random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Betonhaus]

You usually make better posts than this. Kill yourself.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

If i were to be a pedophile, nothing will happen to me, because nothing ever happens to pedophiles,

 

[Hitman One]

No one tell Null about this. He might blow the entire legal fund.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Skibidi Toilet

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

If this was an article about a 18 or 19-year old boy having to be forced to pay child support or alimony you'd be shitting and screaming how it's fucked up that a child is forced into doing something like this and saying how it's fucked up that nobody looked into whether this teenager was taken advantage of, but because it's teenage girls being impregnated by predators that's a-okay.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

RINO Johnson owns libs by sending millions to die for Israel with facts and logic

I can't believe that you literally just claimed that Indian convenience store owners are the only thing standing between the white race and genocide.

You will never experience autism like this anywhere else.

Dopamine levels already plummeting. I need to fill the empty void with anime.

The faster you go through the "we're so over", the sooner you get to the "we're so back".

 

[Dr. Butt]

I've found $50, a lucky penny, and the ark of the covenant in a car's asscrack

 

[Law]

He's the Macbeth of talking about eating cum at this point.

 

[Betonhaus]

A black hole of respect, if you will.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Here are several ways that the spider could have responded:

• Say nothing; move on with what he was doing and continue to the next scene.
• Call the guy gay back; this is what I was expecting.
• Some sort of curse, insult, or slur.
• Violence.

 

[MoarTard]

'ostalgia 'ritic DESTROYS media literacy by doing absolutely nothing and drinking Sproke.

 

[Positron]

I could smell that she smelled differently, she chemically changed overnight.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I'm going to learn wrestling to take down people giving me trash can emojis.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Suicide is a sin my nigga.
Even with a doctor's note.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Sending EVIL and SUICIDAL thoughts to you with my mind.
BWONGOGONGOGOGOGOG

 

[Dr. Butt]

men can never be wives—only students.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

>radio show with multiple people where Jersh's voice is the least faggy sounding

 

[Dr. Butt]

Imagine being almost 50 years old but still being too cool to wear a helmet.

Does this mean we should call David Wiskus 'Mr. Hands' now?

 

[seri0us]

HELP ME SAAR I AM PEDOPHILE! PLEASE HELP ME SAAR HELP ME

 

[Crex Crex]

IN couple flees from sociopathic Ukrainian dwarf they adopted