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[Meat Target]

You know it's a great thread when over half of the involved individuals are identified via mug shots.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I guess our children really wasn't learning after all.

 

[Tablet County]

The mythos of modern times used to be that we learned what happens when economies fail with no safety net? You get Nazi Germany.

So, conventional wisdom? The "how to run a country 101" course? Was "don't drive your economy into the ground or you get Nazis" .

And that's when the furryporn visual novel developers took over and formed their furry reich. The games industry was never the same.

I don't speak taco restaurant so I'm just going to assume OP did a good job because some of those images of his haircut are hilarious.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

The absurd claim that European states commit censorship must be retracted

 

[Tablet County]

It is incredibly important, nay it is IMPERATIVE to the JEWISH WORLD ORDER that the USA possesses Greenland. The zogbots will die in DROVES while engaged in freezing cold TRENCH WARFARE with the ELITE DANISH SUPERSOLDIERS so that the CHOSEN can put the ancestral home of the WHITE GODS i.e HISTORICAL HYPERBOREA into the hands of their most powerful GOLEMS.

I realize this sentiment is wasted here on the farms, but I hope that one day you find some meaning and reason to get your shit together and quit acting like this.

 

[Procopius]

AND she used “he” for my daughter, who was wearing a blue shirt.

 

[Mad_Dog]

I don't think the Jews in Nazi Germany thought that Hitler just wanted to fuck them, nor do I don't think black people thought the KKK were hanging them from trees because they were just enthusiastically into gay interracial BDSM.

 

[Potato Burrito]

And then they go suck off a teenage lad, he posts video online (the tranny in question probably knew this was happening) which makes him embarrassed, angry and gay.

 

[Brain Power]

you can just TELL a computer to find a specific phrase,
and it'll just FIND it without having to look through hours of footage manually?
this isn't just stalker child activity, it's Advanced Stalker Child Technology.

 

[Meat Target]

That explains my dick then, I guess. I had been wondering about that.

 

[Chongqing]

To quote Dave Muscato, or Danielle Tatiana Muscato. This is from xir reddit post.

This is rightfully traumatizing. There is some research that shows that if you play Tetris immediately after a trauma like this, it can help in terms of not developing PTSD.

Happy 41st Birthday Dave!
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[Dr. Butt]

It’s a Brazilian butt lift not a Mississippi garbage bag of cottage cheese

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

That's the Quebecois. A group of Frenchmen so unequivocally French that not even France can stand them.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

German comedy is no laughing matter. They take it very seriously.

 

[Meat Target]

Ever see the title of an article and you just know who it's about?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Me when I'm a happy merchant, my job is to make libs upset, and i just upsold to one of my regulars.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

They are buying GPUs that cost $40k a pop so that you can get the wrong answer to math problems and make pictures of Oscar the Grouch raping Taylor Swift.

 

[CaddestSlown]

It's a game mod, what does that have to do with a tranny conspiracy?

Exactly. It's porn plus roleplaying games that kicked off this troon boom.

 

[Asian tech support]

I feel like a loser, shit sucks, and now I can only post fucking fart art.

 

[Betonhaus]

Not only do I still have my penis, I like my penis, and wish to keep it in good shape and functional as long as I can