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[UERISIMILITUDO]

You'll thank me when you're not killing yourselves.

But of course, no one asked me, a dang dirty K-Farmer, about my thoughts on driving a public figure to suicide.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

this is so grotesque it's almost a work of art. It's like a tzsimisce fleshcrafter made it. The wrinkles encompassing corpulent adipose tissue, the irregular folds in places folds do not naturally form in the obese, the random pockmarks and sparse patches of integument, it somehow captures a world of mutually exclusive bipolar extremes in tandem, sallow yet plump, simultaneously winning and losing the war against gravity, that great force which has crushed the spines of tetrapods since time immemorial. The stark asymmetry of it all, the lobotomized way in which he lumbers around....It's almost a thing of beauty in its grotesquerie. Were I some kind of dark king I would keep it suspended in formaldehyde so that I may gaze upon the twisted horrors that man hath wrought upon his own temple, a snifter of brandy in hand swirling around like the maelstrom of dark delights as I contemplate his obscene form, knowing I posessed a true specimen of protean aberration of the type that only comes into being when the principles of nature, thought inviolate by learned men, are rent asunder like the legs of a war captive and debased in whole. The human form at its absolute zenith, and at its absolute thalweg. I may never be the same, my mind forever marred by the viewing of this profane abomination. Anyways im gonna go blast a fat dookie turd good night kiwifarms

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Oh my God. 3 titties

 

[Oliver Onions]

The plant is asking for 100 dollars in Google Play cards from each customer to restore service.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The best option would be not doing anything weird to your genitals at all.

 

[CallmeCicada]

When they took away the word Nigger, I said nothing because it was a racist slur

When they took away the word kike, I said nothing because only Nazis used that hateful word

When they took away the word faggot, I said nothing because as a gay man I found the word hateful and cruel

And finally when they came to take away the word retard, I shot those nigger faggot kikes in the face with my concealed carry gun because I'll burn in a thousand hells before I let a nigger faggot kike tell me I'm not allowed to call a retard a retard.....

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I think you're deeply mentally ill, child. And I'm right.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

What a fucking homunculus.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

This is the Lord's divine punishment. There's a reason only dens of degeneracy and sin suffer from natural disasters (not counting tornados, but that's a wind thing and I don't believe God has control over the wind like he does the seas and fire)

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Armed babies don't get aborted

 

[Gentlebastard]

I don't care what happened, no way this fat fuck just abandoned a cheesesteak.

there he is, piggytits Tomlinson. He is huge isn't he folks? this man can eat millions and millions of cheesesteaks, I've never seen a fatty eat as many cheesesteaks as him, boy does he love them, and he eats more McDonalds than me, and thats really saying something isn't it? And all of the stalker children, we cant forget about the stalker children farting into his wife's vagina, what a nasty thing to do. My son Barron told me to say this next part: Tomlinson, YOU'RE CONVICTED. Enjoy prison, we have the best prisons here dont we? You're gonna love it.

He's going to fuck this up so badly that he would be whipped on sight.

So you mean just because a fat failure of a retard says something every day over and over again for over a year, it doesn't magically become true because Obesity Is Magic just isn't a thing?

On a side note, why do all the troons insist on saying sapphic instead of lesbian? It just sounds pretentious and made up nevermind I answered my own question.

If you ever want to see full blown autism watch indian pick up artists.

My sides are somehow in orbit and I feel like calling the police at the same time

Very disappointed, do a better job of spying on random men at restaurants next time.

I regret posting in this thread

The archangel of legal prostitution, ladies and gentlemen.

Actually, most of the monasteries I have been too have goon caves on the second floor, next to the edging chambers.

Now, I don't claim to be a genius or anything, nor do I claim to be a murderer, but I feel like I can confidently say that if I was dead set on murdering a hooker, I'd do it whether or not it was legal to fuck said hooker.

Ok so we are all in agreement of the three great crimes of the British Empire

1. Instituting the famine codes to prevent the natural culling of pajeet numbers
2. Spreading vaccination throughout the Raj, thus sabotaging the almighty's holy smallpox containment measure for pajeets
3. Trying to teach the pajeets english and thus unwittingly creating this fucking pidgin

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

(not counting tornados, but that's a wind thing and I don't believe God has control over the wind like he does the seas and fire)

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

IMO, gas chambers was a far more humane method of mass murder than dropping incendiary bombs on tent cities.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Plastic mirra mirra on de wall, who be de most popular one behind bars 'n sheeit?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I do it all for him. My personal hero. I remember all his lectures about Hitler. Good times.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

stgggs

Sadly the modern version of this is a zommer flossing

 

[The Nothingness]

Because black people.

 

[Meat Target]

Hulk Hogan may forgive, but God doesn't.

 

[Hitman One]

Wow this article and the discussion of it has made me very angry at all <insert gender>, I guess <insert gender> really is the fairer of the two; take that <gender pejorative>!

what a way to spend a Tuesday evening.

Set a good example and set yourself on fire, niggerfaggot.

Why are you bringing us all down into some nihilism type bullshit when you could just be anti-Semitic like a normal person?

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Can tinfoil be used as a condom?"