as bad as I hoped for and wanted.

AHAHAHAHAHA
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*Breathes in
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Aerosolize some Dawn. My hypothesis is contact with soap particles would make a Pajeet melt like the wicked witch. Sure you'd be left with a pile of poop, but it's for science.

Autistic problems require autistic solutions

 

[Rotollo 2]

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Lmao the judge has to be told what “gooning” means it’s always hilarious when Internet slang has to be explained in the courtroom.

The word "gooner" is slang for something for someone who is deeply engaged in excessive adult X-rated content consumption, sometimes in a compulsive or excessive manner.

 

[Mister Mint]

"My brother had his finger up my ass while I was fucking my sister. Then my mother starts twisting my nipples while my dad starts teaching me how to jerk off."

"That's a great act. What do you call it?"

"Mr Rogers of the Internet"

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Being skeptical of Zionism is tricky because you have unlikable schizos on one side and Jewish trickery on the other.

I feel responsible now for people telling him to kill himself and it's a bad feel, I was having a good time laughing at him and I'd like to go back to that please.

I deleted the posts because other people were jumping to the same conclusion I did and telling him to kill himself, which may or may not be warranted but probably not because of this video in particular.

Honestly you should have just stuck to being a flat-earther

Ok, but why are you wearing a fucking diaper rn dude?

You're right he should shave everything except the unibrow.

Log. Off.

It’s more fun if he stays logged in

I argue for a compromise, he only logs in so we can poke him with a stick.

 

[Stan]

Me PLing around here about the state of my breasts is normal. Troon boobs are not.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The only thing you accomplish by trying to rescue a drowning person is to be drowned by them first. Then they drown anyway and you end up in threads like this being mocked by dipshits like me.

"OIM IN THE CLOSET WITH MY HOIDING LOICENSE. PLEASE SAVE ME MR BOBBY"

The optimist in me hopes this is fake. The pessimist in me saw that this user also posts in German, and therefore knows this isn't the first time this person has played with their shit.

Jeremy Dooley is a human tampon.

Begging you guys to stop posting weird fetish subreddits here.

I read a Reddit story once originating from r/incest that I believe was totally real. It started with a teenage girl tying herself up to try to be a "gift" for her parents and she kept updating the OP with edits about how her parents had a talk with her and she was getting denied Internet access and sent to a long term counselor.

I guess you either die a John Redcorn or live long enough to see yourself become a Dale Gribble. Sad!

Everyone in that video looks like a freak, and shouldn't be allowed anywhere near children.

Most troons obsess about children.
This batch obsesses about alpacas

I will be in the cold hard ground before I acknowledge anything touched by Joss Whedon, and that includes his stepdaughter

Demo Ranch is the David Ferrie of the Trump assassination plot?

I BUILT FINNISH BRUTALITY I TAUGHT THE FINNISH HOW TO THROW KETTLEBELLS

Plot twist: It's about American children getting indoctrinated into having British accents.

I can abide someone having a different opinion from me, but I can't abide a bitch.

Can we just agree that modern cartoon writers and animators are clearly not qualified nor in their right mind to talk about periods to impressionable young children?

The Japanese gave us dickgirls, they're capable of it.

Sorry, but I'm still not paying for your busted, broken, shitass site filled with retards, scammers, niggers, and retarded scamming niggers. I don't care how """based""" you nigger worshipping wiggers pretend to be on social media.

 

[LifeAlert]

Courtesy of @spaztocate9000 in sneedchat:

I barely follow the rackets, he creeps me out

like in an ickabob crane kinda way