random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[AltisticRight]

"NO SANDRA! You were supposed to cook the bacon in the oven, give your dog pills and beat your retarded son! Not beat the bacon, cook the dog and drug up your kid... Sheesh i hope you never need to go to dialysis you cunt!" - West Memphis doctor Tyrone.

 

[Dr. Butt]

EDIT TO ADD: Amberlynn declares she has a

empty, lonely and filled to the brim with antibiotic-resistant superbugs.

 

[CallmeCicada]

The age of trannies is over, the time of the chud has come!

Time to bring back police brutality.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

if it wasn't for HR we'd all still be calling black people niggers. There's few bastions of sanity left in the world.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Is "deleted member" a slang term for transwoman?

 

[often puzzled]

I had an interesting experience in the days following 1/6/2021. I called upon Earl Bifrons, goetic demon number 46, and asked if he could bring me the spirit of Ashli Babbit to answer my questions. I didn't get much while I was awake, but she came back while I was sleeping with a few of the others.

As a matter of fact, it got so intense that my mom later asked me if I had been having a nightmare.
"You were screaming in your sleep, 'FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!'"
I said, "I tried to get answers out of the dead insurrectionists."
"Well, that was a bad idea."
Gee, thanks, Mom.

Word of advice:
If you're a transgender antifascist, don't try summoning the ghosts of Q-Anon cultists no matter how badly you want to ask them why they tried to overthrow the government.

 

[tehpope]

Instead of upcharging me 300% with a 5.5% credit card processing fee, the (lower case) jews are sending me free pizza!
This is an ancient trick documents in the Protocols of Zion where they make the goyim fat. OY VEY

 

[OvercookedBacon]

random.txt immediately, please and thank you esteemed janitors

 

[CallmeCicada]

But I thought pornography of whales was considered bestiality?

This is like Christmas for black men everywhere.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

God I hate thread, you get a loose one and try to snap it and Instead 30 feet of thread comes out and your outline is gone and you collapse into a pile of paint.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Her face is the size of four normal-sized butts.

 

[Doxmatix]

Please anybody explain what American politics and hamburgers have in common?

but my biggest takeaway is...do people actually read reviews before hiring a lady of the night?

Spoken like someone who’s never had to work a hard day of gaming and operating a stream in their life

That's because in Europe, he had cats

The "horrifying" sticker isn't big enough

This is Null's fault somehow.

 

[Dr. Butt]

OnlyHamBeastFans?

Chubbychaser bros we’re eating good tonight. Not as good as our ladies though.

 

[Tzeentch]

Oh wow, cool, you killed a lowly assistant PA with chaos magic. Bravo. Clap clap clap. But have you communicated with Odin? No? Have you KILLED A GOD? That's what I thought bitch. You're not at Rudy's level, and CobraJFS wouldn't even let you shine his shoes. I bet you haven't even merged dimensions like Chris. You're pathetic. Sit the fuck down wizard boy.

 

[CallmeCicada]

This is the cartoon about incest, yes?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Well he’s certainly persistent, unfortunately for him he persists in areas where he has no talent or skill.

 

[Oliver Onions]

She then spends a few minutes looking at dildos on the Bad Dragon website while making scandalized "ACK. UGH. OHH." noises

 

[Gentlebastard]

You either die a faggot, or live long enough to see yourself die a faggot.

Vapid or not they could have done the world a better turn by placing him in a volcano

He was a pretty good comedian, from his black face comedy routine to praising a ww2 Nazi veteran who took part in a massacre of polish civilians.

Friendly reminder that Canada is such a cucked country, that the government is paying Jews, to explain anti Canadian memes for the normies.

"Anything I've achieved is because of my family"

Way to throw them under the bus like that

I look forward to him being unable to leave the house due to everyone pelting dog shit at him.

Man what is this, a thread gets featured and we can’t post totally real pictures of Trudeau with an bodacious rack anymore? CENSORSHIP!!! REEEEEEEE!

So when he says "I was unable to find good work with a paralegal degree", what he's actually saying is "I was unable to find good work with a worthless certificate from a retarded degree mill?"

I don’t know man, Norway is fucking beautiful. I saw the most picturesque 7/11s there and no litter.

Time to bring back police brutality. Not the stupid cowardly shooting-in-the-back stuff that helped give rise to BLM. I mean just a good whack with a nightstick to get the point across.

If this was the old world he would have been left out in the woods for the faeries to take.

I think the faeries would return him to the village.

Son, in my day, volcano deities demanded beautiful virgins, and if you they didn't get them they just killed everyone and waited for the next cycle of retards to worship them.
I am so sick of the radical left infiltrating my pantheon and injecting DEI hires.

You can pluck out my eyes, boil me in hot lard, flay off my skin and use it to bind a book of my sins, but PLEASE anything except the negrate stickers!

The people that drugged and robbed me, were just friendly, they did not fuck me.

If you find someone out of their depth and black out drunk, you take care of them and make them breakfast, not rape them.

I've found $50, a lucky penny, and the ark of the covenant in a car's asscrack

 

[Meat Target]

That's freestyle mumble-rap, not ancient forbidden knowledge.

Would be a shame if his heart exploded or a Grand Piano lands on his cranium.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

you don't need gayshit if one of the main plot points is rape

America is a satanic beast which devours the flesh and blood of the young. Beating heart of the anti-christ and probably also lovers with Beelzebub, Lufcifer, and Satan.