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[The Spoils of War]

He Skeeted a lot.

 

[Laburnum]

he was forced at proverbial gunpoint to make a public statement announcing that he is not right wing – in front of a tribunal of trannies and furries.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

And therein lies the difference between Thomas the dogfucking pedophile and the average KF enjoyer.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"where will I get my mimosa now" boo hoo you have to stay in a motel while they build you another mcmansion

Suffah, hollywood!

 

[CallmeCicada]

The pot is calling the kettle a nigger here.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

nigga you schizophrenic and most of your waifus don't actually exist. It's not a school it's a mental hospital. You are hallucinating

 

[chimpSculpture]

"Reshiram is going to have to live with the fact that she let her stomach kill her husband for the rest of her life. It will be a heavy burden on my wife."

Last sentence of the second image.

I lost track of what he is even doing. damnit.

Spoiler: covid-19

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Spoiler: another post about reshiram

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[UERISIMILITUDO]

You will never experience autism like this anywhere else.

Please join in the festivities, it is a thread tradition to fling shit everywhere upon entering.

I have a custom trained AI for confirming poop findings.

 

[DickMain]

Take a look at this Daily Mail social experiment

 

[Hitman One]

... which if I understand correctly is somewhere between "4chan for girls" and a cult.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Letting normies on the internet was a mistake.

"Stop being offended by everything. Life is easier that way."

The pot is calling the kettle a nigger here.

He's one of those people who were full "YES LET'S HAVE GAY SEX ANUS TO MOUTH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO" but then clarify his partner must be wearing a COVID mask, right?

That's F as in "Fucking Retarded".

I imagine plant life just wilting and dying when he walks by, like in a cartoon

Nothing worse then working the late shift at a corner store and having a crack whore try and pay you with sweaty titty bills.

You don't want to advertise to the world that your paralegals have a worse understanding of the law than the average Sovereign Citizen.

How do people not piss themselves laughing whenever he exists in public? I know I would.

South Asia's Razor: never attribute to malice what is adequately explained by generations of inbreeding.

"I have no inner turmoil, child."

He misspelled “inner monologue”

One of my very first red pills was reading some shithole denizen casually use the phrase 'as thin as an angel's labia' when expounding upon something completely non-sexual. I'd never had a series of words evoke such a skin-crawling feeling of revulsion before.

We need to summon the soul of whoever introduced internet to jeets and torture it for all eternity.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Last I checked my forks and spoons didn't start going off on Francis E. Dec level rants about cyborgs and handmaiden enslavement shit.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Cool now the orange tip is stuck in my ass. Are you happy now? Is this what you wanted??

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

You know this argument is used by people who want to display pictures of naked cartoon children being raped everywhere, right? I used to use this argument all the time

 

[Brain Power]

From the makers of "Her prostate" we bring you: His Ovaries.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I want all these niggers to fuck my wife NOW!

 

[MrJokerRager]

They don't teach firefighting at Harvard faggot. All these people care about is identity.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Behead illegals and those who hire them.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

From the makers of "Her prostate" we bring you: His Ovaries.

"Judaism"
[removed by reddit]

 

[Brain Power]

Boobs with gunts, FUCK