random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[supremeautismo]

“My butthole got fingered so I must arson” is really quite a science.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The fact life found a way to birth such a strange individual is simply incredible when you think about it.

Two years from now, finding out that he somehow won the lottery and opened a brothel or got in trouble with the russian mafia and living in the Vegas tunnels would be equally hilarious.

This may be the dumbest thing I've ever read, and last week I read an opinion piece about how punctuation should be abolished.

Patrick's political position can be summed up using 14 words:

" Other people must ensure the existence of Patrick and prison enjoyment for stalker children. "

In clinical terms: he is a fat faggot with bitch tits and a faucet dick.

He never gives up on anything. Well, other than anything related to self-improvement.

This guy taking a bunch of useless pills that won't kill him so that he can guilt trip everyone is the closest a tranny has ever gotten to mentally passing.

Nothing makes me feel more like an old man yelling at etc etc than the poor standard of written English these days. I feel like I can take a good stab at the age of a poster purely by whether they capitalise the start of their sentences.

I challenge anyone to modify this to make it MORE self-centered. I don’t think it can be done

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

clearly, much of you aren't very smart

 

[A Grey Cat]

I wonder if it'll be like the Star Wars prequels where because it's his money/company and therefore nobody can tell him no, it'll end up fucking retarded.

I used to be a full Charles Xavier and believed in peaceful coexistence. Now I'm a full blown Robert Kelly....look it up.

 

[BirdUp]

I got a whole septic tank full of "Lost Media".

 

[indomitable snowman]

from this article: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nypds-...exual-favors-in-exchange-for-overtime.207425/
NYPD Chief of Department Jeffrey Maddrey

I’m still a n—-r and you look good.”

or uncensored

I’m still a nigger and you look good.”

full quote

“He said he dreamed about f–king me in my a–,” Epps alleged. “I said, ‘But Chief, you’re the Chief of Department.’ He rubbed his chest. . . . His work pants were open. He was like but ‘I’m still a n—-r and you look good.”

NYPDs Lt. Quathisha Epps

“He was always asking me to kiss his penis.”

 

[Talibama]

bluesky has hastened our retreat from the warm embrace of God's light.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I am the nigger's nigger, the niggerest nigger to ever nigger, the omninigger, the nigger of all niggers.

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

Flick in solitude, femcel. Cock status: DENIED

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Like fish in the sea, there's always more cows in the pasture.

 

[Dr. Butt]

There are easier ways to have a rape on your conscience.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Well, if a random stranger on the Internet says so, who am I to question it?

 

[GunCar Gary]

“I’m going to f**k my son tonight. Stand by,”

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

i just love the antichrist and drinking my corn syrup so much

profile post

 

[Not A Cat Person]

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-20149036

"Moon's site attracts objectively crazy individuals"

"many of Moon's users are objectively unhinged"

-Russell Greer, 2024

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Look at this nigger quoting himself: nigger in question.

Yeah, I've thought about doing it, but I've never actually done it. Shameful. If someone other than the author doesn't find a quote worthy of this thread, it doesn't belong in here. Anyway:

I find it hard to believe that a redditor has ever earned anything good that happens to them

Mr Clinton doesn't deserve greenies after the Oreo epsteining attempt.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Who the fuck knows, but all I care about is that I am on top (gigety) because it is only gay if you receive it.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I once harassed a guy off another corner of the internet because he had the Ikea shark in one of his pics of his setup.

I kept calling him a tranny until it came out that he was actually a tranny.

(Separated because they're funnier in isolation.)

 

[biggacracka]

It's literally Christmas Eve, spend time with your fucking family... Or wait you don't have anyone but Pedo Pete.

at best you're at the level of a fetus choking on a crayon.

go to your nearest store buy a rope and hang yourself and hope you don't become a wrecking ball.

(not in order)

 

[Dr. Butt]

I'm tired of trying to figure out which toilet seats had balls rubbed on them.

I think I've called like six different users faggots and niggers in the last two hours alone, and have probably been called the same by just as many in the same amount of time.