random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gordon Cole]

Speaking as a white person: I CANNOT fathom an ideology that starts with the premise that Earth doesn't more than enough of "us."

 

[ToroidalBoat]

KIWI FARMS IS THE REASON WHY MY IMAGINARY COUNTRY IS SO DYSTOPIC THAT IT STILL HAS HIGH PRESSURE SODIUM STREET LAMPS AND NOT L.E.D. STREET LAMPS

 

[Peace and Harmony]

ADF is fucking funny.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I can not urine when erect. >>
I will pretend it is the semen because I do not like urine or feces.

~Some weird fucker, on why he can't get off to Shmorky's drawing of a 27-year-old wolf pissing in the mouth of an 11-year-old lamb.

Seriously.

 

[Army Burger]

Cool, we've been upgraded from nazis to demons.

 

[DadaistVizor]

Yo kiwi farms is hot garbage, if you ever see a post using them as "proof" of anything, know that they're known liars and shit-stirrers

 

[TaterBot]

'We're both MRA Gamergaters ... and simultaneously feminist beta cucks."
Meowthkip

 

[Feline Darkmage]

 

[HG 400]

Sorry for deleting. I'm not an SJW, I was in traffic and thought it was Dynastia shit.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

What's the controversy? It's just Sony choosing to lose money because Sony is the equivalent of a Downs syndrome child so rock stupid its parents need to electrocute it with a cattle prod to stop it from eating detergent.

 

[Hellfire]

"I got pickles, wanna smash?"

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

harambe watches the heavens
trump watches the earth
and tilikum watches the seas

o7

 

[Spudnik]

From a Smork chatlog:

<Dr_Dickface> listen diaperboy, ive had enough of you for one night

 

[DuskEngine]

 

[alex_theman]

"The entire point of that site is to kill mentally ill trans women"

 

[Randall Fragg]

I never denied being subhuman.

 

[Ntwadumela]

" i fear for my life every day because trump won't give me money for me to waste on striped socks, used panties and a webcam to show the world how girly i am"
@Spelling Bee

 

[captn_kettle]

I stopped self harm because my tetanus shot ran out.

 

[ICametoLurk]

she threatened me with intercourse.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

For heaven's sake, it's 2017, let's get this cleared up. Some men have vulvae and some women have penises.

- Someone who wants to convince CWCki's editors to rewrite Chris's pronouns to female.