random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[GunCar Gary]

You must understand that when dealing with a person with severe mental illness they can be unpredictable and make bad choices. I am severely mentally ill, I am unpredictable, and I make bad choices

 

[Dr. Butt]

What is a (wo)man? A miserable little pile of estrogen! But enough talk... have at you!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I still watch movies on physical media, drive a car built in 2003, and I still don't know what the fuck a JPEG is.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

This guy has gooned to 8 additional videos since this has gone down

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I thought I was making fun of man-children taking sexually assaulted plush dolls to conventions with an equal

 

[Asian tech support]

Pee is heavier than water

 

[Dr. Butt]

black-pilled, white-pilled, blue-pilled, red-pilled: let's talk about *lead*-pilled

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

The mayor of Flavortown could not make MREs suddenly palatable. It will take more than just Pentagon funding.

Democrats across the country already declaring another tongue kiss a chinaman day.

Never mind swallowing red pills. She's giving that red pill a blow job.

On order to defeat leftism we will need an army of hobos going around and rape white liberal women.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I thought my account was compromised once. But then I realized it was just posts from me when I was on meds.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I hate it when threads get featured.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

All she wants is to smoke weed, talk about pokemon and laugh at strange things

He never apologised for or explained this, which is of course the correct course of action in such circumstances.

My second favorite rapist

You keep blog posting like a idiot. Keep going. Shit flinging is literally the only reason I use this site.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

"Nothing ever happens" chuds when the 7th seal is broken

 

[JustSomeDong]

One he hath his own hand to blame. The sentence for posting pictures of wolves with enormous cocks is eternal humiliation, I'm afraid.

 

[Oliver Onions]

This is a pretty good map of what's currently on fire

 

[OvercookedBacon]

From now on I will never despair, because no matter how bad things get, I will never be the guy on twitter roleplaying as cookie monster while seething about politics.

 

[Oliver Onions]

(Every single highlighted comment from the last week is at least tangentially related to eating cum)

 

[Gentlebastard]

The Indian is a fascinating creature but I know little of its larval stage.

Face fucking minorities until they puke to own the libs

California is a lolcow in state form.

REDDITOR'S LAW: As a redditor's takes become more unhinged, the probability he's active on one or more weird fetish subs approaches 1.

He sounds like drunk Cookie Monster, he looks like a melted candle, and his ideas are only good for trolling.

Nice schizo. I have no idea what he even thinks he's doing.

Every day I am thankful I was not born an Indian man. I can think of no more pathetic & miserable existence.

"Cunt Goddess Amythist of the Mystical River Forest",

Really though, if you can point to anything specific I can try to smooth it out. Is it the logic itself, or just that I keep bringing up sorcery? That's the nicest anyone's ever called me a schizoposter, though.

An actual 13 year old begging to be groomed on the internet is not something I wanted to see today

 

[Drama Fan]

You're up 5 videos from the last time I checked your Pornhub account. Give your little guy a breather.

 

[demicolon]

No. Chess is a harem anime gooner game.

Think about it. The king is male, the queen is female. The pawns can turn into any piece except the king, implying they're female too. The king is mostly useless, relying on his team of female characters to fight for him against the other female army.

 

[scathefire]

I for one was rather touched when @gaynigger69 and @killniggers88 rated me autistic.