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'Millenial Woes' is not any sort of National Socialist. He is an open homosexual

 

[GaryGray]

Are you kidding? That faggot has the most penetrable anal cavity in the world. He is desperate for dick up his butthole.

 

[Gentlebastard]

No! I will die of death!

BREAKING NEWS: Kim Jong-un reportedly orders women who don't appreciate the movie 'Taxi Driver' to be sent to film reeducation camps, a source sloshed out of his mind on soju says.

I'm no lawyer. But I'm pretty sure locking a woman in a cage with a rapist is considered cruel and unusual punishment.

I miss that retard sometimes

The only thing to be said about India and spirituality is that it is a grave sin that it has not been purified by the light of the atom.

 

[Email]

Very important video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

 

[Dr. Butt]

Lmao this bozo wrote an essay demanding government mandated tits.

Most people on the Internet these days are shockingly bad at meter. It's almost like they didn't grow up writing dirty limericks.

 

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Basically, my periods end up being pretty intestinal and I use that for “flow”

If I’m having a rough bathroom day, my flow is higher than a generally queasy day

I mean, he's giving advice to a guy named SavannahSissy on r/sissyology about stealing his sister's dildos, but considering all of that it's a reasonable comment.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Top hats in one bin, puzzle pieces in the other, thank you.

 

[3MMA]

Remember when you betrayed Ethan Ralph, cutie?

 

[JustSomeDong]

calling somebody a fag online isn't about the cock in their asshole, it's about the cock in their heart

 

[Dr. Butt]

Yeah it's a real mystery why people don't like you.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

You will never be a Briton. You have no inferiority complex, you have no hatred of the French, you have no understanding of irony. You are an Anglophile Yank twisted by the Internet and British telly into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"We told her to shut up and she didn't shut up and she's a bitch who smells and I hate her.

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[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

LFJ raped and killed Bob Saget in 1990.

 

[Drip Torch]

They're not going to stop trying to kill us all.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Who is invented by hybrid computer!?

 

[Dr. Butt]

"SMART, CUNNING, SCHEMING, MOST POWERFUL SCARY OVERLORD, WHO IS SO POWERFUL HE CAN BEAT UP EVEN LUCIFER, AND THEN THE GOD HIMSELF".

 

[CansOfCant]

Please comply with the rule.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I used to think the Farms was a hellhole full of horrible psychopaths that would ruin your life over nothing. I still do, but now I recognize that I'm one of them.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I say, let retards be retards, and let us have a place to laugh at them.

 

[Hitman One]

Hypothetically, if someone watched the video and they're not Elon Musk how much trouble are they in? Asking for a friend.

Keep in mind my lawyer is my housecat and he is very good.