random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CallmeCicada]

God's voice came from a bush, you know.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Send that fat bitch to India to so she can get the cultural enrichment she deserves.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

random text this please

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

I can't tell whether it's schizo or real. I mean it sounds schizo but doesn't it just line up perfectly with their behaviour?... Usually schizo thoughts disappear when I take my meds but I can't tell whether this is real or just in my head

 

[Cemetery Support]

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Tyler Bryan Jewart is crashing out again. This time he ended stream abruptly amid a series of remarks lashing out at his friends and moderators for not attending his livestream. He ended it by saying he would delete the VOD and pretend it never happened. It'd suck if someone screen recorded clips first and preserved it forever...

Why Won't the World Shine On TygreCub?
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Not Even Jesus Can Save TygreCub Now
02.mp4

Nothing Really Matters, Anyone Can See...
03.mp4

Jealous of the World
04.mp4

Harm Has Noticed
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How TygreCub Wants You to Treat Him
06.mp4

Fuck the Whole Goddam Thing
07.mp4

Here's his last attempt at a conversation in his own Discord server where another furry tells him off when he tries to relate to their stresses:

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Not even his own fans are putting up with his bullshit and fake problems anymore.

"Yeah i know whatchya mean"
"No, no. I'm not sure you do. Heres a small list of issues:
1. Latino BF"

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

I dont believe schizophrenia is a real thing but i 100% agree with you

Females are evil and im so glad im gay so i never have to deal with female nonsense.

 

[Maki Harukawa]

to makei t clear i would never stick a knife up my throst . becaude that is stupid and i wouldnt do that

Zoe-zo, with all sincerity, sticking a knife up your vagina is only slightly less (and that's debatable) stupid than doing so up your throat

 

[LifeAlert]

we thought we were going to see mechs or demons ripping people apart with nonsensical plot lines and instead we got to watch a 16 year old boy gush about shows about high school girls having crushes.

he probably had a future in game development.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Sometimes I pee sitting down as a treat. A luxury piss.

 

[crowabunga]

its pretty horrifying to learn my soul doesnt have ears, im ontologically shocked rn

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm glad God gave me short fingers. Makes my dong look huge when I send dickpics

When I saw all the troons calling themselves lesbians I thought it wouldn't bother me if pooners stole cocksucker valor but fuck. It's not something I do anymore but fuck you, you're a woman. Not a "mlm" or whatever. You don't get to call yourself a faggot because you want dick in your bonus hole.

have u heard of frotting, satan.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

"Yeezus stands for NIGGER COCK"

 

[MauMau]

Would you really want to risk getting troon prions and contracting Mad Troon Disease?

 

[Hamstirer]

Will all you retards just shut the fuck up about your shithole countries and just be happy you're not from the Philippines.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

I was just struck by inspiration and saw a glimpse of the broader tapestry of the universe

You guys know why we need Gaza?

So we can settle it with Black Hebrew Israelites

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I'm officially a spice rack person.

 

[Adash]

I'm smurfing so hard right now holy fuck

Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

 

[Rembrandt]

The art we're talking about may be extremely gay, covered in poop, farting, rapeful in its ways and racist, but these are all positive things.

 

[Positron]

Bacteria to the chicken.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Thank you for the input, two year old account that was completely dormant until this morning and is now pol-tier doomposting. I trust your every opinion to be genuine.

(we’re pretending the ethnically Irish are human)

Are Amish deathsquads a thing?

this man is asking the right questions. Where did all the retards go?

more of an aspertame daddy, because he can't afford sugar

Woke up this morning and refunds are officially being issued for the swastika Yeezy shirt. I'm pissed. This was supposed to be Bitcoin 2.

It's over.

And yes, I do have a whole folder of these. And yes, I am banned from many Facebook groups.

Nothing says "we're going back to the good times" like a silver-haired man in a suit drinking scotch on the rocks. Now only he needs is a cigar and a woman to backhand and we're so fucking back.

Does he realize

No. Never.

Here's some more from my "make people mad in internet arguments" folder as thanks

The Doctor's prototype was in a story where he gives Adolf Hitler a catgirl to rape so we can extrapolate that Schrodinger is in fact the bastard catboy son of Adolf Hitler.

what the fuck

dont be shy baby girl, come say hi, dont just lurk by the doorstep

Are you asking American's to understand geography? Be grateful we are even aware that Canada is vaguely between New York City and Alaska.

If you're going to talk shit, you better be able to back it up. That's why Larry Bird is a legend.

"I just blacked out and ate a whole rotisserie chicken and got hard because of it."