💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I like to think I'm somewhat knowledgeable when it comes to the Pattyverse Expanded Waistline Universe, but Jesus Christ I look away for 5 days, and all hell breaks loose. There are hundreds of new threads at Ona, some with a thousand replies. Could a kind soul help me untangle this mess?

1) Was the pajeet-honduran ultra-hacker-but-legal ultimately a real person, or a fantastic bit by some committed Brothermen?
2) Did Pat go to the Debtor's exam? Please say he made up some faggy excuse and didn't go, I really wanna see a "Welp, so... it turns out you CAN find love in jail in less than a week. Let me explain how I learned to Enjoy Prison (1/87)" thread.
 
I'mThePatMan! said:
1)Was the pajeet-honduran ultra-hacker-but-legal ultimately a real person, or a fantastic bit by some committed Brothermen?
2) Did Pat go to the Debtor's exam? Please say he made up some faggy excuse and didn't go, I really wanna see a "Welp, so... it turns out you CAN find love in jail in less than a week. Let me explain how I learned to Enjoy Prison (1/87)" thread.
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  1. Yes
  2. Seemingly…no.
 
I'mThePatMan! said:
1) Was the pajeet-honduran ultra-hacker-but-legal ultimately a real person, or a fantastic bit by some committed Brothermen?
2) Did Pat go to the Debtor's exam? Please say he made up some faggy excuse and didn't go, I really wanna see a "Welp, so... it turns out you CAN find love in jail in less than a week. Let me explain how I learned to Enjoy Prison (1/87)" thread.
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I’m not sure we know the definitive answer to either question.

Update: Jackie is definitely a real person.
 
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Jackie is a real person, with a decades-long history of being a horrible cunt on the internet. She also has a documented history with the Biden Campaign as well as Weev and the Gay Nigger Association of America. Her twitter account is linked to her husband's and their (shady looking) NFT business. I believe the piggytomlinson account was hers as well because she was posting forum DMs to her twitter. But she's either handed the account off to a pest, or (more likely) it's been compromised because Mrs. Cybersecurity expect used an easy password.
 
oh my god the fucking twists and turns in this thread!! keeping up with this insane fifth-dimensional rollercoaster ride is threatening to impinge on my real-life responsibilities, but i can't look away.

like others, i feel the Gemini account is the smoking gun here. something to keep in mind if this swatuation ends up being federal (which i think it might be due to interstate communication of threats & interference with lawful commerce) is that generally those guys work very, very slowly and steadily, so it might be many many months or even years before they finally spring the trap on fat & bring charges.
 
I'm Just A Worm said:
That account is definitely her. So why the fuck would she ever do this?

Could this be the most elaborate bit in Fatrick‘s saga to date?
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It isn't a bit. Jackie is a genuine retard with a history going back decades (her thread is at the link). She LARPS as some kind of super hacker and cybersecurity expert when she's a midwit at best. I have no doubt that someone managed to compromise her account and have some fun with the Pests. The Pests managed to mass report her twitter account; there's no way she'd try to make her account an OnA bit after that.
 
I don't believe Pat's parents were SWATted, I think it's just Pat very slowly learning. He claims so many "SWATTings" and yet, half of them aren't logged by the police and some of them are welfare checks. No one knows where his parents live = no way to check police records = no way to prove Pat is lying. Unless there's an "Elderly Couple SWATted" news article in, I guess, Milwaukee, then Pat is bullshitting.

(Also, an insane conspiracy theory: the pedo accusation against Jackie were true and she's working for the feds in exchange for not being on the sex offender registry. That's why she's willing to make a complete clown of herself, it's still the better option.)
 
I wake up in the middle of the night to rock a piss, check up with the internet and WTF is happening?
 
So what happens with paying back Quasi if Fatrick ends up enjoying prison for many years?

I know he is a crazy alcoholic narcissist, but I am curious to know what he thinks will happen regarding his mass of tweets?

Does he think that somehow the police and courts would read them, accept his version of events, arrest everyone from the OnA forums or anyone he doesn’t like, then cancel all of his Quasi debt and award him 10 million dollars?
 
Patrick's Twitter followers are a classic case study in how people literally believe anything they read on the internet without question.
Where is the evidence that OnA is behind the SWATs (apart from you want them to be, Pat)?

This is exactly what leftoids like Pat do: they make a ridiculously overblown statement ("they're genociding trans people!"); then gullible idiots swallow it and get outraged that nothing is being done about it; some retard, outraged at the complacency, decides to do something about it, and before you know it 3 children are shot dead. For all their talk about "misinformation" leftists like Pat are it's chief purveyors.

Hey retards, if you're confused as to why nothing is being done about all this, maybe it's because you don't have the whole story and Pat is being dishonest with you?
 
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AnOminous said:
I'm pretty sure that guy will get caught soon. People who both do mad shit and talk mad shit about the mad shit they do usually aren't as smart as they think they are. Also they become a priority, especially right now when there's an ongoing crackdown on swautists.
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If my pet theory that he's an American is true, then absolutely. If he's an actual Third Worlder then he might have nothing to fear.

JJLiautaud said:
Is admin Quasi or some other retard?
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Doubtful, hackerwoman Jackie revealed that user @captainkamala is the admin.

Or wait, are you talking core admin or one of the ancillary ones, the admin-regimes? The forms has a lotta buffers.

Instant_Pot_User said:
Anonymous was only funny when they were screaming about Xenu at Scientologists and coming up with trolling plans like 'Agent Slickpubes'. After chanology Anonymous stopped existing, whatever is called "Anonymous" today is fucking gay lmao.
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Even then it was mostly a big larp by casual 4channelers and proto-redditors. I'm pretty sure everyone who was doing actual hacking stuff got rolled by the feds.

Mr Moonface said:
The picture is of Jewish comedian Rich Vos. A common reference used for a 'gotcha' bit that dates back to the old subreddit days.

I don't know what to think anymore.
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Do we have any evidence that he's Jewish?
 
I gotta say, this seasin of "Pat's infinitely expanding waistline" is getting good. It's got it all, drama, a whodunnit with multiple plausible suspects, unreliable narrators, suspense, courtroom intriques and even the looming ever present spectre of violence. 10/10 would reccommend! I can't wait for the next episode!
 
lindsayfan said:
oh my god the fucking twists and turns in this thread!! keeping up with this insane fifth-dimensional rollercoaster ride is threatening to impinge on my real-life responsibilities, but i can't look away.

like others, i feel the Gemini account is the smoking gun here. something to keep in mind if this swatuation ends up being federal (which i think it might be due to interstate communication of threats & interference with lawful commerce) is that generally those guys work very, very slowly and steadily, so it might be many many months or even years before they finally spring the trap on fat & bring charges.
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The last season of The Tomlinsons is incredible. Props to the writers (that doesn't include you pigman)
 
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